Search Tool. A n00b's best Friend.
 

Yeah, your a noob. We've all been there so fuck you. Right? Well in order to become an active and invited member of our community I have decided to give you a little tip on you to keep me and several others on your good side. If there is one thing that I cant stand it is new members that sign up and instantly creat a "best death" or "favorite slasher film" thread. They've been done a million times and only give you negative attention. It's just the way it is. Well, there is a way around this, it is called: The Search tool. Use it, to see if your thread has already been started and to keep people from flaming the Shit out of you.

Have fun and Fuck you noob:D

whats that red squiggle over your browser??.... is that period splatter squirted onto your monitor?

what can i say...?


I cum Blood

cool, thats a trick-and-a-half!

yeah, well the tricky part is gettingh it in a circle like that

is it a wiggle wiggle movement?

have you been spying on me or something?

no, someone else here has though, they pm'd me what you were doing.

::eep::

don't be frightened... he said he enjoyed watching.

so its a he, is this some sort of conspiracy

could be more than that

no .. you noobs get all of that ? :)

I barley got all of that

what you doing with barley?

he's going to try and make his own beer

that'd be good, as long as he doesn't forget the hops.

pffff...isnt that a cannibal corpse song.

what a band that lacks talent.

its about time someone got that


Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
choking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
Violent, climax Serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction

groovy lyrics.

The search engine is shit. It's about as good as the Google search engine: meaning I type in "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and I get posts on Urgeok's sex life.

(I'm not saying that that subject is bad or good)

that is jjust becaiuse urgeoks posted in everu thread in tje unioverxse

it's my little way of - spreading the love ...

lol, or are you trying to take over the digital world:eek:

i'm to old and tired and busy to have that much energy and dedication ...

i can handle shooting the shit between tasks ... thats about it :)

well you do a damn good job