New here
 

Hello all,
I'm new here obviously.:p
I will tell you abit about me, ok here goes. I'm a published horror writer, aged 24. I have a website and if you wish to go onto it its http://catrinalawrence.tripod.com
My books called Bleeding Words and is horror poetry.
I love horror and everthing associated with it.
Erm well,
I guess I shall see what you all answer and carry on from there.

welcome...............don't take things personally......etc



and keep repeating

it's only a forum...
it's only a forum...


p.s.
please keep all pimping in your sig

Zzzzz.......Rrrrrrrr... Huh!?



Oh yeah... I got 1 question.

Wich power metal bands do you like?




Hail Satan, noob.

:cool:

I hope you like sarcasm

Re: New here
 

I suspect you won't be around for very long.

Power metal - Judas Priest, metallica, slayer, pantera etc etc


why won't I be here for long?


Yes I can take sarcasm.

how long have you been writing?

since i was 12

Hm... Thought you would say something like that. Mostly american bands..... How........ American.. :rolleyes:

ok then how about Amethyst, Pandaemonium, Iron Mask, Hellfire, Valhalla, Hammerfall, Thunderstone, I could go on.
and im not american.

Power Metal is garbage anyway..

Yes, THAT is power!!:D


Sorry, i know you are from UK. No hard feelings eh? ;)

I love you too. ;)

I thought it might be food enough for ya :D

Re: New here
 

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Power metal sucks ass. And so do you.

Glad you could make it here.

Re: New here
 

I'm a writer also n00b :rolleyes:

I see people in here are very friendly.

LOL!

most are, once you make it through the essential hazing...

Welcome:D I hope you have a good sense of humor and thick skin

stay away from this one .. she's mine !

err, i mean, she's evil !!

mean to noobs, foul mouth ...
completely vicious !!

But you should see her in her wet t-shirt.:D

And doing a lap dance!:D

i'm trying ! i'm trying !!

ply her with loads of cream and jam scones, and she'll do any kind of dance :p ;)

Oooo, clotted cream and lemon curd on a nice warm scone! Yummy!:D

Well thats abit more friendly. I guess.

But I think that I would rather be eaten alive than covered in cream and lemon curd.

Its not good for the skin.

Would rather be covered in strawberry yogurt so that I could lick it off too. :D

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Elegantlyevil


why won't I be here for long?


Most people that come and immediately pimp their site are usually only here to do that.

Ah I see, well I only did the pimping incase any of you wanted to know more about what I do and am, and yes I'm afraid I'm here to stay.

Well, in that case...

''your alot like dog shit ...... anything can happen to dog shit like you
it can be stepped on and squashed ...... so you better becareful where
the dog shit's you''