If You Were A Statue...
 

Where would you be placed?


I would probably be put at the front door of one of my clubs...lol

Dustin and Shane would be outside of a Hard Rock Cafe somewhere...heh

Wicked Lady...Hmm...Probably sitting on top of a headstone, with the wings she got from the Renaissance Fair...

Demon Seed...Institute for the criminally insane...DEFINITELY!!!...lol



I'd be guessing a restaurant for Vod...Kinda like the Big Boy statues...hahaha

Zwoti...Foreign Film Festivals...His countenance would travel...lol

Haunted and Creeper...I could DEFINITELY see their stone images in front of an occult shop ;)

What do the rest of you guys think?

OOOH...Seri just said she'd be in the center of a fountain...That was SO much better than mine...







BTW...I KNOW that this is a silly thread...I just thought it might be kinda fun to imagine it...

I'd be in a cave...someplace at a very high altitude, nice and secluded, do be discovered by only few.

Atop an old library or church, gargoyle style.

That's a good one...I would have put you in front of a Culinary Institute...With a chef's hat on;)

Okay...I wanna change my answer for mine...lol...And it would be a huge old cathedral

I'd be in the garden at the Lemp Mansion

OH...Now I wanna be in the center of a huge garden maze...Like in The Shining....Dammit...Somebody would have to move me around a LOT..I can't make up my mind...lol

And you CREATED this thread! Gawrsh...

LOL...I KNOW...I guess I shoulda thought about it a little more first, huh?

Actually...Something Elvis posted made me think about it, and I just went for it:D

Agreed. Smiles. :D <-------------------------- Sorry Marroe.

I wish I was right in front of an all-girls college.

I'd be a Playboy bunny statue at Heffners Mansion, so tthat all the guys could walk by and admire me.......lol ;)

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would that be countenance :p

Somewhre nobody would expect. like in a public bathroom so i could scare every one that saw the odd look on my face, or somewhere where people would think im still a regular person, like on the moon in the movie 'Time Bandits'. :D

Id be infront of my computer or TV. Pretty much a staue infront of those anyway:p

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Dammit...You KNOW that was a typo...I can't believe I didn't catch it though...Thanks :p

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for some of us, there is education....

for the rest, there is always the internet



*ducks and runs for cover :p

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You BETTER run!!!....Buttwipe!:D

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buttwipe.....there's a new one :D

very very very very big statue, right in the center where everyone can see. well, i guess china couldnt see

id have my foot up like im gonna squash somebody

did i do this right?

what makes you think I'm NOT a statue?

Are you a statue from the future?

nope, from space. Specifically, Transylvania

I'd be a statue of a dude looking in the windows at the Playboy mansion.

Talk about a great view for all of eternity.

I'd be in the ground. Some assholes would destroy me and then bury me in the ground. Those pricks!

I don´t know where i would be, but i´m pretty sure i would be in the way. :cool: LOL&Evil

STE, you probably have your own cult by now.

I too have my own statue (pardon my lofty...shit) it's called the Venus of Willendorf. I'd rather be a statue of Isis, but hey, I have fucked up hormones.

Football hall of fame next to Brett Favre and Vince Lombardi

500 foot tall statue of a fish, balancing itself on its nose, in your front yard.

Deep in the secluded woods, in the misty morning this is what you would see. The pic is to small, shit. Think Wendigo.

inside a mental institution, where i belong.

hush now

Over top of the ruins we know as the Statue of Liberty. Much bigger however, with some kind of bird killing gas coming out of my nostrils.

If I be a statue, I would be in a museum cause it got air condition.