Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

Well? Give me one good reason.

So many people die every day and are basically thrown away to rot. Why aren't we freezing and eating these people? You'd think since everyone is so concerend about waste nowadays that we'd start talking about ways to make it safe to eat. I'm sure we taste delicious, and it would be great for feeding starving countries. Fuck Bono, the key to ending hunger is in human meat.

but what about religion? I'm way ahead fo you. You'd need something like an organ donor card, so that as soon as you're dead, whoever it is can see the card and start preserving your delicious body for consumption. Obviously people with diseases would not be allowed to have this card.

Why would people buy these cards you ask? So that they can get discounts at fast food places. That's right, fatten them up a little. ;)

At first, there might be a few restaurants over here serving high priced human bits, but after awhile I'm sure we'll have all-u-can-eat human bars and everything.

How does this help the poor people again? Oh yeah, the poor people get screwed as usual. Oh well, pass me a fork I'm starving.

edit: If I had my way there would be no cards. It's just a new title, I'd rather be people food than worm food.

If people became food, there'd be people out there who kill other people for food, just like animals.

Ooh, and people get more diseases than animals. I don't wanna bite down into the meat of some dude who had aids or cancer.

And the whole poor people thing... they wouldn't starve, because once eating people becomes acceptable, the poor people are just gonna start goin' to graveyards and diggin up the freshies, or worse still... start killing people and eating em'.

It's a possible solution to world hunger problems, but there's SOOOOO many problems. There's not as many emotional or philosophical hurdles when it comes to sticking a prod up a cow's ass and shocking it to death.

you can't just go around eating adults. They have been fornicating, exersizing and eating all this processed food that isn't good for you. Adults are like fish who have been swimming around in mercury.

Baby, now thats where its at. You ever notice the cutier the animal the better tasting it is? Think how lovely baby would be.

eat them both! *drool*

Im so very hungry now, Im going to fix that.

Mad Cow disease...comes from cannabalism. There are a lot of other diseases that one can get as well.

I can't believe I read this fucking thread.:rolleyes:

I really hope you dont know any young children!

That's true. I did respond. Now I'm double...okay now I TRIPLE the dumbass. I must go cleanse myself in acid or bleach ( a base)

True. Bring on the fresh, untainted meat.

LOL

back on topic)

Obviously eating people who are not healthy would not be a good idea. Eating human flesh puts you at more risk than eating other animals, but people still eat steak raw. I would say a raw steak is worse than a cleaned, and well cooked, moderately healthy human.

not exactly the same thing... aren't they eating fetuses (is that even a word ? ) in that segment of the movie ?

anywho... yum !

I know.....


why not start at the beginning, if you feel the desire to eat people

thats where the tender juicy meat is...

seriously though, if you look at the diet of the average american, we eat trash and over processed meat all the time. Is people really THAT much of a taboo?

There are a lot of health conscious people ,but come to think of it, I bet those people wouldn't taste great anyway.... Plan baby?

rosemarry baby....


I know I know....



hey md I wanted to show you something, but I can't pm you

hahaha baby back ribs.

Fuck it....


Hey MD how many shades of bleach do you count?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...20050716120700

but barbra, oldielocks doesn't bleach her hair.

;)

You shouldn't try to mediate. And if you MUST know.. It was two members here that messaged me with that link. Im sure they gave it to murderdoll too, but I couldn't cause you see....http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...threadid=16685

hahahaha. I almost gave her the benifit of the doubt. How come when women get older they are embarrased about getting their hair colored. Its not like most people don't do it. Guys and girls alike, but there is something to be said about the integrety of honesty. I can't beleive nine9 was upset with me calling her out. Now if she had been telling the truth I WOULD be 'eating my heart out' and apologizing for not seeing her 'real' hair. Now Im wondering if it really grows or if it was woven in...

whatever.. Im sure youre winning snail trail points with some one.

Can we get back to the point about eating babies?

Which baby would you rather eat?

http://www.chaosreigns.com/diana/may2-13.jpg

or

http://www.realbodies.com/images/Baby%20Ruth.JPG

I'd eat a naughty baby only because there'd be an excuse to.

*Throws computer out the window* ;)

Hmm....until then, I'll just use the other computer that's in my house...considering mine is lying in pieces on the ground now;)

Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

1) I smoke...So...I wouldn't taste very good :p

Re: Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

:eek:


and 3rd page of a cannibalism thread before you post.......you're slipping missy

Re: Re: Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

LOL...You KNOW I've got a houseful of people for the next couple of weeks......I'm only able to jump in here right now (and this morning while they were all sleeping) for a minute cuz they all went to the park...I stayed here to cook....Hmm...I wonder how long it'll take to make 24 pizza hoagies from scratch...I'm putting steak patties, pizza sauce, onions, green olives, black olives, mushrooms and tons of mozzarella cheese on ALL of them...I also bake the buns and put garlic butter on them while they're still hot...


Damn...I just made myself really hungry...lol

Yup...I guess I'd just RATHER eat stuff like this, than people :)

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

:(

Me too.... arrrrrrgggggghhhhh


:raids fridge:

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

damn......now im fricken hungry

Oops...Sorry Guys...



...I gotta go cook now...I'll try to jump back in later tonight:)

Yeah, and I need to buy a plane ticket so I can show up to BR's house for dinner tonight ;)

careful she's not fattening you up for something



afterall, this IS a thread about cannibalism

Oh hell no ;)

LMAO! :p

Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

so basically - you just want someone to eat you ?

Re: Why can't I eat you? (Cannibalism thread part deux)
 

baby, you can eat me any day!

Pm: http://horror.com/forum/private.php?...ge&userid=2548

We taste like chicken, everything taste like chicken.

Actually...

Missionaries that visited cannibalistic tribes, have documented conversations, in which the cannibals say that human flesh tastes like pork...The only differences are the texture, as human muscles are long and sinewy...They call it "stringy"...and the fact that human flesh is much saltier than pork, and therefore often has to be boiled before it is cooked in the fire...Human meat is commonly called "Long Pig" by the cannibals...Of course, that is a translation, as they don't exactly speak English...





@MoonlitMeadow...I'll make a hoagie for you...Just let me know when we'll be having you for dinner...heh