Quotes
 

If you could chose a quote from a movie, book, song, etc..... that meant something to you or described your feelings, what would it be?

To live is to suffer. And to survive, well, thats to find meaning in the suffering....... (DMX-"Slippin'")

......We were trying so hard, hard to survive. Cause even though we were young, we had to stay strong. No matter what we went through, it was me and my crew. And that's how it went, when we were kids....(Ludacris-"Growing Pains")

there was one of those office jokes that got passed around ..

it had a picture of a stork eating a frog ... the frog is in the storks mouth but he has a death grip on the storks throat..

and the caption reads : Never Give Up.


thats my motto

Never Give Up..

Or your motto could be........................

You have to lick it, before you stick it.........................

You have to hunch it, before you munch it...........................

LOL :D ;)

i dont think i can hang those in my office !

True...............that would cause a ruckus.............it would be funny though!!!! LMFAO :D

"I just rode my motorcycle on top of a train." - Torque

That's SO me.

Tight ass movie man!! :)

My favorite quote is: "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

Describes me to a T!

Whoa....I had no idea people actually went to see that movie. Figured they would have liked it the first time when it was called The Fast and The Furious.

Anyways my quote Aliens is to say "Punch it Bishop" when someone is driving the car and light turns yellow.

Then "We're gonna need a bigger boat".

Of course my favorite quote is one that I have sculpted my whole life around.

"Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight".

what ??

DAMN.....its my old friend Wang.I'm quite fond of my Wang.

he looks dangerous - just dont rub him the wrong way

"i betcha won't hit a muthafucka, hit a muthafucka bitch"
"i betcha won't hit a muthafucka, hit a muthafucka ho!"
(three 6 mofia) :cool:

2 of my favorites are in my sig

I also always liked "the only thing that is unbareable, is knowing that nothing is unbareable"

"No matter what you think or do or say... Everything turns grey"

one to live by:
"Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by."


And two from Homer (Simpson)
You'll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel.
I wish God where alive to see this.

my fave is "what goes around comes around"
and also "do unto to others as they do unto you":)

"I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it."

"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."

''What goes around comes around''

''Go ahead make my day''

I often use the following:

"Yippy-Kiyay-Mother-Fucker!" (Die Hard)

"That'll leave a mark!" (Tommy Boy)

"I'll skull fuck you and make you have brain babies!" My own


:D

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss

"There is no worse death than the loss of hope" - King Arthur



I try my damndest to live by those

one of my favorite quotes, that I agree with:

"I swear the world would be a better place if I could just get rid of 6 idiots a day...just 6 a day! That's all I ask!" -Ted Danson as John Becker (on the tv show "Becker")


actually, I agree with pretty much everything Becker says. He's a smart man.

Fucking a ugly chick is like riding a moped. It's all fun till your friends see ya.:p ...I just thought it was funny, i can't remember what movie though.:(

"i'm sorry" - my ex :(

holy shit .. where can i get one of those ?

Love this one, check my sig

"Do that again, and I'm gonna go rent the Aladdin DVD and hit you with it."

My roommate says that a lot.

''A man never knows true happiness until he's married......then it's to late.''


I don't believe it but it's kinda funny.

"female comedians are a fucking joke"

like rosie o'donnel and whoopie

If you're funny you're funny who cares if you're a girl or guy.

your pussy whipped son

you don't have to be whipped to respect women

alright, props to the womenkind

i've never seen a funny female comedian...nor a pretty one for that matter. plus i think just about all female comedians are all dykes....

female comedians
 

here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................

Re: female comedians
 

What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?
































Apparently your dick. ;)

Re: female comedians
 

Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.

Re: Re: female comedians
 

well.......it pissed u off .....didnt it?

"What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?"

"whats that useless bit of skin around your vagina?"


















































you!!!!!