JUst in case
 

In case some of you people are feeling generous, i figured i would post our baby registry here, because we know mostly cheapskates in our families...


http://www.walmart.com/cservice/ca_g...id=26771125516

didnt you say you found a $90,000 a year job ?

how about you send me something ??

:D

Wait a minute....!! You're having a baby? Congratulations. I may not have the money for a gift but I could do all kinds of different blessing rituals and maybe send you something like a faery or a dragon as a charm for the little stranger. I don't know. Let me know what I can do.

I also have another friend who's pregnant, so I could be up to me eyeballs in baby goodies. However, there's nothing I love better than to be a faery godmother, so sock it to me.

Whoops. I assumed everyone knew :D


Thanks haunted :)


Hey, a good spell is worth more than money, dont you think?

is there a nerd avoidance spell ?

one that causes pocket protectors to constantly fall off of the shirt ? :D

:P bastard.

I want my kids to be nerds, just like me. Why should they have it easy? :D

some kids LIKE getting laid before they graduate :D

No way... I dont believe you. :p

You really cant take us witches seriously can you? :p

Thats OK when it wilts and falls off dont look my way.

Vod, thats kind of a short list, you guys registered anywhere else??

ANd when is the baby coming??

We are just looking fo rthe basics, nothing too fancy. And no, Walmart is the only place.

My wife and i are "very practical", which translates roughly into "Quite cheap" :D

LMAO. That would be the worst spell to put on Urge...the impotency spell. Nasty.

Haha... The way you guys are syaing that it's like you have a book called "Witch spells for Dummies" :)

"Go to page 412, its the impotency spell."

"Well what do you know.... There actually is a spell that uses newt eyes...."


:D

too late, i already cast that spell myself when i thrust my wand into my wife's .....

well, nevermind ...


lets just say that although having a kid is the greatest joy there is - it is also a very potent impotency spell as well :D

Well.. pregnancy of one's mate isnt a very good impotency spell... Things start to swell on her... things start to swell on me... next thing you know the dog is looking at us funny...

dont tell me the dog is gonna swell next ?

I hope not. She is a girl and we arent into that kind of thing.

suuuuuure ...
just wait until that 6 - 8 weeks of abstinance after the baby comes ..

Bah... Never....

As long as there is a google image search and the word "Boobies" still exists, i will never get that desperate.

well that completely changes what i'm going to get you as a baby present ... something for your computer screen ...

I was just kidding about the google thing.

Bree wont make me go without. I got a good woman.

Unless i continue to make cracks about searching the internet for porn. In which case "getting ass" will instead be "Kissing ass".

baby vod,

coding his first program ..

If I can pull it off I'd like to get you and bloodrayne(she really pregnant, right?) these awesome engravable baby books I get everyone. No promises cuz I am poor, but WILL try.

Babies are so much fun to shop for!:D