How do you get a girlfriend?
 

This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not.

If you're trying, stop...
If you're not trying, start?
All you can really do is reverse your tactics.

I dunno really, chicks have always kinda just come by me...I got asked out by THEM more often than likewise.
I have to admit, my most successful efforts were when I wasn't particularly paying a great deal of interest in making it happen.
Steer clear of being too much of a "nice guy".
I mean, don't be an asshole, but for me, the whole " too sweet" routine only ever worked a negative effect for me.
If you get a date or whatever, fuck the stereotypical shit off.
Cruise some old record stores with a girl, go to the chinese friday night markets (this is, of course assuming you're from sydney too), take her to paintball skirmish with your friends....or.... you could just make her suggest something?
Talk, listen, don't get too caught up in what you THINK you should say, 'cos you'll just come across as an idiot if you do.

Ok, so that's what's worked for me...it doesn't come with a
male-species wide garauntee though. That's just MY "how".

like Cheeba said ... be yourself... simple as that.
if you try being anything else you wont be able to sustain it and you'll look like a dick.

if being yourself doesnt work .. you might want to have a good long look at your personality and figure out whats missing.

get 'em drunk. LOL:p :p :p

Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
 

I feel the same way :(

To keep em....

two words.....

ORAL SEX (on her obviously)

:eek: social expectations claim another victim :eek:

Don't feel bad or "abnormal" about any shit like this because of "expected norms" that society places on you. TV and the media force feed us all this crap that you have to be in a relationship to have a successful rewarding life and your a failure if you aren't. Fuck buying into their bullshit and becoming a slave to convention. Just be yourself and I'm sure something will work out......

Re: How do you get a girlfriend?
 

Maybe you're gay.


Haha just kidding.

Do you hang out with a lot of girls as it is and just want to know how to make one like you as more than a friend? Or are you asking when/where/how to meet them in general? Elaborate more on your problem if you need better advice than what you're getting.

Have you tried using a club?
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After the club get you in a relationship, threats can also be used to keep you in it.

Hmm. I'm not gay - even if I was, I wouldn't know how to ask a guy out either. :p I don't know any girls. Actually I know one, but she has a boyfriend (I think) :rolleyes: . A few of them tried to show an interest in me, but I just freaked out and tried to avoid them.

First time was in year 7. I told my friends that I liked this girl and they told her and she told them she liked me too. I couldn't even look at her after that.

Maybe I just need the right medication. ;)

the best thing is .. it just gets worse and worse as you get older !!


woo hooo !

Sounds like your extremely shy and lacking a little self confidence.
Take a good look in the mirror.....see...YOU ARE WORTHY MY FRIEND. Don't be scared of the fairer sex...we are all the same....cept they smell better.
I bet you have a lot to offer.Just take the time to get to know them and things will work out.YOU CAN DO IT NYDER........now get your club and off you go.

My book can be purchased at your local book store.

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All proceeds to benefit the "Newb Penis Enlargement Fund"

get a shovel, you like old chicks? Do you own vasoline?

Just be yourself, and if the chick doesn't like it.............fuck her................don't change yourself just to please one of us. We chicks have a tendency to be well.............really big bitches at times, so don't let us get ya down

In the words of Tupac "KEEP YA HEAD UP" :) :cool:

True that. If you like a girl you can't be all shy about it, you gotta lettem' know, BUT DON'T BE TOO COCKY! That whole shy, acting like you're not interested thing only confuses, and pisses off (well, me at least). But keep in mind, it's okay to show a little of your shy side once you've won the girl over with your blazing confidence, haha, that's always cute.
And please make sure you smell good and brush your teeth:)

i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?

most of the time guys are ass holes thats way@

BWAHA! that last one is great. I'm gonna start goin' up to chicks and using that one.

You are quite the poet.:)

hahahahahahahahaha

lemme tell you my son .. these lines are the real thing !!
I've used them for 30 years and i've been laid .. lemme see ...

2 times now !


ok .. one was my hand and the other was a watermelon ...

but i'm telling you .. the lines worked !!!

worst line I ever heard was:
"hey baby, you got any indian in you?
want some?"

Ya gotta try the good ole American apple pie.

i really really really never understood that one.

Ahh if you are going to use bad pick-up lines then get them right.

Its "Baby are you tired, because you have running through my mind all day".

Anyways dude, it never happens when you dwell on it. Best thing to do is stay busy, get into something active, and the next thing you know your calling her up for the first date. If your just sitting around sulking about it, probably won't happen. Get out life is good...sex will come soon enough.

oh brother...
i got all 3 wrong on purpose.

didnt anyone else get it ?

Yeah.....sure you did....:rolleyes:








:D

Thats because your Canadian.

I know, was furthering the joke by being the anal guy with correctly quoted pickup lines.

Double...oh brother.

uh-huh.


i wonder if this thing goes backwards ...

lol, probably not.

If you're super shy and don't get over it in time, you're doomed to settle with someone ugly and boring who you "learn to love" aka learn to get along with.

failing that, there's always the old standby ..

2 pieces of liver, lightly warmed in the microwave.

Urge should make a list of what to do and threadstarter should just do the exact opposite of everything.

hahahahah dont you have any faith in me ? :D

absolutely none :p

so ... starting my own cult ... probably not gonna fly then ?