Scary TV All the Time
 

Has anyone seen the Enzyte commercials with Bob? Do they freak anyone else out? Have I asked this question before?

Anyway, they are monumentally fucked up. They even freak my dad out.

Have any of you men tried this shit?

Eeerh.... Nope!?:confused:

It's supposedly a "natural male enhancement," not that any of you guys would admit you needed something like this. However, I figured someone (like Urge) would have tried it for the fun of it.:D

My cock is the size of Montana, so Iv never tried it. But I think the commercials are funny.

Yea compared to Montana on the globe you have on the nitestand next to your bed:p .

I dont really feel the need to try shit like that. I have a fear of my balls exploding from some of this stuff.

I have heard of younger guys like myself using Viagra. Doesnt to me seem like a good thing to be fucking around with.

Besides all that my dick has got me in enough trouble in the past and I dont need any help in that department yet.

*Creepers Wee Wee*

Yes you do, give me some Viagra muthafuka NOW NOW NOW

My psychiatrist says that viagra works really well for women too. No shit.

Really.


*Goes to pharmacy to get some for my lady*

You're right, those commericals are just fucked up. I mean, that is one seriously creepy dude.

Imagine that horny grinning bastard coming towards with a big hard-on. Brrrr...nightmares!

LMFAO!!! No I don't want to imagine that thank you very much, that takes me to scary visual place and I don't want to go to scary visual place at the moment.....



Sighs too late.....

:p

LMAO. Seriously though...I just can't imagine it WOULD work...I mean...isn't the size of that thing pre-determined? ;) It is what it is...it's like those pills they market for women...I can't remember the name of them...but supposedly you just take a pill and your breasts will get bigger....right.

I don't know, it all seems like a big scam to me...but until somebody here wants to own up and tell us they've tried it, I guess we'll never know ;):p

The Enzyte commercials used to be my favorites. They've slipped to #2 though since Starburst has the drowning mariachi band in someone's mouth during the "fiesta of flavor" (or whatever it is). That cracks me up every time. Still miss the Fanta girls though...
CK

LMFAO! Sure, head on over to the TRUTH thread ;) SET YOURSELF FREE! :p ;)
BTW....I was looking over the post a pic thread...and I saw your picture...isn't that the face you made right before you were about to Dutch Oven HDC last night? ;) :p That SLY look? AHAHAHAHAH.

LOL! OMG, you won't own up b/c you're trying to pull a sneak attack! It's an AMBUSH ;):p

Whoa, since when did the mood turn all somber? ;)

That is so very true....I know I have a few that most definitely will stay secret....:p

Make what easy? What are you talking about? :p

You know nothing!!! :p ;)