A must for all horror fans.
 

Hi my name is shaun and i am a british filmmaker, in october 2004 my short film 'This Place' won 'best film' at the leeds horror film festival, beating 10 other FEATURE films to the title, it is a horror film and it has recieved worldwide recognition. it has been described as a 'superior episode of Urban Gothic.' this one is a must for all gore hounds. It is now available from my website link below. Included in the disc is loads of special features, check it out guys!!!!

http://www.spuk-films.com

Seriously, stop.

i think you would do the same if you had made an award winning film.

Not here.

By the way, doesn't it hurt kissing your own ass so much?

not really, its the only way to get anywhere in this industry, this is where it begins!!!

No, it's not...we WATCH horror. Nobody is going to endorse your work here, that's not who we are, or what we're here for.
In fact, you're just exploiting this place.
All you'll be getting is BANNED, you bleedin' clacker.

thats fine.

my wife and i made a film that should have won an award or two ...



sort of a "beyond the white suburban middle class door

well why dont you WATCH this place. thats the point.

yeah i know, i think i did your wifes prosthetic piece.

whatever floats your boat ...

you do the piece, i'll do the wife ..

well you had to look at her.

hey now....don't be pussy envious

Why don't we WATCH you stick your award up your arse ? How many posts are you going to start with the exact same text ? If your film is so damn brilliant, I'm sure any fan here would've brought it up in the first place. You're an opportunist and a poor one at that. All you've managed to do is alienate yourself even more with these efforts. If your film is as pathetic and commercial as you are ('Cabin Fever' ?), I'd seriously start looking into a career slinging fish and chips.
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CK

i wud be pussy envious if his wife had a pussy.

excellent.

sounds like somone aint getting any.

hmm...I'm pretty sure she does. She's a hot chicky.......but you're gay, huh?

arrr bless, and here is the females contribution.

who said I was a female?

yeah we dont need the gals, you're digging your own hole about as efficiently as anyone else could ..



now lets see you say how at least in the hole you dont have to look at my wife ...:rolleyes:

hee hee, this is great!!!

I know, eh?:)

healthy banter!!!

healthy penis boy ^^

ok???!!!!????

If your film was so good, I'm sure one of us would have already heard about it by now.:rolleyes:

well not really, cos its just a short film its quite difficult to advertise, but at the moment its quite popular in Holland and Italy. i will start shooting my first feature film sometime at the end of the year.
we have managed to secure some serious funding for this one, thats the one you are likely to hear more about.

Good luck there, penis-boy.

You stink.



Fuck you.









Eat some ass.

ok, thanks

"ADVENTURES OF PENIS BOY IN HOLLAND"!!!

Honestly, if you want people around here to respect you...don't spam your stuff like that...especially only after having made a few posts....if you do, expect that people are gonna get angry.

Also...I'm not a film maker...but if I were, I wouldn't act rude toward my "potential" audience. Nobody is going to want to see a film when they know the film maker is an ass.

Yeah, he probably ate out some crazy dutchmans asshole for funding...

i doubt these guys will be my potential audience.

i think this would actually sell in holland

You doubt it? Then why did you promote it on a HORROR FORUM? HMMM? Right. You just came here by mistake.
And ANYONE can be your potential audience...so you should treat everyone with that in the back of your mind.

... since I'm more into gay animal porn and buggering.

there are only 2 things i hate - people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the dutch...

nice one

Fuck off, Frenchie.