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when you shit, do you look at the paper?

and to all the motherfuckers who dont - how do you know when to stop wiping?

as for me, im asian. they dont really use toilet paper in the philippines, theyr bathrooms r a little different, so basically you just wash every time. so, i wash (unless of course, im in a public restroom. and in that case yeh, if i just hafto shit, u better believe i use the whole roll of paper)

:( i hate public restrooms.

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i didnt think girls shit ??!!

i thought they just woke up in the morning and there would be a neatly wrapped perfumed little box with a ribbon around it that they would put in the garbage..

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LMAO!!!!!! :D

no.... we defiitely shit. but uve got part of it right. women's day carries these supplements that make our turds smell like cinnamon apple muffins.

its all in the wipe. take care of your brown eye.
after drinking captin all night or dark beer, the next day it might take a little more to wipe, but a whole roll is a little unnecessary and a tad bit wasteful if you ask me. I think your people got the right idea, wash it everytime, no imbarrasing oders there ;) oh yeah and I can poop anywhere, the more public the better, especially if I have gas, oh and girls have gas, they don't just reach a certain age and explode. Dutch ovens can go both ways..

LMAO!!!!! Barbra you're a classic!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I take these drugs, I inject them into my spine, that enhances my metabolism so that it naturally burns away all my waste. No bathrooms

a woman with a funky chocolate starfish, is deffo no go during oral, and besides woman do stinkier shits than men, especially first thing before a shower.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!! :D

chocolate starfish !! jesus christ ! hahha

are these UK sayings or just Shanks-isms ? !!

steamed poo comes to mind

you never heard chocolate starfish before?? geez..

heard the saying years ago and more recently one of Limp Bizkit's albums, 'Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water'

if im at a public restroom, ill easily go through a whole roll. no, not one of the ones thats 3 feet in diametes. but ya nkow, the regular roll.

im really not about waste, but im paranoid. thing is, even before i sit my ass down i use about half the roll - grabbing some paper to knock the latch, some more paper to put on the hook so that i can hang my purse/jacket, a ton more wiping down the seat, a ton more LINING the seat (whats the point of lining it when theres water/piss on it already?).. and yeh, ill use the actually toilet liners IF they have them

also, some of the damn toilet paper goes by so fast, especially that 2 ply shit. i like it yeh, but they get all quilted and what not and all it is really is half the paper and twice the air. i dont need air to wipe my ass, i need toilet tissue

but yeh. its a pain in the ass at home or at my bfs, when i take a shit then i hafto take my pants and undies and socks off, hop into the shower, wash off, towel dry then put all my clothes on everytime. but the silky fresh feeling is soooo worth it

i guess baby wipes r ok too. but im not realy into that weird lotiony feeling. its likea cheating kinda fresh. ya know, like instead of brushing ur teeth, just using mouhtwash, or popping in a mint... just not the same

do what i do when i'm at someone elses house ... i use their toothbrush for a good vigorous scrub in those hard to get places.

and if you use their toothpaste as well, you get a minty fresh ass.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This has got to be the funniest post I've ever seen...lol!

I saw the title of the thread...and STILL didn't think it could be about a chick talking about droppin duces, and her method of wiping. lol!

great idea except knowing my luck ill accidentally use my own toothbrush :(

so i was at my bfs and his sister stole my toothpaste. im thinkin 'fine, ill just use hers' and im brushing and it tasted like chocolate.. turns out it was some 'vanilla expressions' type shit. UGH!! NASTINESS!!

:(. hmmm, guess THAT would be an appropriate one for my booty??

it's definately the most educational post so far.
you just dont get this good stuff in school.



speaking of which .. the scene with the 'diahrea twins' in Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle was kind of funny ...

beautiful girls playing 'battleshits' completely turning off two horny guys

ahahahahahahahahahahaha LMFAO!!!!!!!! :D

a good chomp from my teeth would be appropriate for your fine bootie !

and it gets worse....

but i think ill keep it clean for now. im not sure HDC is ready to handle it.

anyway, when it comes to hygiene, especially bathrooms, i have a LOT to say. this isnt my first toilet related thread..

... and most likely wont be my last ;)

most bathrooms = My ultimate horror

does it matter whether i wash or wipe first?????

or would u rather just DIIIIIVE right in?? ^_^ freaka!

tell your boyfriend to take it easy? Maybe you should change your diet.

no, i eat pretty healthy. so does he (thanks to me)

but i will say. brown rice is really hard to shit out. its so healthy for you, all the fiber i guess.. but ya, that is REEEEEEAL hard to shit out :(.

thats why i havent had any in a while.

oh no! you can't poop!? thats horrible. I thought fiber was suppose to help you poop. maybe you should lube it up before it goes in your belly ;)

fiber is supposed to clean out ur intestines. so i think thats what the rice was doing, pretty much scraping the inside of me

seriously, i think i had real hard shits for 3 days. i think that whole day i had maybe 1 cup of rice total??? but yeh, i mean they ewere healthy poops, i checked... just hard thats all. my butt didnt bleed or anything

i think ill stick to oatmeal.. but theres not as much fun stuff that i can do with oatmeal than with rice.

anyway, sometimes if i have a hard time pooping, i eat a whole bunch of peanut butter.. hows THAT for l00b.?

well, I guess as long as your not ripping your rectum and your poo isnt really dark or anything. Are you about to bleed? I get a little consipated before my vagina starts to leak.

No, i have a couple weeks before that one. But now that u mention it, i cant really remember. so im gonna try and pay attention this time around

shit, maybe ill even give it its own thread!!!!!

awesome, Ive made coworkers vomit (actually only one, but many stopped eating) talking about my period, what it feels like and how I imagine my inards are looking. the more graphic the better. oh yeah, if you would like some more useless knowledge about the female body, there is suppose to be a pressure point in your ankle, right above your heel (you know.. the ankle :rolleyes:) if you massage that its suppose to let loose the dam so to speak.

28 replies and 127 views....to POOP!

Damn, what a crowd! Gotta love bathroom humor. I wish I knew where my copy of "Joels Journal And Fart Filled Fact Book" was now.

And yes Women do shit and fart...just not until you marry one...then it all comes out!!!! Tricky little shits aren't they!

i dont really see why people get so grossed out about his kinda stuff.. i mean, maybe if i was talking about mutilating people, but im merely talkin bodily functions.. something id hope most people would be pretty familiar with.

i tend to take a lot of aspirin when im on my period (cramps). iheard thats a bad thing from someone, but now that i think about it... well thing is my bf is a nurse (sexy, i know). and he even said that it may be ag ood idea cuz it thins the blood,, reducing clotting. I noticed that i dont ever really get those bulbous, fleshy blood what nots coming out anymore.. know what im sayin? i cant imagine that being a bad thing.

also, u better believe that when im on my period i wash. i wash up a storm, and u better believe i wash when im on my period AND i take a shit.

above the ankle huh???? hmmmm.. does it work if you do it on urself?

to the women.... wel to the men too, i guess it depends all on how you phrase it

I think its OK for a guy to fart, but how about a girl? my bf, when we first met, wouldnt ever fart. i thought somethign was wrong with him. then i finally asked him 'why dont u ever fart' and weve had many discussions and he told me that when id leave hed be so happy cuz he'd finally get to fart. also, sometims he'd get up to go potty when really all he wanted to do was fart.

anyway, i really dont care about farting, but for me, i really dont like to fart. its not an issue of being gross or not, not that im the type to fart at the table or anyt hing.

i know its just a realease of gas, and i do that while im on the toilet. my fear is that if im outside, maybe walking around, or just laying in bed, and want to lay a fart like any other person does, that a solid will come out. i guess im just not confident in my bowel control :(

anyway.. its been 3 months or so and ive yet to fart in front of him. oh yeh, when i DO fart (on the toilet), its not really a fart, its usu aly just air releasing. I think cuz i dont push hard enough for it to make a sound.

Ive never had a problem with my period, but my friend does it, works for her, I tried it and I think my uterus was tingling.

I don't know why people get so grossed out either. Everyone shits, all women with the exception of .6% are going to bleed between their legs, the rest have problems.

I like ibuprofrin when Im bleeding, and I like to drink heavly as well. I don't get blood clots anymore either. when I first starting getting my period I like to look in the tolet, after I pissed in the morning, to watch the blood get washed from my bush. Not that Im nasty people, just when your young tampons are a little scary and when your sleeping and wearing a pad blood is gonna get in that bush.

for once .. i'm speechless (beyong writing that i'm speechless)

once, i had a tampon and i accidentally pulled it out of the applicator. I think i was just trying to put it away, and i wanst on my period

so I had a bowl of water and i stuck it in.. holy shit. u ever seen those little animals u put in warm water and they grow? well those things take like half an hour, this thing just went FOOTFOOOTFOOTFOOTFOOOT! reall fast! its really neat looking!

but maybe it depends on the different brands,, but yeh!!! ^_^ just something fun to do i guess.

tampon applicators make great pipes, after you've used the wrapper for a paper.
tampax was there;)

How nice....a bodily function thread.








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so how you like my booty now???? ^_^
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might i add.. thats my VERY own poop pic. i woke up and my doggy had left it for me!

oh dear god ...

well ... give it a bit of a wash .. i'll still bite it.

someone has to !

a HA! so washing IS better than wiping!

<~may be the cleanest bitch in all of HDC