wtf just happened
 

I just burped and it smelled like a fart... seriously. it is one of the most mind boggling things that i have ever expirenced in my entire life... hands down:confused:

wowserz

did you eat any boiled eggs!!!!!!!!!:D

I haven't eaten much at all today

Stop eating shit.

I bet you have been holding a shit in for too long and it's starting to back up in to your throat. Just let it go man, let it go...

This is my new favorite thread.

Sometimes when you don't eat a lot, your burps and farts are like, 10 times as pungeunt. But I've never heard of one of em' adopting the stench of the other.

You, my friend, are special.:D

You should fart and see if it smells like a burp...Hmm, have you been standing on your head a lot lately?


HEY...Maybe it was like in that joke...You know...A smart fart that took the elevator?.....HEY, I'm not the one that made up the joke:o


lol

hahahaha

I'm using that. I can use that, right? Can I use that?

Like I said...It's not mine...So, I suppose you can do what you like with it...It's supposed to be the definition of a burp...

Also...The reason why some farts stink and some don't is supposed to be because some farts have to squeeze around a turd....Kinda gross, huh?

I think we're about done here...

LOL...Sorryhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...gels_teu20.gif :D

better to burp and taste it, than to fart and waste it.

There's a website somewhere that is completely dedicated to all you ever wanted to know about farts. It was very interesting. Apparently, snakes have the worst farts of all in the animal kingdom.

Anyone with a snake care to comment.

well... I've got one down my pants... It spits, not farts.


:D

:rolleyes:

aren't you scared it might bite you on the willy? :confused:

Does your trouser snake fart? Heheh a "dick fart." "Did you cum or did you just fart in me?" heeheehoodyhoo!

I knew I should have added the notation: Please, no trouser snake comments.

Maybe he was putting food up his ass like in that southpark episode....


And Haunted...

Ew..... :)

If that was the case there'd be a whole lot more than a fart comin' out.

i suppose eating a live rat whole, and letting it slowly digest in your stomach for days might be condusive to some pretty ill smelling gas..

How nice....i just sat down to lunch.

rat, or something smaller ... mouse ?

Actually i broke down and bought lunch today.....meatball sub.

I suppose this should go in the "last thing ate" thread.

i did the same .. chicken fried noodles ..