Help Identifying Old Movie
 

Hey guys, I'm hoping you can help me out.

Back in the old days of USA Up All Night, they played this movie a few times but I never caught the name. This was probably 15 years ago or so, but I remember it being a very cheesy late 70's/early 80's flick about a high school killer. I am nearly positive it was meant as a spoof, so I'm sorry if I'm asking this question in the wrong place.

A couple of the details I remember:

- There was a VERY strange, tall, skinny man with a mustache that kept talking about cheese.

- There is a scene with a corpse on a stretcher, and the corpse has a hard-on.

That's all I can remember for sure right now. I remember this movie being horrible, but in one of those so-bad-it's-good ways.

Any help would be appreciated.

Tall man talking about cheese....hmmm...






he didn't walk silly....did he?

http://www.goldenorlagh.btinternet.c...silly_walk.gif

john carpenters - body bags


the man was john carpenter - he was in a morgue telling stories

oops .. i just saw the 1st part of the post re. the high school killer... i dont think It's Body Bags

showoff:rolleyes:

AH HA....jumped the gun:D

i think i'm wrong...

1st time for everything:D

i'm always the 1st to admit i make mistakes - except to my wife of course !

Heh...That really isn't necessary...A good wife will always point out your mistakes FOR you :p

that would be HER mistake ..


hehehehehehe

HAHAHA...I bet you'd hide if she saw this...lol

Yes, he did walk silly. He had a mustache and shoulder-length hair if I remember correctly.

I doubt it was Body Bags though. It was only 1 story, not a collection.

student bodies ?

No...you have seemed to miss my point...when you said tall man talking about cheese, my first thoughts were Monty Python's cheese shop sketch.....hence the John Cleese gif.

The only 80's parody i can think of at the moment is "Pandemonium"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084464/

YESSSSSSS!!! I'm nearly positive that's it! I remember The Breather.

Thanks guys (especially Urgeok), now I'll be able to see if it's available anywhere.

Is it as shitty-but-funny as I remember it?

Don't thank him....he's a wanker....no really....he is.He also has sexual relations with moose.

no wonder he wanted the loose moose

canadians are tough see,

if we wanted to be like all you pansies on the rest of the planet - sure, we could have sex with women ...

but a moose - thats a challenge.



it takes a real man to fuck a moose.

do you grab hold of the antlers, whisper in it's ear "you're no better than a fat deer" and then hold on for as long as you can?

we prefer to humiliate it by commenting on its inferior 'moosehood' and calling them Bullwinkle Bitch ...

good for a rousing ride..

by the way sir Newb ... I may have dropped the ball initially, but i recovered the rebound right over your head and slammed it in for 2 more points :D

thus your blatant show of bitter jealousy :p

Ain't no jealousy here











bitch

Americans are tough too. We just prefer to relax and not fight for it. Thats why we use horses and stumps.
Stand on the stump and repeat: giddy-up...woah...comeback... giddy-up...woah...comeback!!!


:D