they havent found me yet....
 

im not an innocent little angel! im evil no good trouble! and i like it that way! i need a new way to hide a body! its almost dead......

try chopping it up then put it in a bowling bag hahahahahahaha

You could chop it up and throw it into the Galveston Bay like that milloniare that just got away with it.

Or you could become a millionare:rolleyes: gotta love our judicial system.

get the leggs up and get some rope around it, wrap it with foil, suck the air out of it and you have a nice couch

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How many times do I have to tell you?! If you don't keep quiet, you're going to get us both in a lot of trouble...Ummm...I mean...SOMEONE in a lot of trouble...anyway...Did you get that meat grinder yet? Oh, and I almost forgot...Don't feed the dogs for a couple of days and keep your brother out of the basement!!! :D :D :D

Go to way out of nowhere and dig. Its OLD FASHIONED but it worked for the mob.:D It's tried and tested.

do it horror.com style, get some ideas form movies ehehehehehe, put the body in a double bottom coffin, bury it in a very old tomb, boil the body and clean the flesh to the bone and make a sceleton for your science class, give the flesh to the dogs...

try chopping the body up then burnning it and then burry it in a forest or chuck it down a sewer:) .



...or you could just eat it or give it to the rats to eat and burry the left overs.:D

the best way to get rid of a body is cut it up into little peices starve some pigs then feed it to them bones and everything
brilliant isnt it:D

Never I repeat never! try to cut up a body and flush it down a toilet, It never works trust me I know

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i don't wanna know how he knows about cut up bodys don't flush down toilets when u flush them

I will take your word for it. :)

I'm assuming you killed the person in a way that wouldn't make a mess, like strangling or maybe poison. First, try having sex with the dead body. It won't help in hiding it, but it can be fun. Next, put down a LOT of plastic. In the kitchen would work best, but preferably put some down in another room that's connected to the kitchen, one without a lot of furnature, or move the furnature out. Next, put on clothes that you're willing to part with, because you WILL be parting with them. Strip the body of it's clothes. If you've had sex with it, this will be done already. Next, get a knife and strip the flesh off of the bone. Not all at once though. Get it off a little at a time, and put it in a blender. Blend it until it's liquified, and put it in a big tupperware bowl or something similar. Again, you will be getting rid of these things. Also, add some regular water into the liquified flesh mix so as to water it down some. Next, once the bowl is filled, dump it outside in a pre-dug hole. Obviously, you'll want to do this at night. Repeat these steps until the flesh is completely stripped of the skeleton. Do this with all the organs, the eyes and tongue and brain. Everything. Now, clean the skeleton REALLY good. Make it look like a Halloween prop. Once it's clean and dry, you can move it to a different part of the house. Next, clean the bowl, knife and blender. After they're clean, soak them in amonia, or failing that, peroxide. They'll be soaking overnight, so we can forget about them for now. Strip. No, seriously, strip. Put all of your clothes, underwear and gloves included, somewhere on the plastic. Roll up all of the plastic. Every bit of it. Now, there are a number of ways of getting rid of it. If you want to be so obvious that you're being secretive, simply put it in a garbage bag and leave it for the trash man. But double bag it, just to be safe. Or you could put it in the cushions of your couch. If you think the smell wouldn't be too bad, you may leave it there. Or, trash the couch. This would give you an excuse to bring it to the dump. If you've killed someone though, they might want to inspect anything you've personally put in the dump, so I'd advise the former of the two solutions I've given. Or, think something up yourself. Be creative.
Now, about that skeleton. Grind it up. What you do with the bone powder is your choice. Give them a burial at sea or use it to bake your bread for all I care. Throw out the amonia or peroxide soaked items. You can buy a new one. Needless to say, you should shower yourself after you've finished rolling up the plastic and clothes.

I'm pretty sure this would work. Hope I've been some help.

so? Did you use my advice? Did it work out for ya?

Send the body to me i could use it for some kind of Ed Gein style art work for my art project or i could use it for my new bed.

please, there's all kinds of evidence by doing that! My way is fool-proof!

You could always cut the body into pieces and then skin the fleash and mean from the bones and the burn the bones very badly and cut marks into them, then pulck all the teeth out of the skull and make sure that all is left is just clean, burnt up up bones with sratchs all over it. This way no one can tell who the bones belonged to. And with all the meat and fleash that you just skined off you can burn in a furnest till its nothing but ashes. Then put the ashes in a bottle and toss it out into the ocean. It's a fun game to kill you're victom, I call it "Skin the cat."

I like sam the egg's idea, but first have some fun with it! No, having sex with the body is not the only way to enjoy yourself, although it is very exciting. I suggest a dinner party! Yes, that is one of the best ways to disperse some of evidence. Invite some friends over, or better yet, some old enemies that you want to "make up" with. I suggest liver in the salad, and maybe some blood in the italian dressing for the appetizer. For the main corse maybe a Kiddney Casserole....be creative and decorative with the food. I guarentee they will say it's the best meal you've ever cooked. Of course, if you're planing on haveing sex with the body - you may want to have sex first or it will get a little messy!

wow! thats very descriptive! i normally burn the body then burn the ashes w/ wood (no traces) then i put it in a plastic bag and hide it in a wall!
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the smoke coming out of the chimney would be a dead giveaway, not to mention the fact that buying all that febreeze to get the 'burning flesh' smell out of everything would be suspicious.

Just put it in your neighbor's yard at night...

and wear your "I'm a dumb fuck" shirt, that way you'll be properly dressed for it.

wow. What if he really killed somebody? That is a pretty sick thought.

Oh, did you think of eating them? Thats what they suggested in Saving Silverman....