oklahomians! arrest yourself now!~
 

The University of Oklahoma Police Department's presents the..

badadadada........... Citizen's Self-Arrest Form!!

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/selfarr2.htm

*star wipe*

this is about funny! like someone will actually do some
shit like that.:)

If you do not have a photo, but do possess some artistic skill, do a rough sketch of your appearance on a separate sheet of paper.

(Do NOT sketch yourself wearing dark glasses; do not add a beard or mustache if you do not
normally have one.)


Funny stuff.

i want to print it out, fill it out,a nd mail it to my local department

but i havent committed any crimes lately???

i thought i did for a sec except it turns out its not a crime to remove the tags from pillows or mattresses once u buy the damn thing...

i just filled it out, my crime was .. fuck i i cant remember

i clicked 'arrest myself now'

anyway.. i dunno where it sent??? i put my addy as 123 horror dot com, and my phone number as my regular number but with all the #s switched up

:/

thats probably a page set up for people with warants so they don't have to meet a bail bond man at the police station to clear it up and be appointed a court date

it's funny when you see 'citizens arrests' in films.

So wait a minute, the cops in Oklahoma, want us to arrest ourselves if we violate the law?! rotflmmfao regains his composure... aw damn it! I'm wanted for sending explosives through the mail, guess I better arrest myself.

Matt, yes I say to myself you have the right to remain silent, do you understand this right as I have read it to you? Yes, I do understand this right that myself has read to myself, and myself chooses to SHUT THE HELL UP!

Ummm... It was a joke site, mr Hawking...

I know, I was just being stupid

I didn't even look at it, but I thought it was a neat idea for those people who do forget they have a ticket and end up with warants.

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I'll never take me alive! /runs

stop or i'll shoot ..... uhmmm .... myself ...

...
 

now I'm evading arrest. :( Urge, the bad jokes could go on forever... :p

sure they can .. and i'm not stopping ...





'where was i on the night of July 15 between 11:pm and 2am?"
"i dunno, i forget'
'no i don't'

"look me, dont make it tough on myself'

" i ain't talkin'"

"Look me, me knows me was there"

"Me, turn me in"

"Book me"

"How does me plead? Me pleads innocent"

Hi I'm John Walsh and this is America's Most Wanted, on today's show the #1 Fugitive in America is...

HOLY SHIT! It's ME!

What en teh FUCK?????????.............gren your funny but also crazy at the same time :)

its the cops theme song u ox!

............LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D no its not its the gren version!!!!!!!!!!!:D

That's like... a billion exclamation points.