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MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 10:16 PM

The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)

Deposable 07-28-2005 10:19 PM

This might sound really weird... but I love girls that fart... no, not all. But farting is always instant comedy.

MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by Deposable
This might sound really weird... but I love girls that fart... no, not all. But farting is always instant comedy.
LMAO. Yeah exactly. If two people love each other, they're not going to care if one of them farts. That's such a stupid thought for her to have.

But yeah...it's just hilarious...maybe if she lightened up and just let one slip it would bring them closer...and get a good laugh ;):p

MisterSadistro 07-28-2005 10:22 PM

Perhaps she wants her boyfriend to think she's pure for anal sex on their wedding night.
CK

FangoFan 07-28-2005 10:22 PM

That is strange behavior especially since they have had 3 years to get comfortable with one another.

What would she be afraid of?

Maybe it's some weird fear?

Is there any phobia of farting?

MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FangoFan
That is strange behavior especially since they have had 3 years to get comfortable with one another.

What would she be afraid of?

Maybe it's some weird fear?


Yeah, I have NO idea...he seems like a pretty easy going guy to me...has a good sense of humor and all...I highly doubt he'd care. I guess she just has her own hang-ups. It's just not a secret that people fart,etc.

It kills me that she thinks she's "fooling" him ;)

MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Perhaps she wants her boyfriend to think she's pure for anal sex on their wedding night.
CK

Do you really believe that a girl who won't fart in front of her BF is going to have anal sex? ;):p

MisterSadistro 07-28-2005 10:26 PM

Maybe she doesn't want to ruin the illusion for him like this girl did:
http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/fart.jpg
:D
CK

Gren the cake 07-28-2005 10:27 PM

my bf and i will fight to go to the bathroom. one time he pooed on my leg and tried to hide his dirty boxers under the sink

i dont fart simply cuz i cant control it that well. my cousin can fart, nothing ever big, but im even scared to fart a tiny one on the chance i may follow through

:(

MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Maybe she doesn't want to ruin the illusion for him like this girl did:
http://www.goodlaughter.com/funny/fun/fart.jpg
:D
CK


OMG!!!!!! LMAO!:p

Gren the cake 07-28-2005 10:28 PM

ooh ooh how about girls that dont even want they bf to see them without make up?

i had an ex bf with a friend that said she'd wake up early before her bf got up so she could put on make up

there are people like that, maybe not to that extent, but to the extent where they wont even step outside without make up.

MisterSadistro 07-28-2005 10:30 PM

Two words for your friend's boyfriend to cure her of her phobia -
DUTCH OVEN
CK

MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gren the cake
ooh ooh how about girls that dont even want they bf to see them without make up?

i had an ex bf with a friend that said she'd wake up early before her bf got up so she could put on make up

there are people like that, maybe not to that extent, but to the extent where they wont even step outside without make up.


Drives me crazy too. I've known girls who will sleep in their makeup so their husbands don't see them w/o it. There's just something wrong with that, in my opinion...I'm just so opposite of that...it's like take me as I am, or don't take me at all. I'm not going to create an illusion.

There's nothing wrong with putting on make-up and wanting to look nice...but everyone knows you weren't born with make-up on your face...so why try and pretend? BAAAAAAH. Some girls really drive me crazy. It's just so phony.

Deposable 07-28-2005 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gren the cake
my bf and i will fight to go to the bathroom. one time he pooed on my leg and tried to hide his dirty boxers under the sink
He pooed on your leg....

Gren the cake 07-28-2005 10:37 PM

ehhhh kinda. i had my leg in his crack and he farted. then he siad 'uh oh' and he ran tot he bathroom

i asked him 'did u poo'
'no'
'why not'
'most of it came out in my pants'

and i got worried cuz i had to go to work, but he sniffed my lega dn there was no poo on it.

MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gren the cake
ehhhh kinda. i had my leg in his crack and he farted. then he siad 'uh oh' and he ran tot he bathroom

i asked him 'did u poo'
'no'
'why not'
'most of it came out in my pants'

and i got worried cuz i had to go to work, but he sniffed my lega dn there was no poo on it.


LMFAO. That's just RANK ;):p

Gren the cake 07-28-2005 10:40 PM

and this other time, he farted.. so i held the covers on his head, ya know, to dutch oven him.

well he was in there for like 2 minutes so i figured it was one of those unstinky ones.

well i took the covers off and it smelled SOOOO bad. i said 'YOU WERE WALLOWING IN UR OWN FILTH THAT WHOLE TIME?'

he was holding his breath just to use it against me :mad: semi-clever bastard

ShankS 07-28-2005 11:12 PM

the gas has gotta come out somewhere..... they'll either talk too much or have to fart :p

MoonLit Meadow 07-28-2005 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by ShankS
the gas has gotta come out somewhere..... they'll either talk too much or have to fart :p
Seems like most of them choose to talk too much ;) God forbid they get FOUND OUT...the horror :p

RoLLiNLiGhTs 07-29-2005 12:03 PM

The way I see it is...most guys see a girl or smell her perfume, and thats what most us remember when we think of that girl....I know that's how I am.....I certainly don't wanna be with a chick that just lets 'em RIP....Cause thats all I would ever think of when I thought of her....IMO.
I don't do it in from of women...I think it's direspectful to let a sulfur bomb go in your partner's face....IMO.:)

MoonLit Meadow 07-29-2005 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoLLiNLiGhTs
The way I see it is...most guys see a girl or smell her perfume, and thats what most us remember when we think of that girl....I know that's how I am.....I certainly don't wanna be with a chick that just lets 'em RIP....Cause thats all I would ever think of when I thought of her....IMO.
I don't do it in from of women...I think it's direspectful to let a sulfur bomb go in your partner's face....IMO.:)


Well, I don't mean CONSTANTLY ripping them ;) But I mean, after you've been with somebody for a while...I just think you should be comfortable enough around them to be able to do/say anything. There shouldn't be any pretending.

I understand what you're saying...but I think that after a while, you take the person for everything they are. Just b/c they fart in front of you once in a while, doesn't mean you forget how nice they CAN smell ;)

RoLLiNLiGhTs 07-29-2005 12:32 PM

Yea....I agree with that...
LOL....from reading your post...alls I could picture was a hot chick sittin on my couch let'em fly....like she just ate a big can o' beans....LOL...

DraculaInDallas 07-29-2005 12:45 PM

Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)

Just hope she doesn't blow one out of her ass while you have your beef log 10 inches deep in her terd tunnel :eek:
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Tat2 07-29-2005 12:59 PM

Joels' Journal and Fart Filled Fact Book describes the following... To paraphrase:

The "Girls don't Fart fart"

This is a mean one! It's stinch can peel paint from cars and knock little birds out of their nests. It will singe the hair form your nose. This is one dangerous fart!

Be careful around Women that say they don't fart. If they actually don't, then she is not human, but a walking, talking act of terrorism, because it will...eventually explode!

tonica78 07-29-2005 01:09 PM

Three years and she's running off to shit all this time?! She's crazy. My husband and I have only been married for 2 years but we got over that mess of "I don't want them to know I.." within the first 3-6 months of dating! And the things that she should keep a mystery are sexual things, not shitting and farting. Everyone does it, some people do it with the door open and full conversation with someone else in there too! I know some people who get turned on by turds! :( Yuck!

DraculaInDallas 07-29-2005 01:15 PM

Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by hellboy
First off 10 inches......that's all?:p
Secondly, that is histerical.

Any further and I might hit the terd supply so 10 is all I'll give her :D

MoonLit Meadow 07-29-2005 01:16 PM

LMFAO. I'm so glad I started this thread...it's provided me with a great deal of entertainment ;)

Drac-You kooky bastard! ;) I'm a girl....I won't be sticking 10 inches of anything into anyone's ass. :p

Hellboy-LMAO. Dutch Ovens are the worst, man. NASTY. ;)

Tat2-I agree...they've gotta come out sometime, and when they do....it'll be like a nucleur bomb went off!

Tonica-Agreed as well. Women need to get over the fact that they do things that aren't always "pretty".

MoonLit Meadow 07-29-2005 01:20 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by hellboy
Its such a waste to have so much and only be able to use so little. Precisely why bigger is not better. Even if you are from Texas.:p

ENDURANCE STILL STANDS TALL!!!!!

Oh lord. The two of you and your never ending MANHOOD wars;)

MoonLit Meadow 07-29-2005 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hellboy
I purposely eat a healthy serving of baked beans for just that purpose.:D

Beans are good for you....lots of FIBER :p (FAAAAAAAAAAAAART)

MoonLit Meadow 07-29-2005 01:26 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by hellboy
The pupose is for the woman to el cumo as frequently as she can before the man does. This is true sexcapades. None of this wham bam thank------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Men can be assholes sometimes.:D

Anyway, no war here, just a slight disagreement.:p
All is well.


LMFAO. I know that you two only do it as a joke you damn FOFO ;)
It's funny.

And...TRUE SEXCAPADES? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH. Nice verbiage for sure:p

DraculaInDallas 07-29-2005 01:36 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by hellboy
The pupose is for the woman to el cumo as frequently as she can before the man does. This is true sexcapades. None of this wham bam thank------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Men can be assholes sometimes.:D

Anyway, no war here, just a slight disagreement.:p
All is well.

Exactly. You need to have a few years on you to really know how to make a woman cum multiple times. These youngsters will learn there's more than just blowing your load in 2 minutes and then you're out.....:D Patience and experience goes a long way in a woman having multiple, unelievable orgasms....

Deposable 07-29-2005 01:45 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Exactly. You need to have a few years on you to really know how to make a woman cum multiple times. These youngsters will learn there's more than just blowing your load in 2 minutes and then you're out.....:D Patience and experience goes a long way in a woman having multiple, unelievable orgasms....
Practice makes perfect.

Haunted 07-29-2005 04:27 PM

My ex bf farted while we were fucking. I felt embaressed for him.

urgeok 07-29-2005 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Haunted
My ex bf farted while we were fucking. I felt embaressed for him.

did you tell him you were gonna fuck the shit right out of him ?

jenna26 07-29-2005 06:37 PM

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by hellboy
The pupose is for the woman to el cumo as frequently as she can before the man does. This is true sexcapades. None of this wham bam thank------ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Men can be assholes sometimes.:D

Anyway, no war here, just a slight disagreement.:p
All is well.

LMFAO...true sexcapades and manhood wars....this is such an entertaining forum....:p

nine9 07-29-2005 09:11 PM

Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Alright...
This is sooooo crazy, but I'm going to rant about it anyway. If it offends/bothers any of you...I apologize...however...it's 2 AM, so here goes.

Why do girls pretend that they don't fart/$h%t/stink etc? ;)

I was talking to a friend of mine today, and don't even ASK how we got on the subject...but anyway ;)

She was telling me that she's never farted in front of her boyfriend, and that she'll leave his house if she has to take a Sh%t before she'd ever do it at his house...she doesn't want him to KNOW that she does any of these things! They've been together for 3 years, and this just boggles my mind.

I was like...WTF?? I asked her why she cares so much....and she's like "OMG, I would NEVER let him know I do that!!" and I was like..."DON'T YOU THINK HE KNOWS??? It's no SECRET" And she's like "Well, a lady has to have some mystery about her"....;)

This is so ridiculous to me. I can't imagine hiding that stuff...if somebody's going to be grossed out by a girl b/c she farts then that's really their problem. ;) I can understand maybe not doing those types of things in the beginning of a relationship...b/c everyone is on their best behavior...but after 3 years???

Anyone have any thoughts on this? If not, I'll understand ;)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Oh and BTW..........I don't fart! hehe :p

MoonLit Meadow 07-29-2005 09:12 PM

Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by nine9
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Oh and BTW..........I don't fart! hehe :p
YEAH RIGHT! Those who DENY it SUPPLY IT ;)

_iam138_ 07-29-2005 09:12 PM

dude my girlfriend farts on me as a joke and gives me dutch ovens and shit

MoonLit Meadow 07-29-2005 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by _iam138_
dude my girlfriend farts on me as a joke and gives me dutch ovens and shit
I bet you love every minute. You probably can't get enough of her funky aroma ;)

nine9 07-29-2005 09:16 PM

Re: Re: Re: The truth shall set you free ;)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
YEAH RIGHT! Those who DENY it SUPPLY IT ;)
hehe........you'll never really know will you my dear!? ;) :p :D At least you hope not :eek:


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