What's the one thing you want to do before you die?
 

And.....GOOO! ;)

Good one. :) It's fascinating.

Not that I've been...ahahah. I just mean the Titanic story in general;)

Get arrested for stalking Angelina Jolie

Oh yeah, she's a spicy little thing ;) So exotic. She's another woman that makes me question my heterosexuality. Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

hmmm, i'd either want to travel to LA to see some celebs, or go on a massive killing spree :D


... just kidding, more like start a family and get a good job... and then go on the killing spree :p

:D Me too

lol none taken, hell I'd seriously consider taking a shot from her for a shot at her lol

Naturally. There's no way she'd get away without letting me have some proof of what went on;)

I wanna get my ass kicked by an angry Korean dad after he catches me having a three-way with his 17 year old hot twin daughters, preferably loudly and in public, like his front yard or something

ok now I have a new goal... Sam let me know if they have an angry Korean dad with 18 year old hot twin daughters for neighbors. If need be I can provide a diversion for your get away. :D

But what aboot my beating? If I get beat up, then when someone says "pardon me, good sir, or hoodlum as the case may be, but why was that Chinese fellow beating you about the head and neck?" I can answer "First of all, he's Korean you fucking racist Jew! Second of all, he was pissed cause I was fucking his hot 17 year old twin daughters. Little does he know, it was our third go tonight" and so on

You know...who needs pictures really...let's just videotape the damn thing ;) Wouldn't that be better?

Hmmmm good point. um I can take ya to the hospital afterwards then?

videotaping worked wonders for Tommy "thirdleg" Lee and Pamela. Could be worth a lot of money for ya.

First of all, I'm not having kids. Secondly, I meant the beating would be loud and in the front yard. I'd fuck them in their bedroom. There would be snacks first, then a light round of me watching them go at it. Then the hour of cunilingus. Then the rest of the 3-way round 1. Repeat twice, then the beating.

Oh, that's right...yeah, I could just say "oops, it got stolen from a safe in my house" just like they did. ;)

also, they'd shave their pubic hair off, but I assumed that was a given

exactly, I mean its not your fault that you couldnt remember the combination to the safe and decided to write it on the door of the safe to help ya open it. and if they ask about the big sticker and neon light that says "ANGELINA JOLIE ~N~ ME SEX TAPE IN HERE" just tell the authorities you did that so that you could remember where you put it.

I tell you what'd I do man. Two chicks at the same time man.

LMAO!!! Yeah, I never understood how somebody just happened to be able to steal something out of their safe. Unless of course they left the safe open, or wrote the combination on the door...like you said ;) In which case...what the hell is the point of the safe?

Dude...tunneling? Just...ugh...

I guess you can say that they didn't practice "safe sex".








sorry....that was really bad.

haha. It was bad, but it was also really funny :D

LMAO. Yeah, I was going to reply to that post...but I wasn't exactly sure how to go about it tastefully ;)

you're worried about taste?

Shut your cake hole you crazy dingo ;)

*shrug* I'm not worried about taste. Except in that cunilingus part. THEN I'm worried about taste...

Nobody cares about your sexual preferences. Besides which, I can't imagine that there IS a girl that's willing to let you perform cunnilingus ;)

you'd be surprised. There's at least one on the board. I'm not gonna name names, but her initials are BR...or is it just B...I dunno, depends on whether Bloodrayne is one word or two...

Yeah, I WOULD BE ;) Surprised if they were sober when they let you do it ;)

They'd damn well better be sober. The STE likes the underage black chicks, and I'm 100% against people under 21 drinking...except me...

Underage? Wow, you're a classy guy :rolleyes:

Pfft, no I'm not. And you're just now catching on to the underage bit? I was talking about fricken getting double teamed by 17 year old Korean twins. Where I come from, 17 < 18.

I kinda just chose to ignore it...I prayed it was a typo ;)

Anyway...why is it that you think being class-less is so appealing and attractive? Because it's so not.

LMAO

Maybe not, but my 23 inch penis apparently evens things out nicely

Not exactly. That's a pretty obnoxious length ;) I assure you it wouldn't be pleasurable...regardless of what YOU may think.
BTW...only men with small penis's talk about their supposed big penis's ;)
If you were REALLY big...you wouldn't need to say anything about it. You'd be content just knowing.

yeah, but it's sooooooo big, it has its own show on UPN. It's called The Mullets.

HEY...Now I'm offended!!!





Why didn't you tell me this BEFORE I hooked up with Dustin, huh?!




lol :D