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ItsAlive75 03-26-2005 09:25 PM

Easter!!!!
 
Yeah, it's officially Easter! WOOOOO!
Jesus and the Easter Bunny are gonna make their way down the street, knock on everyone's door and drag the first born child out of each home. The slaughter lasts all day, and once night falls, the two retreat back to their cave and wait for next year! YAY!!!!

I plan on sitting on my ass and watching basketball in celebration of this holiday.

barbra 03-26-2005 09:29 PM

happy easter everyone

barbra 03-26-2005 09:30 PM

and a very happy easter to you sedated replica

ItsAlive75 03-26-2005 09:31 PM

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Originally posted by barbra
and a very happy easter to you sedated replica
sedated replica? where?

Angra 03-26-2005 09:34 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
sedated replica? where?


The evil is always watching.

bloody_ribcut 03-26-2005 09:37 PM

i dont have eggs to boil.

ItsAlive75 03-26-2005 09:37 PM

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Originally posted by Angra
The evil is always watching.
Wow.



You actually creeped me out with that line. Nice job.:D

barbra 03-26-2005 09:41 PM

www.kingdomofloathing.com

orangestar 03-26-2005 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by barbra
www.kingdomofloathing.com
do i want to know?

barbra 03-26-2005 09:55 PM

its cute

jay o2 waster 03-26-2005 10:19 PM

fuck easter

Angra 03-26-2005 10:35 PM

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Originally posted by jay o2 waster
fuck easter



Good job. Now you made everybody leaving.





Bye and have a jolly easter.

:cool:

ShankS 03-26-2005 10:37 PM

I'm sleeping through easter.

Sedated_replica 03-26-2005 10:41 PM

Fuck Jesus. He died to give me chocolate bunnies. which are yummy in my tummy

wufong 03-26-2005 11:05 PM

Re: Easter!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yeah, it's officially Easter! WOOOOO!
Jesus and the Easter Bunny are gonna make their way down the street, knock on everyone's door and drag the first born child out of each home. The slaughter lasts all day, and once night falls, the two retreat back to their cave and wait for next year! YAY!!!!


damn straight. but when we christians killed off pathetic atheist and pagans first borns, it was nothing personal trust me..we just wanted to give a lesson showing off our might. A lesson that has lasted all these years. Could they have imangined how long this show of might would last? at the enormous power it would allow us to weild? could they have thought that this almighty show of might would still force atheist and pagans into internet chat rooms to bitch and whine at our greatness 2,000 years on?
Yes..i still smirk and laugh when i see how people cower in the face of our greatness. i look forward to christmas when we force the worldto yet again stop as we celibrate the birth of our nay the worlds lord and saviour.

Sedated_replica 03-26-2005 11:11 PM

Re: Re: Easter!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by wufong
damn straight. but when we christians killed off pathetic atheist and pagans first borns, it was nothing personal trust me..we just wanted to give a lesson showing off our might. A lesson that has lasted all these years. Could they have imangined how long this show of might would last? at the enormous power it would allow us to weild? could they have thought that this almighty show of might would still force atheist and pagans into internet chat rooms to bitch and whine at our greatness 2,000 years on?
Yes..i still smirk and laugh when i see how people cower in the face of our greatness. i look forward to christmas when we force the worldto yet again stop as we celibrate the birth of our nay the worlds lord and saviour.

Spare me your bullshit, mel gibson.

wufong 03-27-2005 03:04 AM

call it as you may. what ever helps you continue the delusional excistence you atheist are leading

urgeok 03-27-2005 04:41 AM

This is a holiday worth celebrating ...

Its all about the 1st zombie story isnt it ?


personaly i celebrate by eating a bunny or two !

Haunted 03-27-2005 04:58 AM

Urge...I don't know what to day. The story of Easter probably wasn't the first zombie story, but it's probably the best known. Enjoy eating those bunnies.

urgeok 03-27-2005 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Urge...I don't know what to day. The story of Easter probably wasn't the first zombie story, but it's probably the best known. Enjoy eating those bunnies.

i'm putting some knee pads on right now !!

Marroe 03-27-2005 05:10 AM

I like easter....gets the free candy, and home cookin:)

who could ask for more????

AUSTIN316426808 03-27-2005 08:14 AM

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Originally posted by urgeok



personaly i celebrate by eating a bunny or two !




LOL, good one.
I swore that was going to be a picture of those chocolate bunnies then I saw that and couldn't stop laughing.

AUSTIN316426808 03-27-2005 08:16 AM

Re: Re: Re: Easter!!!!
 
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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Spare me your bullshit, mel gibson.

I thought that was a joke but now that I see he's serious I completely agree.

barbra 03-27-2005 08:31 AM

I was so going to look for a job today but now I have easter as my excuse. Its raining a lot and there are tornados out, I wonder if the kids will still hunt their death eggs. How come people never need me to babysit on the holidays? Thats like the one time its fun for you to have a kid.

barbra 03-27-2005 08:47 AM

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Spallalala 03-27-2005 12:37 PM

I have skipped easter and all those other excuses to just get drunk. its a waste of time imo. People have lost the whole meaning of it and so have I. Every year I would get with my famliy and have a big easter dinner. but not now. Its all about the easter eggs. Im not that religious anymore. Actually im agnostic hehe. But all the same Happy fucking easter hahahah..


I just noticed the last pic hehe.. R2D2.. good one.

Haunted 03-27-2005 03:04 PM

Wufgong, you're a total fuckin' retard, and have instantly created a time when I find myself agreeing with Sedated. This is very strange.

wufong 03-27-2005 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
Wufgong, you're a total fuckin' retard, and have instantly created a time when I find myself agreeing with Sedated. This is very strange.
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.

ItsAlive75 03-27-2005 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.
Sweet, I get to be a "wolf of humanity"

bloody_ribcut 03-27-2005 05:19 PM

this is where the word "idiot" is welcomed in open arms.

kpropain 03-27-2005 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.
Yeah we can't all be sheep like the people that believe in fairy tales such as christianity....:rolleyes:

Haunted 03-27-2005 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.
I'm not an atheist, stupid.




















That's pretty damn funny Kpro

MichaelMyers 03-27-2005 06:19 PM

Happy Easter everyone.

ItsAlive75 03-27-2005 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Happy Easter everyone.
Key word for this thread...

HAPPY easter

Haunted 03-27-2005 06:31 PM

Happy or otherwise, I still don't celebrate Easter. However, I wish you all the fruits of spring and the power of the Earth waking from Her Winter nap.

AUSTIN316426808 03-27-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Haunted
I wish you all the fruits of spring and the power of the Earth waking from Her Winter nap.

that was articulate.

Sedated_replica 03-27-2005 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.
I was just going to say the same thing Kpropain said. Calling us Sheep is really fucking smart.

I have nothing against Easter or Religion. Its just all the retards that force it down everyone throats. And also the belief that they're religion is better than any others. :rolleyes:

Jesus was a jew! he died to give me great chocolate bunnies.

ItsAlive75 03-27-2005 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica

Jesus was a jew! It died to give me great chocolate bunnies.

haha I love how you make Jesus some sort of asexual creature....

Sedated_replica 03-27-2005 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
haha I love how you make Jesus some sort of asexual creature....
Oh shit. Well... We all know. Jesus does have a cock

ItsAlive75 03-27-2005 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Oh shit. Well... We all know. Jesus does have a cock
haha

Well put.


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