my mom is dumb
 

my dad was watching history channel on abraham lincoln. it was explaining all about the emancipation proclamation and stuff

they were sitting at the table eating and saying stuff in tagalog.
my dad says to me
'Kristin, explain something to your mom'
'what'
'shes asking if abraham lincoln is black'

^_^

Oh, you're from the Philippines...

Re: my mom is dumb
 

only in tagalog it sounded something like :

'panumanumanumanumanumanum'

no. he turned and aked me that stuff in english.

Your mom's probably ugly, too. Seriously.

no, most think shes pretty hot actually. well, more pretty, not so much a milf. she dresses too cheesy to be hot.

+1

Pics?

That's so pathetic it almost brings a tear to my eye.

It seems humor is wasted on this forum.

:(

Why would I want pics of some dude's busted old mother?

lol. Well, it's a chick's mother...

And I don't know why, but I thought you did.

Gren the cake is a chick?


Pics?

;)

Yep, she is. And she posts pics all the time. There's probably some on her profile, but otherwise there are bound to be dozens at various intervals around the forum.

Actually, I think that's a pic of her ass in her avatar.

Actually, I don't give a shit what any of you look like. Frankly, I'd rather not know. I like the images I form in my mind of what other posters look like, and I tend to be disappointed when I see how ugly you really are. :shrug:

Then quit asking for pics and save us all a little hassle.

I can't say it any plainer terms:

I'M NOT SERIOUS.


For a person who spends so much time posting, your bad at reading and comprehending.

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HAWT!

That image deserves a Keanu Reeves "Whoa!"

That's weird!

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im going to bed now.

... how to give urself a b all exam.

I've given myself three ball exams already tonight!