Late Night TV
 

"Imagine your father killing your mother, then imagine him walk free."

I turned on a random station and heard the host of A Current Affair say that.

There's so much WEIRD STUFF on television from midnight on, it's incredible. I've been having sleep problems as of late, so I'm watching a lot of incredibly weird shit. The combination of Coors Light and On Demand is turning out to be bad. It's around midnight, so I'm just gonna keep tabs on all the crazy shit I see.

Join me?

Right now there's an infomercial for a children's bouncing pit (the blow-up outdoor party thing) and the guy speaking is saying "It's so safe! You won't need to worry about your kids running into the street, y'know, maybe getting hit by a car, because they'll be in the bounce pit!"

A little overboard on the safety.

Now they're saying that even though it's just filled with air, it's almost "impervious".

Like, "It's so safe, you could literally unload this automatic shotgun INTO the bounce pit, and the children would come out almost UNHARMED!"

Hmmmmm.....I could use one of those where I live.

I have trouble sleeping as well....I usually have the television on Turner Classics Movies or Cartoon Network late night.

Cartoon Network isn't weird enough at 3 in the morning, I'm working on pure infomercials right now.

I just saw a movie clip with James Earl Jones in a bug costume too. I'm just confused.

A bug costume? Are you hallucinating? :D

What? It happens.

I have been drinking:D

But no, it seriously was him. I'm looking it up right now to find out what fuckin' movie it was.

I have been drinking also....but I have yet to see James Earl Jones in a bug costume. I have some seen some pretty unusual things but not that. ;)

Let me know what movie....that I would have to witness for myself.

Oh. Duh...

It's Exorcist II... I never knew he was the guy in the bug outift.

When the higher-ups here read this I'm gonna be in trouble...:D

Ah, I have never made it all the way through Exorcist II.....*shudders*....what I have seen is more than enough.

Yeah, it's shitty. But if you're a fan of locusts, it's like the 4th best movie out there for ya.

What are the first 3? :D

I'm all out of tequila.....*sighs*.....such is life....

Now see, I KNEW you were gonna ask that. So I'll make them up.
1) The Locust Factory
2) Johnny and the Locust Patrol
3) Buttress of Windsor 2: The Locusts


Tequila and horror forums.... paradise?

I'm so predictable....:p Johnny and the Locust Patrol? Geez....:rolleyes:

Yes, it was paradise.....for a time....now the tequila is gone. And now, I'm lost. Well, not lost....you know what I mean.

I can tell you're not "gone", you have no typos.

Johnny and the Locust Patrol, yeah... it's an old 50's snuff film.:D

Lol....I ran out of tequila before I could get "gone"....I am only pleasantly buzzed at the moment. I wanted to be gone....I had a bad day damn it all and I wanted to drown my sorrows.

Hmmmmm....they say you learn something new everyday. How true. I wouldn't know of such things. :D

So what happened to make said day so shitty?


I'm here to educate, that's what I do.:)

Lying friends and lying exes but good riddance to them I say. They are probably saying the same about me right now. Heh.

Do you know all? :D

Screw em'. You don't need anything but Jose Cuervo and a good ol' 50's VHS tape of Johnny and his Locust Patrol sexifying and then brutally murdering a young Romanian girl.

Yes, I DO know all. Ask away, I'll give it my best.

LMAO...yep, that's pretty much all anyone needs.

You know this is sad, you are all knowing and I can't think of a single question to ask. What a wasted opportunity. ;)

Pshhh, it sure is a wasted opportunity. It's cool, don't worry about it, it prolly would've been some ridiculously hard question and I woulda looked stupid...er.

I'm pretty sure at this point in time I am unable to think up a ridiculously hard question to ask. So we can both look stupid. :D

Sweet, I've always wanted a partner in my stupidity campaign.;)

Your stupidity campaign? Wow, you are taking it to a new level. I'm glad to help...lol.

Yeah, I take my shit seriously. Basically all it is, we run around town falling down and wearing old 80's rock cut-off tees. Then come nightfall we drink ourselves silly and watch St. Elmo's Fire.

Hot damn! Getting drunk while watching a young Rob Lowe? I'm so there. Of course, you have to be drunk to watch St. Elmo's Fire.....it is a requirement.

Pssh, never mind NOW. I aint sittin around while you oggle some hollywood fruitcake!!!

I'm gonna have to go solo on this project...AGAIN.:D

Why else would you watch that movie if not to ogle Rob Lowe? Unless it is to ogle Andrew McCarthy.....and that is just wrong....:p

Couldn't you just pick another movie?:D

Like WHAT?!?! God, my whole world is spiraling out of control now!

And on that note, I'm hittin' the old sack.

...then I'm goin' to bed. Nighty night!

Well, I don't know....some other bad brat pack movie....geez.....relax.....:D

I have to go myself.....it is past three.....damn, where does the time go? 'Night.

everyone goes off to bed and I JUST got off work

I was going to regale everyone here what I was seeing on degrassi the new class. I figured its a good show to study canadians with. That and I love the teen drama. Nogin rules at 2 in the morning

Do you guys remember those USA shows at like 1am or so? They're the shows with porn star hosts introducing low budget or B horror films? I remember one was "Up All Night with Rhonda." All they ever showed was like, "Toxic Avenger" and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-arama (which I think that Urge has a copy of somewhere in his collection).

I really miss that cheesy old early 90's stuff now.

Somewhere I have a little TV tape that has some of that stuff on it...

i do indeed !

and i met lianna quigley in person - have her autograph :D

I remember Up All Night on USA. Didn't Gilbert Godfrey host at one time? That's how I remember it. I vaguely remember when Rhonda Shear hosted also.

bite her ass?

infomercials are a particular favorite of mine, some of my favorites come to mind:

Chef Tonies' Miracle Blade Cutlery Set
Anything with chuck norris

no - i couldnt - her husband (some fx guy named Steve) was right beside her.

I usually watch Court TV. Like to know where the bodies are buried, I guess. But, speaking of infomercials, been seeing one lately about a blender called the Bullet, or something like that, they've got this old gal in a housecoat and glasses smoking a cigarette while the florida tanned young couple whip up an omelette in the bullet. Billy May's voice drives me to destraction and that one gal for the Ionic Breeze..."I love the Ionic Breeze, Richard!" has got to go. If you get Court TV, try that. No infomercials until 4am, most of the time.

Wow the early 2000s were like a whole other world.

Gravedigger..