Can't sleep...
 

So it's 3:12 in the a.m. in Iowa and I'm sitting in bed unable to fall asleep. I've tried like 3 times and I keep getting back on this damn laptop to busy myself until I get tired.

It's weird when you're lying in bed with your eyes closed, fully awake. You start hearing things you never heard before. Like any car that drives by my apartment window sounds like a giant insect roaring by. Or the random sounds coming from my idle laptop sound like someone mumbling outside my bedroom door. Kinda irritating and creepy.

I don't have any meds to knock me out, help!!!

i just got home. i picked up my bffrom work cu zi dropped him off eariler

anyway. we were in bed sleepin and it took so long to get out of bed. holy crap, i fuckin love driving al sleepy and shit. i have a litle heart man hanging off of my rear view and kept thinking WHO THE FUCK IS THAT .. then it was just him swingin

and then there was this huge semi in front of me but it was just the glare of the lights on the road

so ij ust ook a shower, im making a pizza with the end of wohle wheat bread. and im on here

u ever get so fuckin sleepy that u cant go to sleep? like, i get that way, cuz im too sleepy to get up, tkae a shower, wash my face, brush teeth. etc etc, so i just stay up :(

ive never tried dayquil or nyqil either. those scares me

if you cant sleep .. try reading - or watching an old black and white movie.

the only time i experienced that (i have the opposite problem now) is when things were bugging my subconcious. Financial woes normally..


i found that mapping and planning things out on paper that were getting out of hand helped me sleep again..

I hardly sleep at all anymore. The past year or so it's been terrible...I try, I'm always tired but when I lay down I just lay there and I can't stop thinking...about nothing at all!!! I usually pass out about an hour or 2 before I have to be up for work, then I over sleep

Well it's not surprising, about 10 minutes after I started this thread I passed out at the computer. I just started mapping out guitar tabs in my head and... down for the count. That should be my new "counting sheep" routine.

I suggest alcohol. That always makes me pass out. Then I wake up again later. After which I have a glass of water. Hmmm then possibly I would have a coffee....

I find post "wild monkey sex" sleep is the best. The problem is, my wife and i usually have the best sex when she bumps into me at 1 in the morning and i wake up ready to go. usually lasts about an hour or two, we do everything you can think of, then we drop dead into a coma-like sleep.

Then the alarm goes off 2 hours later when i could have used another 5.

vod would know :

An hour or two?.........thats right....your a young-un.
I'm good for twenty minutes......and thats with fore-play.
Unless I've had a few beers....than look out.....twenty three minutes.

I have bigger arms and more definition than that.

Nice tie though. :D

My question is "How did urgeok get a picture of you naked in a monkey mask?"

off of his web page :

www.monkey-sex.com


$20 a month .. but it's worth every penny !

I'm damn fool enough to click on it.





its in french

do what I do when I want to fall asleep; watch The West Wing

I thought it was "North".

I'm scared to click that link.

you think that pic was something .. check out Vod with facial hair !

Bree really is such a lucky lass :p

Okay, for the record, i dont look that goofy unless i am trying to.


And in case anyone is curious, no, that isnt really me..
Yes she is shanks. Im tall and hung like a horse. :D

this horse right here.

Thought about that one all day, didnt ya?

Hanging horse

http://www.badlandrodeocompany.com/store/images/420.jpg

you saying he's got a wooden one?

i'm saying - look under that horse and tell me if you can see ANTHING hanging :D

10 seconds ... and then a couple of minutes to find the pic and post it :D

so it's a small wooden one :D I wonder how they both cope when Bree gives him a boob you know what :D ;)

I would show you guys a picture but... I have an Armadillo in my trousers... and you would all run away. Scared.

you have one of these in your trousers ?


and Bree likes this why ?

Because it can curl into a ball when its threatened.

thats looks pretty abrasive on palms and lips :p

PLease tell me you at least knwo what movie that was from....

no idea ...................dude :D

sheesh.

It must come in handy at picnic's.

okay, i'll give you a hint, here is the actual line from the movie:

We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

sounds like something Mike Myers would say

its an older movie. It came out in 84, but is set in 82.

another hint, this one is 2 words:

Shit Sandwich.

I was just going to say Spinal Tap

weird science ?

oh hell yeah .. spinal tap for sure