Musicians you want to kick in the nads!
 

Heres a short list:

Elton John
Every member of Jethro Tull
Eminem
The lead singer from Dashboard Confessionals
Pat Benatar (she has to have nads)
Joey Fat-one

I'll think of more later..you go

Anyone diluted and weak that decides to take a shit in my ears.

One person who's top of my list is Billy Corgan I wish he'd just fuck off and die. There's also countless pop stars that deserve some beatings too. Russel Crowe should be kneecapped for his "musical projects".

^^ Agree with all those picks. Billy Corgan started out with promise, but after time he shown more of his real side of being a hack/ fancy pant/sappy/ musician cry baby

I have a huge list, Give me some time and I'll post it later

I hear he's trying to get Smashing Pumpkins back together :rolleyes: That fucking asshole should have been shot in the face not Dimebag. It'd be worth the price of a ticket to kick the shit out of that cunt.

Keanu Reeves
B2k

I always hated that lead singer of Creed. What a fucking tool! Altar Bridge became my new favorite band without ever hearing a note from them simply because they kicked that fag out.

Also, the dumbfuck from Matchbox 20 has always reminded me of somebody that I would just love to beat the shit out of.

Linkin Park... Whiney little pussies. Is it just me or does every single one of their songs sound the same?

yeah I never really liked the Creed guy either although I do like a couple of their songs.


and most of Linkin Park's songs do sound alike

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jethro tull ? why Jethro Tull ??


elton john was on the top of the heap in the 70's ..
i still give him respect for the body of work he was responsible for back then.

Lil' Jon.

The White Stripes guy, and I'll kick his sister in the boobs.

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Does this explain it?
http://www.ram.org/pictures/concerts...8.imga0017.jpg

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not really ... i've seen a lot of sorry looking artists over the years ..

check out the Songs From the Woods or Heavy Horses albums if you havent already ...

listen - dont look :)

Thats not his sister. Megan White... I want some of that girl. mmm mmm



Also, Link Park sucks my ass hair!

Bono
The lead singer of Sugar Cult
Willy Nelson for doing that Jessica Simpson cover song

I fucking hate that dude

Stink N' Fart
Bono

all of u assholes for got N'sync

Backstreet boys

Brittney Spears

Hanson and

98'degrees

OOO. Hansen. Good one, but A) I dont think they have any nads to kick, and B) by the sound of their voices, I'd say if they do have nads, someone's already kicked 'em.

Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan....hell if they dont have nads.

I think it's his wife.

Correct ^^ . Ex-wife

I'd kick Fred Durst in the nads..I fucking hate Limpdickit.

Roger Waters
Radiohead
Coldplay

I'd have to disagree with the Radiohead, but agree with the others. Radiohead has some good songs.

As far as another musician I'd want to kick....

well not another musician..but the rednecks at football games who scream out Yee Haaah! when ever the stadium audio system plays 'Sweet Home Alabama' and rednecks who scream out 'Play Freebird Man!' i fucking hate Lynrd Skyrnd!

I'm from Jacksonville, FL where LS is from, so I have the right to fucking hate them.

I'd do her

http://www.justconcerts.com/concerti...0609/meg_v.jpg

I dont agree with the White Stripes.

He's not a musician, in fact, he's barely a comedian, but I'd love to deliver a hard shot to Jimmy Fallon's pills.

Who the fuck told that guy he was funny?

I would too. She's got a nice size rack

Millions of sixteen year old girls...

and a couple hundred forty year old men.

I wish I could kick you in the nads for saying that. Radiohead is smart and very talented. unlike 99% of metal bands

Every piece of shit vintage rock band that pays inane amounts of money for tight shirts made in the 60s/70s/80s. Too much fashion and not enough creativity and talent.

When did Radiohead become a metal band?

And P.S. I agree. I wouldn't kick them in the nuts either. They are okay, in my opinion. A few of their songs are excellent though... Fake Plastic Trees and Creep spring to mind...

John Mellencamp. Not necessarily because I don't like him, I just think it'd be fun.


On a related note, Me'shell Ndegéocello...what the fuck?

oooohhh. my turn. hehehe.

all the fags from emo bands for one, I still think there wouldn't be enough balls combined to do any damage.
two, Jessy McCartney
three eminem
and four, 50 cent

There are lots more but you get the point.

David "I'm gonna steal everyone's ideas and pretend I made them up because I'm more famous at the time" Bowie
whoever's alive out of Led Zeppelin
Madonna
Paul McCartney
Justin Timberlake
Michael Jackson (once I moved the children away)

He's not a musician or anything, but I would like to kick Elvis_Christ in the nuts for saying this...


He's a fucking Beatle man! You can't kick him in the nuts!!!

And by the way...

This thread should have been titled 'Musicians you want to kick in the nards' in order to pay tribute to Monster Squad.

Ja Rule :rolleyes:

Bring it motherfucker :mad:

Paul McCartney is a fuckin' cheeseball. I hope he chokes on some tofu.

Lou Reed > David Bowie

^^ Huh? :confused:

Agreed 100%

He's a cheeseball?

Where's the love for the Beatles?