Another pointless cheeba story...
 

So...a few nights ago, I had a friend around to check out some new movies, big stoner night.
M'self, the lady and my friend...we were all smokin', and high as motherfuckers - So I went and fucked his mother.
Haha...naw...
So, at some point, we're watching cartoons (I think it was cartoons), and Anna notices there's a big-ass roach sitting on top of our dresser, about an inch and a half long. One of the usually outdoors, flying kind.
The room was smoke filled, and it wasn't moving...I can only assume it was stoned like us...figured it'd be pretty easy to catch.
So, I caught it, and decided to see what'd happen if I smoked me some muthafuckin' insect instead.
No...that was a lie too...
I caught the roach carefully in a tissue after a short chase ensued.
then put it into a big plastic water bottle. At first I was just gonna look at it a bit, and throw it out, but after looking at it for a while, I decided to keep it.
Put airholes in the bottle, a bunch of plant fragments inside, and some food, then blazed a fat bowl and made SURE his lil' home was smoke-city.
The thing eats n stuff, you see it chew and everything...and it also seems to sleep, or go into a sleep-like state every now and then.
I put it's home outside in the day, and bring it in at night.
It's been like 3 days now, and all is well...seems in good health.
Why am I telling you this?
I dunno.
But I've decided to call him Ed.
Ed the roach.

- B.

I had eggs for breakfast.

Actually, that's a lie.

I killed myself this morning...also a lie.

But I really DID destroy the universe...
This is all in the past...they haven't even got to the best part.

I smoked a huge dube about fifteen minutes ago
















That, unfortunately, is also a lie....and a dream

I got aids this morning. I already had aids though so I don't know what that means... I'm not a doctor but my theory is that they'll cancel eachother out, maybe even take out some of their friends. :cool:

I thought you WERE aids?

that would explain a lot.

Ed agrees.

Ed is 100% correct in his assertion, as is ChEEba

Ed is the shit.

Definitely. Anyone ever see the Power Puff Girl's episode about the roach dude? Ed is, in fact, cooler than him. Ed for World Domination with Haunted and ChEEba as powers behind the throne.

I hope he doesn't DIE!

I think roaches live a little while. If he continues to eat and have some source of water he should be fine. I hope he lives, don't think I'm silly, but all life is precious even roaches and Canadians.;)















































I love you, Urge....;)

i'd like a physical demonstration of that affection if you please :D


hey i think cheeba made this whole thing up because i mentioned seeing Joes Apartment the other night.

if he starts claiming the roach is singing and dancing and talking to him ... then its for sure.

Never saw Joes apartment...
And, you didn't mention it to ME anyway.
Honestly, I have a pet roach.., I just like watching it.

I told you that you should call him Doobie, dag nabbit. But Ed works too.

Don´t you have a whole lot of pets already, Cheeba?

Your roach will sooner or later end up as one of your pet rodents dinner.
Face it!;)

...No he's not...Just for that, if he dies, I'm gonna send you the body, in a matchbox coffin and make you worship Ed as your fallen lord.

LMAO!!


HAIL MISTER ED!!!

HIGH PRIEST WISE!

Re: Another pointless cheeba story...
 

I like the fucked his mother part. that was funny.

When you are smoking weed and you found a roach... I thought you meant you found another smoked joint...

:confused:

Oh...trust me, THAT coincidence had us laughing at the time...

So, we found him sitting there almost unmoving, slightly rocking.
Seemed like a great idea at the time...maybe I should get one of those big-ass long living forrest roaches...

spunk-a-delic

Sad to say, Ed " Doobie " The Roach has not survived. He was found lying face up.

( Thats what you get when you smoke to much green ( if your a roach ))




RIP to Mr Ed. Peace little dude..


:(

atleast he died happy.

you say the nicest things :p

For real???

Well you should have known that it couldn´t take all that "grass".
Haven´t you guys ever heard Brian May´s song "Too much weed can kill you"?:D

well,
1 down - 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to go..

Urge, that was insensitive.

:(

I always knew Urge was a speciest.

Yup, found out when I woke up today...it sucks.
Looks like I got me a package to send you angra...nah, we're good.
I suppose not dying violently, and with a full belly can't have been that bad. Guess he just like, fell asleep kinda deal - and by the size of him, he must've been around quite a while too.
Our paths crossed for such a short time, poor Ed and I...

I think I might actually look into getting one of those forresty type giant roaches, I think they'd be pretty interesting.
We have a variety for sale in some stores here that looks a bit like a miniature (fit in your hand) version of the really huge bugs in starship troopers.

R.I.P Ed....

*Plays from Mozart's Requiem: Lacrimosa*

Is it the same kind like the one in "Indiana Jones and the temple of doom" that actually IS in the heroines hand when she flips it around down in the nasty hidden cave? Brrrrrrrr *shivers*

Nerd...

Wanna fight about it?

Eeeerh..... Sure. We meet outside in 10 minutes. And we´re doing it the old Muay-thai way with broken glass on our gloves. A date?;)

Isn't that from Bloodsport, or something like it?

Close. It´s a Van Dammit movie alright. "Kickboxer".