Fatty Tax
 

OK, I've had enough. I say we start taxing fat people, if you can't pay the tax we feed them to starving children in third world countries. No longer will I be late for something because I'm behind a fat person in the hall or get so much ass in my face at the theater.

We'd have fat tax brackets so that most morbidly obese people in america would probably be eaten. Think about it? What's more important? Feeding starving children or another morbidly obese person, stuffing their face completely oblivious to their rapidly approaching death?

Why not tax fat people for that many extra pounds? Unless they have some medical condition (not that many people actually do...) they are just greedy and unhealthy right? Shouldn't we try to help these people by taking their money? They'd only waste it at Mcdonalds anyway.

Also with the fatty tax, more people would get lyposuctions in order to save money. :p

We're putting the crunch on smokers, I say we do the same thing to fat people. They bump into you in bars and they get really disgustingly sweaty. I'd take smokers over them anyday, kick em out. I would like to see atleast a few "no fattys" bar just to get the message across.

So is this a great idea or what? With so many fat people (especially in america) it would be a great source of revenue.

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Now you're thinking.

a lisp tax perhaps? :p

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:rolleyes:

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You're not too bright are ya? ;)


explain yourself.

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Prima Donnas, for your information [Sorry, just too perfect]



Id personally take fat people over smokers any day. Admittedly, they both disgust me....but smoke is so much worse.

I think people should be taxed when they don't even go to the trouble to spell a new thread correctly.

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the fat people pay for their food... what's the problem?



but millionaire celebrities talking about the starving kids when they're right next to them THEIR POCKET CHANGE CAN FEED MAYBE 2000 OF THEM

but the millionaires earned their money... well I guess it's relative, but the point is the same.

so do the people who donate

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So you being norwegian has something to do with why you don't think a lot of americans are overweight?

I said "especially" not "only"...

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do you know the tax system in Norway ?..we have enough taxes....and if you look up the date 17 of may(Norway) in google...

I cant afford anymore taxes, let me spend my money at mc donalds in peace ;)

Fat people don't need to be taxed...

They already have to carry around the burden of being so horribly undesirable, why pay for it?

yo

i was at coldstone creamery the other day. its one of those places where u choose an ice cream, and they put it on the cold marble slab. then u pick a candy or nut and they mix it in witht he spoons and serve it to u

anway. i saw these 2 people and i wasl ike OMG. i told my bf 'to the left, motherfuckers that have absolutely NO business being here'

it was a father and daughter. combined weight im guessin at around 350-400 lbs. and the daughter mustve ben only 13.

my bf is a nurse, sees fat kids all the time.

anyway, i tolds him 'ya know.. if I worked here, id straight up give em a little bit less ice cream than everyone else. do em a favor'. and he got mad at me and said it was none of my business and i told him to STFU cuz i was JUst being nice. then he said i was 'discrimnating against fat people' and i was like 'what.. cuz i want them to live a bit longer?'

that and its not like id remove THATTTTT much choclate.. but come on, when ur that size even taking a tablespoon out of every meal will make one hell of a difference!!

thought id add...

i believe in a fat tax. cuz fat people breathe a lot of air. and with breathing a lot of air, they release a lot of air

i was at a buffet once. and the only way to get to the food was where the fat guy was sitting. he smelled like BO :(

white people like to bullshit. but asians keep it real. go to hometown buffet, soupplantation and theyll let anyone in. but u go to an asian buffet, you'll see a big ass sign at the front itll say 'we have the right to refuse service to anyone'. LOL

i have an uncle thats banned at all the asian buffets in the north/eastern california area. ('you go now!') when he goes with my dad they hafto go all over the place, which is why my dad knows of so many buffets. hes not fat at all, just tall, but he can easily eat 8 plates of food.. its bizarre.

Air's free though. I'd rather have a fat guy standing around breathing really heavily than eating all the meatballs at Subway.

I was behind a fat guy at Subway, he ordered 7 meatball subs and all I wanted was one. When I asked for one the guy behind the counter said he'd half to go make more and it'd take 10 minutes.

Pissed.

yeh its free but there something called pollution

also... its kinda like when ur in too small a room with too many people

:(. and a lot of them stink :(

i hate subway. actually, i hate a lot of fast food establishments. they just let a buncha moron teenagers run the thing and they run SOOO inefficiently. it pissed me off cuz they had 2 bitches at the ice cream place and there was so many peopel since it was so hot. well theyd go from touching money to touhing the food. granted, they had spoons and everything but example, when she went to go grab the cones (the cones are actually bowls, and are in foam bowls) she grabbed the cone by the CONE and not by the BOWL. motherfucker, u jus touched all this money and now ur touching my cone

also, they didnt have gloves or hairnets. and they NEVER onec washed they hands (not that they necessarily had the chance too. but still, i want to write management).

but ya... id hafto say ur issue woudl be a com bination fat guy AND mismanagement @ that particular subway. my friend was at subway and was like what... the 10th person and it literally took half an hour. LOL they ran so slow!

If fat people exhaling is considered "pollution" we're all in some deep shit.

im talking about farts

^_^. also armpits. and yeh, a lot of people dont brush theyre teeth :(

Ohhhhhhhhhh...... Gross.

Yeah, fat people BO is probably one of the grossest things ever. Or when they wear shirts that barely cover them when they're arms are down, then when theyre around you theyre always reaching for something high up and you just wanna vomit.

exactly. when u get rolls like that, and u get sweaty, it just sits in the folds of the skin. that shit festers, then when they lift they arms up, all it comes out. or maybe if they were to run (ya know, after the ice ceam truck or something), or were to fall down, or maybe laugh a lil too hard. its just waitin 2 cum out.

theres this study that peoples who make theyre beds all tight have more germs in em. cuz when u sleep u sweat, then u pull that bed all tight and theres no air flow. so i always leave mine a bit messy. or if i make it, i fluff it a lot, roatate it, and lay it down GENTLY..

Fat people should just sleep on piles of hay.

u know those air freshner balls that they have for shoes?

maybe theres some sort of collar that they can make for fat people

but i cant really think of fat peopel that woudl wear a collar, so i think stores like 'Lane Bryant' and 'Torrid' (for the big women) should amke it with the collars in like the buttons, collar, wrist... ya know, hidden

^_^. i think ive come up with something!!

Patent it under a psuedonym or sooner or later a fat person's gonna try and assassinate you.

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what I MEANT to do.. heh

Is that meaning that we should be nice to fat people, or that Jesus was very slender.

Or are you a fan of the Sacred Heart

well, after I read what you and Gren had discussed, I thought to myself "Jesus!". So instead of typing out jesus here I thought I would do it at google.com and show you what I found. I choose the sacred heart Jesus because, yes, I am a fan.

hey....

i have no problem with em. theyre people too. but im not even gonna lie that its not a very smart way to live

let me help you by hurting you :)

Gonna have to agree with ya. Check the background. (pic too big to put on here)



http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54...o/IMG_0076.jpg

this is sad, but it reminded me of freak show in harold and kumar...

gren, I don't care if you make fun of fat people, and fat people shouldn't care either

Refresh my memory.

you know, when they get a flat tire in the woods and there is this pussing specimen named freak show and he has this hot wife and they live in the pink, stuffed animal house with the jesus motif. They had those beads.

Phew.

I thought you were referring to me as resembling freakshow.

I was gonna cry.

I hope you have a pillow big enough to muffle those sobs, don't want any one thinking you're a sissy

Its okay, I openly cry at movies, grocery stores and gas stations.

I have no shame.

its sad when the lion king takes your man hood

its ok

my bf is prety manly or whatever. very deep voice, a big sized guy, works on cars a lot

but he spent everyday last summer (well into the rest of the year, too) watching finding nemo

.......and he told me that, wilfully. i dunno if it was his sister that bought it (she has a 10 yr old daughter) or him... probably him.

hah, I was just jokin' about the crying, but that's nice too know too.:D