lifetime television for women
 

is the best channel EVER!!! and now they have 2 lifetimes - lifetime... and lifetime movie network!

this is what my mother and i are watching right now.

She's No Angel - basically, this chick is really poor with no family or friends. she gets raped and stabs the guy, and she has to run away. she ends up hitchhiking with a newly wed couple of 18 hours who are on their way to meet the husbands parents, on account the wife has never met his parents. on the way to, the wife lets her try on the wedding rings. just then, they are about to hit a truck and careen off the road. the 2 die, but luckily she magically flew out of the car window before it exploded. in the hospital, the parents meet her, thinking that she is the wife. 'you are family now, we will take care of you.' the parents r LOADED

^^^ my own synopsis, since i find the online one too bland.

and this one me and my bf are really excited for...
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

Jeremy Sumpter is totally believeable as star hig-school athlete Justin Petersen, whos smart, trustworthy, considerate -- the sort of child every parent dreams abot. He is also able to depict the inner conflict and guilt Justin feels after the 'cool kids' at school in introduce him to online pornography and he goes from being naturally curious to dangerously obsessed.

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY!!!

OH SCHNAP. just when shes thinking shes ok. the mother sent the maid over to the couples apartment to pack up her stuff. the maid is starting to unpack when she runs in saying 'NO I CAN DO IT MYSELF'

now shes trying to get rid of any incriminating evidence. the fuckin bitch.

godd ammit. my dad changed the channel and now i hafto watch upstiars

the same fucking thing happens when i watch real world. the idiots get me hooked for the entire season!! :mad:

You forgot to include in your poll
E) Members of fanclubs belonging to any of these actresses: Meredith Baxter-Birney, Nancy McKeon, Melissa Gilbert or Valerie Bertinelli.
Seems like any time I've ever flipped through the channel, one of them is on there. It's like a coven or some evil sisterhood. Scary.
CK

Dude!

Nancy McKeon is soooooooo happening. How could you say that about NANCY. She even learned how to act pretty good. She plays detectives and stuff now.

Lifetime and other so-called 'Channels for Women' bore the shit outta me....

My mother always watches crap like that though...Every time I go to her house, she's watching some kinda drama, or Golden Girls...What is WITH that show? No matter what day, or what time I go to my mother's house, that show ALWAYS ends up either being on, or coming on at some point while I'm there...

Lifetime is shit.... Here's every show on Lifetime.

"Mother May I Sleep With ... "
"Sleeping With the ... "
"Dangerous ..."


Blahhhhhh....

Take a guess what I put...

I like the movie "Mother may I sleep with the Dangerous"

I think Tori Spelling was in that...

I never understand why ''The network for women'' 2/3rds of the time plays movies or shows about women being abused in one form or another. I know that in the end the woman overcomes everything and lives happily ever after but for the most part it's still sad stories, why not show some uplifting movies and stories about women?

She sucked someone off for that role... I just hope it wasn't her dad this time :eek:

Give this man the Golden Chalice of Wonka Beer.

LMAO!!!!! :D

lol i was about to say that. its always about a woman whos been raped, never knew her father, mother died of breast cancer, has cervical cancer, long lost biological daughter has uteran cancer, her dog died, shes pregnant with the rapists child, her son is gay, she broke a nail, etc etc.

no seriously. its fuckin retarded. or its these moron situations with an abusive, ugly but rich dude and she keeps going back 'cuz she LUHHHH him'

^_^. neway, i finished the movie. she got pregnant with the dudes (rapists) baby and the parents think that is there sons child. anyway, in the end, she confesses, and they take the bitch in anyway.

o yeh. she and the dead son's brother start bonin ;)

I was watching that movie for a while, but I had to leave, right when that guy at the bar was blackmailing her. I was wondering what happened at the end. Thanks!

whew ! I was gonna be pissed off I didn't Tivo it to see the ending. Now I'll be able to sleep tonight afterall ;)
CK

u wer really watching/ LOL

ok. well i may as well explain it, although im sure they'll play it again
SPOILER WARNING (;))

she has a tummy ache so she and the mother go to the doctor. that when he says that shes 11 weeks pregnant. why he says so with she AND the mother in the room, i dont know.

the parents own some winery and had just won an award. morons took a picture with the chick, which is when the shithead at the bar saw her pic and recognized her. found her and blackmailed her. he told her that his brother (the rapist, that she stabbed) had actuallyl died (althouh im wondering if he was lieing/ but then never went back to it so im assuming he did). she stole $2g out of the cash box.

parents start busting out all of the old baby furniture 'oh itll be like having our son back.. the dousches'

thats when she starts banging the brother. he brings over a wooden rocking horse (cuz thats what u do. when ur banging ur dead brothers pregnant wife)

she thinks about getting an abortion but at the clinic she meets some woman who is having hella contractions. the woman sasy 'its just me and u baby. the past is gone. its only the future now' so she decides not to

then the guy wants like $30g and of course she cant get it. she thinks about stealing soem of the father's wine fro 1888 but decides not to.

she writes a note, explaining what happend, and left the wedding ring along with a picture of the son and the REAL wife (who actually kinda does look like her).

as she tries to run away, the shithead jumps her from the bushes. he wont leave them alone so she agrees to help him get the wine and tells ihm to leave them alone. as they are stealing the wine, the guy shes bangin comes in and is like 'oh so ur in this together.'

he finds out hes blackmailing her, so they get ina fight and the banger gets stabbed. he sets off the alarm as the 2 get away

she jumps out of the truck that they are in so he backs up to try and run them over. thats when the father comes out with his rifle. he falls down so the mother takes it and shoots him in the head

thats when all the 'ohhh we prayed for our son and were glad he picked us. not everyone is lucky enough to have parents like us'

blah blah blah!! ^_^

fucka TIVO!

thought id add

apparently this week is 'supernatural week' and theyre having their own little horror type movie marathon

LOL. i think its their OWN movies though, but i cant imagine them being all too horrible, considering most u guys will watch any fucking horror movie (eg.. rabid grannies ;) )

Jeez! WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP movie! I was enjoying it though, I like trash like that. Wish I had taped it.

^_^ i know. oh all the hours ive wasted in front of the telly just cuz i catch 2 minutes of stupidity and am hooked :)

im trying to remember what one of the more stupider movies ive esen was (as this was edefinitely one of the smarter ones.. LOL)

i remmeebr every sunday i would help my mom do chores when iw as little, and we'd watch this shit. anyway, she still watches it, but for the most part has graduated to law and order thank GOD!!!
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whats coming to mind is a movie with john stamos. he and his wife have 2 sons. he always doin shit to her, example, if not both, at least the second son was born and she drov herself to the hospital. he wouldnt driv her cuz he was busy watching the telly. shes driving and cryin. LOL

anyway. he kills her when the baby is only like a year old. but before that, he played a trick on her. she walks into the house and screams cuz her kids are on the ground with blood all over em. then they start laughing and he starts laughing and it was only ketchup

so he kills her and he goes to trial. i think Stamos acts as his own defense. hes interviewing the neighbor (key witness)
'so did u ever hear me and my wife fight'
'yes, all the time. i thuoght it was disturbing'
'ok. if it was so bad then then why didnt u ever call the police'
'because it was none o e of my business'

the best part is when hes interviewing one of his sons
'what were you doing that night'
'watching tv'
'well, if you were facing the tv, and the door is behind it, how did you know your daddy left?'
***wait for it.......****
'i turned around'

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o ya. i think there was this movie where the guy kills his wife and ends up moving out the house right after.

anyway, even during investigation, another family moves in. the investigators had sprayed Luminol (the stuff that makes blood glow).

thing is,t hat shit works only under black light. so what happened was the husband wakes up and goes 'honey....'

they look and the entire room is glowing, allt hese hand prints and shit. blood EVERYWHERE> which was retarded... who sleeps with fuckin black lights???

^_^

I just fnished watchin 'the glow' on lifetime

anyone ever seen this? it caught my attention cuz it had dean cain in it, not cuz i like him, but becuz for once they had at least a B rated actor

it turns out the chick is portia de rossi. anyway, its a 'suspense thriller' abou these weird ass old people

has anyone seen this? i searched the modern and database forums for 'the glow' but didnt see anythig. actually, im not sure the title is fitting at ALL.

it was a made for tv movie, and although corny at times. kept my attention, but i mustve not been payin close enough attention, cuz i dont really understand what happened :/. but it had some nice gross effects.

anyway.. i think they coulda made it better, i know partly why i didnt get it was cuz they totaly left it hanging. but still!

I have a network for women.

A bathtub with shackles on it is not a "network".

what if its one of those huge whirlpool baths? wiht the jets?

Throw a computer monitor and telephone into the bath and then we'll talk.

talk? or convulse? or does foaming at the mouth and going 'urghghghghghghggh' count as talking?

^_^

Depends on the country.