A vampire is living next door to you. Are you scared or intrigued? ;)
 

Don't ask me where I came up with this. Oh yeah...Fright Night ;)

Anyway, if you found out you had a real vampire living next door to you...would you be scared? Or would you be intrigued...maybe even want to get to know him/her?

I think I'd be extremely curious and intrigued. And as long as you don't invite them into your house, there's no problem right? :D

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I would totally try and fight him/her. I'd go over with a bag of chips and be all, "Wanna watch the game?"

And when he/she is all "What game?" I break out the stake and go crazy!!!

Then if we both survived we could share that bag of chips.

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Nothing better than sharing a bag of chips with the one whose bleeding all over you ;)

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That sounds like a Hallmark card.:D

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Yeah it's a "My Bloody Valentine" card *rolls eyes at own corny joke*

I just couldn't resist ;)

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The new winner of the "Bad Joke Contest"!!!:D
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I gladly accept...well maybe not gladly. But I definately deserved that one. I think it was the lamest thing I've ever said ;)

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I would be intrigud it would be cool i would want to know alot about them and then i would want to become one









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UGH...I hate when I quote the wrong way ;)

Yeah, but a vampire with AIDS? It would be like if somebody shot me with a paintball. I'd just be like, "What the hell are you doing?"

I'd wanna be a vampire actually, it beats being a caveman and I could TOTALLY use my powers to gather up the ladies like McNuggets.

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Well if i managed to get immortality then i wouldnt have to worry about aids......


Plus i know that vampire wouldnt have aids

Yeah, I kinda thought there was a problem with the whole AIDS/Vampire thing about 3 seconds after I posted.

I knew you were a player;)

Not YET I'm not. My confidence doesn't work unless I have the whole "immortality" thing to back it up.:D

A fucking Greed!!!!!!:D


moonlight vampires cant get aids but if they had them before then they will still have them but they wouldnt give a fuck because they are imortal

I wonder if being immortal ever gets boring. I guess it's better than being dead...I wish I could be immortal without having to suck blood for the rest of my immortal life though ;)

Greedy.

But yeah, you want to be a Highlander then. Now you have to swordfight people...

I choose the blood over the swordfights.:D

Maybe if I could add some flavoring to the blood or something. Straight up would get boring after a while ;)

Maybe add some vodka and make it a mixed drink. Of course, you'd be a hopeless vampire alcoholic... which isn't BAD, I mean, things could be worse.:p

That's true. At least if I was constantly drunk I could blame everything I did wrong on my drunken-ness.

Then again, if I'm a vampire...who the hell would question me anyway? ;)

Other vampires. Simply put.:p

You're like the other half of my brain...the half that actually works ;)

Me be smart.:cool:

Seriously. But let's not forget whose still in college, and whose already got her degree. ;)

Which doesn't seem to be helping me tonight...;)

Well, I'm sure you have many qualities which I'm lacking. Like a high vertical leap...

And on that note, I'm headin' out for the night. Peace, y'all!

I feel so used. GO THEN ;)

BTW. I still see you online liar;)

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i'd stake the fucker in the heart 1st possible chance.

I'm with you...
However, I'd call in a fake large scale emergency to the fire department to keep them busy, while I torched their house in clear daylight.
Assuming they had a basement and survived, they'd probably wanna move out. I think I could take a vampire.

I dont know. I'd want to go over dressed in crosses, and spray garlic juice in that mother fucker's face, because vampires are over rated.

the fire is a good idea except all the junk could collapse and give the bloodsucker cover until the night .. which is when i wouldnt be so brave.


i'd bust all the windows, remove the drapes, and drag his ass into the sunlight. and i'd start really early in the morning on a sunny day.

i hate it when these vampire movies have people running out of daylight .. get your shit together and wake up a few hours ealier for christs sake...

annoyed. People who think they're vampires suck

You know that has always bothered me also. People in these movies are completely incompetent. I mean, when you have that much time to put a plan together and you fail, you deserve what you get.

If a vampire lived next door to me, the vamp would have to die. I may be a tasty meal, but they would never get the chance to find out.

You're right. But we're talking REAL vampires here ;) Not posers. This is the real deal my friend. MUAHAHAHAH ;)

i would be intrigued and walk over there to have erotic sex and let him bite me!

CENSOR!!! CENSOR!!!

HA! C'mon now...that's childrens lit compared to what you said to me yesterday ;) j/k ;)

Shhhh.....:D

Oops! Didn't mean to share our naughty secrets in public like that;)

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