Mercury
 

Today i had a terrifeing experience with mercury. My dumbass friend broke open a thermometer to play with the mercury inside. both of us were currently unaware of the serious side affects of it. he broke the thermometer over a cup letting it spill into it. Then this retard decides that it would be funny to throw the shit at me. as he did, one of my friends said that i got some on my face. i freaked and ran inside to look at myself in the mirror, and was shocked. the shit hd dissolved into my fucking face and left this white shit on me. I freaked out and called the poison control center. they said that i would be fine, the white shit would come off, and that it wasnt nough to do any damage. i was extremy relieved by this news. i took a shower and sure enough the white shit came off. i feel fine now, but it was still a scary experence

You should inject bleach into your friend's scrotum as payback

yes, good idea, but i aint going nowhere nere that nasty fuck's ballsack.......to tell you te truth he aint even my friend....i fucking hate him lol

I thought it was going to be about the planet or something

fuck the planet! this is liquid metal biiiiotch.

Re: Mercury
 

the white shit wont hurt you but the actual mercury is going to work its way into your heart and kill you.

there is one chance - and one chance only.

hang from your arms in a meat locker.
the mercury will head for your feet and settle there ..

unfortunately at that point - you're gonna have to remove your feet.

Re: Re: Mercury
 

lmfao......i think i believe thepoison control center's theory more than urs......but u never know.....

^ lol


you'll be ok...ish :p

people have been eating fish tainted with mercury from industrial poluted rivers for decades now, only recently has the effects come to light. You'll also breath in more polutants including mercury, from just strolling down the road past a traffic jam.

All the more reason to inject bleach into his scrotum. You don't have to pull his pants down and fondle his nuts while you do it, just stab the needle through the crotch of his jeans and push the plunger in

ya, my old house had a river next to it, they restriced people from eating any of the fish from it, because supposedly they are loaded with the stuff.

trustme, the smell would be unbearable...this guy fucking STINKS!

and the bleach will clean him...to DEATH

this might sound cliche, but you might be thinking about that whole bleach thing too much

He's too smelly to stab in the crotch?

And what exactly would be the cliché there?

I was thinkin' the same thing. It's not really one of those lines that floats around.

maybe cliche is the wrong word. Its just a typical response for someone to say after someone else has made a comment about an outside party's groin area. You just worded it so that I actually beleaved that you might be enjoying the thought of injecting someone's ball sack with liquid. please excuse my misspellings.. all of them

Dude, you're thinking way too much about bleach

Well, when you use it on as many schoolchildren as I have, it tends to stay on your mind.



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Schoolchildren? Bah! Lightweight, sez I! I forcebly cut fetuses out of prison-raped alcoholic teenage nuns with a knife covered in STD-ridden blood, and inject THOSE with bleach!
BEAT THAT!

I filmed two guys kissing.

I filmed two guys kissing EACH OTHER

DAMN YOU!!!

I'm defeated.:(

I was one guy pissing.

I'd go with a waterbaloon filled with cloudy ammonia, just bust it on his chest and watch the fumes fuck with him for a bit...

did that guy cut his feet off yet ? or did he ignore me and die ?

guys. Im sorry, but i wont be able to post on horror.com anymore. I cut the kid's ballsack open with a knife and poured bleach in it. he died almost instantly. I am being sentenced to life in prison.

Well....bye now.

LOL! Prison Rape~!

Hey, i just got bailed out by a leprecahn. he used his pot of gold as payment. his name is bob.