Good Comedies
 

What are some seriously good comedies that everyone loves? (recently or not) What are some of your favorite parts?

This is fresh in my head because i saw Anchorman last night and was dying through most of it. i have never seen jack black punt a dog off a bridge before. I have now.

I loved "Good night San Diego, and remember, Go Fuck yourself"

The news reporter rumble was great. people are beating each other and Steve Carrel is walking around with a grenade going "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Then he killed a horse rider with a trident :)


"Eat the cat shit and i will egt you a steak."
"NO! I will Not eat this cat shit!"
"Eat it! Come one. i will egt you a ssteak."
"NO! NO!! Okay! I'll eat a bite of it. Oh GOD!"

raising arizona ...

the 'friend' comes over to the trailer - eventually suggests wife swapping - but before that - their 4 brats are destroying the trailer .. beating the guys car with a bat, writing on the walls ...

and the 'friend' starts describing the kind of children you get when you adopt - including some kid 'born with his heart on the outside'

that had me in tears ..

All of the American Pie movies

Eurotrip

Roadtrip

White Chicks *with the Wayans brothers, alot of it is garbage humor but it was still pretty funny*




Classics...
Stripes
Blues Brothers
Ferris Beullers Day Off
Better Off Dead
Weird Science
*alot of the old 80's movies with Feldman and Haim*

blues brothers - esp. with the nun

dumb and dumber - the snowball fight - the gala entrance

animal house - all of it

jay and silent bob strike back - all of it

chasing amy - telling sex injury stories in the bar

harvey

abbot and costello meet frankenstein .

best line :

lyle talbot (the wolfman) is trying to convince the boys that he will become a werewolf)

wolfman: 'you dont understand - it's getting dark - soon the moon will be full and i'll turn into a wolf'

Abbott : 'yeah, you and a million other guys'




i didnt laugh once at white chicks by the way - didnt find anything funny at all

scar movies 1 and 2 had me rolling.

The sex scene at the end of the first had me laughing so hard i had tio fight to breathe. The part where her boyfreind loses it and yells "OHHHHHH SHIIIIT!"

then pastes her ass to the cieling..... and shrivles up.... i was dying . i think i pissed off the neighbors.

MArshal Willenholly (Will Farrel in jay and Silent Bob Strike BAck) was great...

"Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!"

and who can forget "What i am doing is avoiding a potential public relations disaster by letting this buttfucking brady bunch go."

damn I cant believe I forgot Dumb & Dumber.... and yes the snowball fight was funny funny shit. I also liked the part where Lloyd sold the little blind kid the bird with the head taped back on.

as good as it gets

receptionist : how do you write women so well?
melvin udall: i think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

the odd couple (movie)

roy : are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you?
murray: i'm hungry!
roy: his refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle!

no matter how many times i see it, i crack up every time.

"Pretty Bird".

That line still cracks me up.

theres something about mary had some classic moments

"Frank and Beans!"



Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!



Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy had a boatload. I'll never forget the cop going into the bathroom and hearing that gay guy say "Lights off, asshole."
"COPS!"

shit i havent seen that movie in ages !!!

great film ..

another favorite - local hero ..

Galaxy Quest:

"What HAppened?"
"Nothing..."
"But the creature... It is inside out."
"Did i just hear it turned inside out?!"
*horrible grunting noise followed by a spray of body parts*
"And it exploded."

yup. big fan of the matthau/lemmon duo.

another great one : grumpy old men.


max : do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow.
john : kids. can't live with them, can't shoot them

This area was colonized by Germans.. They called it "San Diego", which means...

"A Whale's Vagina"

i thought white chicks was pretty funny

me and my daughter rented this horror movie out a while ago i think it was called jack frost about a killer snow man who took his carrot of hose face and placed somewhere else and had sex with a woman this film was hiserical as i think it was suposed to be realy scarey.

The Big Lebowski

After Hours

Most of the Pink Panther movies

Most of the Monty Python movies

ok - now i HAVE to see it ...

a guy who can give head and have intercourse at the same time !

I saw that! Believe it or not, but Shannon Elizabeth is in that :)


Horrible movie....:)

Some of my favourites:

See no evil, hear no evil.
Deadman on campus
Office space
Marx bros films (esp. horse feathers and duck soup)
Agreed on Galaxy quest
Super Troopers
Les Visiteurs
Shaun of the dead
As good as it gets
Real men
A fish called Wanda

is that the hal hartly film or the one with ritter/beluchi ?


Hal Hartley films are great

i love a fish called wanda....


Do you know where england would be without the good ol' u s of a? The smallest fucking province in the russian empire! that's where!



Fierce Creatures was much better than it was given credit for.

I also always loved the Airplane movies.

young frankenstine
haunted honeymoon
return of the living dead breaks me out in hysterics
shaun of the dead, of course
cabin boy
ghost busters
earth girls are easy
free way

The five funniest movies ever in my opinion are as follows: Animal House, Young Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove, Dogma and Dazed and Confused. :D

Freddy Got Fingered :D :D :D :D :D
The Nutty Professor
The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
Road Trip
Stealing Harvard
Dumb & Dumber

i'm a farmer daddy, i'm a farmer !!!

UHF is histarical [Yes, that probably is spelled wrong]

Wierd Al at his best, IMO. Plus the guy that plays Kramer in Sienfeld is hilarious in it. I was sad when he lost his mop:(


Bruce Almighty is worth seeing atleast once or twice. Has some inredible scenes, most notably where Bruce scews around with Evan's newscast....I die everytime I see that


Mars Attacks! is a gem, some amazing lines, such as:

"Ha ha! They Blew up Congress!"

"Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut!"

[While causing mayhem with a raygun] "Don't run, we are your friends!"

it was only a matter of time.

darn tooting

yay boobs
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"has anyone seen mike hunt?"

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Im guessing its hairy

early 80's.......that's probably right

I don't know if anyone's said this, but the two greatest comedies are Airplane and Airplane II.

And, of course, the absolute best movies ever happen to be comedies, and those are The Pink Panther movies.

Francois: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
Clouseau: "The exploding kind."

I had forgotten about death becomes her. I really like that movie when I saw it for the first time back in the day and it was on television. Its pretty funny stuff.

i loved his 'training fights' with his manservent Kato..
he always cheated like a bastard.



and why do i keep forgetting Napoleon Dynamite ..
the funniest movie in the last 10 years ..

or the worst movie in ten years, but opinions are like ass holes.

"you got like, three feet of air that time !"

love that movie !

i've seen it about 5 times and i laugh just as much each time ..

chicks like guys with skills ..

"I've been on the internet for the past three hours macking it with sweet honeys.."

Napoleon was a riot...

Clouseau was great

"Why do you have a minkey?"
"a minkey?"
"Yes, a minkey."
"You mean a monkey?"
"THAT'S what i said. A Minkey"


the first Naked Gun was great, as was the police squad show.

Loaded weapon 1 had soem great moments, even though over all it wasnt very good.

"It's gonna take a lot more than a few attempts on our lives to get us to quit.'
"Not a hell of a lot."

another was 1941 ...

i love that movie .. its rare that you get that many stars in one movie and they all get the perfect amount of screen time ...


'look at me, i'm a bug !'

That was the first thing i thought of :)

A guilty pleasure of mine is Beavis and Butthead do America. Robert Stack was great. Apparently he looke dthe script over then went to mike judge and said "So, this movie is mostly about cavity searches, then?"

Baseketball was another one i loved. its just wrong. The vibrator and underwear scene had me laughing my ass off, meanwhile my skin was crawling.