Where is the wildest place ........
 

.........you bumped uglies.



as promised ... i thought this would make an interesting thread.
At least to me :)

i want to see Taylorsmommy's participation in this one ! :D

Umm...I don't know about 'wildest'...Let's see...


The woods at night in the rain...
The middle of a backroad (It started as a reference to the line from the song..."Why don't we do it...in the road...")
A creek
Cemetery
High School auditorium stage
Hospital bathroom
County Fairgrounds (in a field, after the fair closed for the night)
Car and Truck (who hasn't, right?)
Abandoned, falling-down house in the woods
Church parking lot (My friend's wedding, it was dark out, no one around ;))


That was all a really long time ago though...

No place really 'wild'...

well, we can interchange wild and risky.

the hot tub at the club was risky

the front steps of a house on main street was risky (when ya gotta go ya gotta go

back yard of a gf's house - right under her moms window

on the way to highschool in a small wooded area behind the glass company park with like 2 trees

friends sauna

back porch ...

lots of places ..more risky than wild for sure..

Hmmm... In a high traffic dorm room with a sheet used as a curtain being the only thing separating our naked asses from the rest of the building.


In same 3rd floor dorm room, getting "oral pleasure" in front of the window, basically counting on no one looking up.

high school( to many places to count or mention)
car
church
airplane(bathroom)
air port( bathroom and in some lugage area)
public
at a high school basket ball game
at a group get together( with her parents and mine down stairs)
at my mothers wedding
elevator
janitors closet
abandond house
woods
beach
football field( 50 yard line and both endzones, also during a game under the bleechers)
during coed gym( girls locker room)
school pool
empty classroom
empty office
resteraunt( getting head under the table)


there are more but that is all that i can remember at this time, ill post more.

The back of my Explorer in front of her house

My friend's brother's bed

the Astralian Outback is pretty wild.

in the ear

LOLOL!!!

the gurgling was a bit EARIE u cuold say?

golf cart

My bedroom.....:D


Had to, folks.

it wouldnt be so weird without the big black cauldren in the corner :D

at the morgue on delivery day.

felt like having a stiff one ?



(i'm sorry, thats like the 10th time i've used that line)

stiffness aint the problem, it's when the teeth start falling out and get stuck under the foreskin.

Or Sophie, my Schnauzer puppy, biting your bare ass.

ahhh a fellow ass biter !!!


thats 2 in the club :D

(maybe 3 - i think Zwoti is a closet ass biter too)

LOL

.... damn. got nothin. wel im gona go to class soon, im sure during those 3 hours ill have figuredo ut something. LOL

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hahahahahahahaha

yeah, but they told you to kiss their ass :D

i would like to state for the record that i have NEVER bitten the behind of any piece of furniture

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I hate when that happens.:mad:

yeah lol

Cemetary

Moms living room floor when she is upstairs sleeping, sorry mom no disrespect intended

Jeep roll bar-figure it out

Barn

Horse pasture-horses noses are cold:eek:

golf course 19th hole :D

police dept parking lot-she was a dispatcher

front porch of her house, watching the parents thru the window watching tv

Under the eave a church roof-sorry aint Christian

RV

in the woods, in the snow-BBBRRRRR

empty stairwell John Hancock building-ha I said hancock

on top of railroad box car in a railyard

driving down the interstate

her bedroom with parents in the next room

my bedroom with whole family downstairs- THanksgiving

my uncles bed-hey I was letting the dogs out

back of my bike at Bike week Daytona-1993

the list could go on

i had the rare luxury (for 1977) of having a girlfriend who lived close to me - so on the way to highschool she would walk to my place and wait for me to get ready.

i was the only kid i knew getting lucky in the morning before school ... while my parents were upstairs having toast and listening to the weather.

I used to pick my girl up and drive her to school, her parents left early so you know....

Her mom worked right around the corner and came home cos' she forgot something.

Imagine the the look on her face when she sees me going down on her daughter on the kitchen table.

Kind of hard to say anything with diginity when your face looks like a glazed donut.;)

the only way out is to offer mom a seat on the table - and to take a number...

I had a girlfreind in high school who's mother was terrified to let her go anywhere with me....

See, when she was 15, she had a boyfreind (same age), and her mom walked in on her triding him like a horse. As she explained, she couldnt really pretend they were just making out or she was "coaxed" when she was perpendicular to him, bouncing like she was on a trampoline.


Her mother got in the way of a lot....

Good idea but she wasnt exactly a MILF. Now her 3 other sisters, thats another story.

imagine if you had all of them on the table ... it would be like a human harmonica !

ROTFLMAO

i guess if you wanted to maintain the comparrison - you'd be talking about a pan flute

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I'll never tell:D

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Nope:D

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Nein:D

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thats ok. you can just PM it to me :)

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Nope - no one will ever know!:)