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If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
What would you want to be wearing then, personally I woul;d like to be wearing some really nice underwear, well if i had to spend the rest of eternity(or until some one shot me in da head) in the same clothes I'd rather look good and just hope noone ate the face
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The still warm, sticky, dripping blood and guts of the living :)
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Prada
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ok but what would u do if Zombies suddenly attacked u
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Hmm...If I bit a zombie...Would it then become human again?.......A little something to think about;) |
I would like to be wearing the latest gear...........sum Ralph Lauren or sum Gucci..........Zombies gotta look semi good ya know cuz we'd already look like hell. :cool:
As for if a zombie attacked me......all I have to say is I would beat that bitch down...............w/ my arm or leg if it has somehow been ripped off. ;) :D |
i'd probably want to be wearing a bullet proof helmet
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a zombie costume
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Black leather trench coat,black long sleeve shirt,black leather pants,and harley boots but then again i wopuldnt give a fuck because im DEAD lol:D
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A mimes getup, so my victims would be all like
"Ooooh look kids! A zombie...isn't he scaaaaaary! Haha, look darling! HOW clever!, he's getting the walk just right... kids, look! Hes gonna bite me, please, Noooo mister zombie! I'm sooo scared, hahaha, get the camera dear! Oh dear! Help!!! :rolleyes: Waitaminute what...what are you doing?!? No, nooooo! Help, for the love of god HELP ME! No! AaAaAaAaRGH! *SPLATTER* !THUMP! ................. .......... .... "Rrreeeeeeerh!.... Heuuurgh...woaawr....Whassup homie?!?" If a zombie attacked me? I imagine a mallet in one hand and a sharpened trashcan lid in the other would see me through that one. |
My Australian outback jacket. It looks cool flapping in the wind.And my Indiana Jones hat.Gotta go for the complete look.
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man you're a dirty little girl !! why cant they all be like that ? :D |
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Bette Midler and James Caan in For the boys :
JC : 'did he show you his purple heart ?' BM : "well, it was purple, but it wasnt his heart" |
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I have no clue WHAT anyone could be THINKING...?? :confused: :confused: :confused: Go figure! |
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that looks like a big dick with a purple helmet on the end ! |
HOLY SHIT youre right!
Ghat to deh choppah!! |
ur all so dirty all u and ur purple helmets how gutted would u be if a Zombie ate ur bits. luckily females don,t have that problem
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seargent penis
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That's MAJOR Penis to you...
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what the hell does that say ? |
I think shes....trying....to communicate!
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sorry i is a litle bit dislexic
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Satan comes at christmas, huh?
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it says what would happen if a Zombie ate ur boys bit
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I don't think I'd really let a zombie have my equipment in it's mouth in the first place...
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well, what if it was a really pretty zombie and you hadn't had you some in a while ? |
well the girly would most probably bite, what would ahppen if too Zombies had sex do you think they could orgasm and reproduce and stuff?
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never thought of that ... you could actually remove the head completely without killing it (remove the teeth though - for sure) then you could just carry it around in a bowling ball bag ... your own private suckulator ... great for the home, the office ... xmas parties, stags.... |
okay that is just sick, u haven't had any in a while have u
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You mean, from a zombie?
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no from a human female with rosy cheeks and lips
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Besides, I'm a gentleman...to an extent, I can't tell you THAT! |
we never get head and tell ...
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