Does Jason go to the toilet?
 

He probably did before he became a zombie but after he turned into a zombie I'm not really sure. If he did, how many times a day do you think he would? Could you imagine him stopping dead in the middle of a chase and wipping it out to take a piss?

If anyone could answer these question it would be great as it's been on my mind all week.

no, his metabolism naturally burned off all his waste

Re: Does Jason go to the toilet?
 

Someone who gets brought back to life 87 times, by fluke, probably wouldn't piss or anything, due to the fact he DOESN'T eat lol

I doubt it. He doesn't eat or drink anything (unless those parts when he's not in the shot he's at the waffle house) so he has nothing to get rid of. also, have you gotten a look at Jason's face lately? if not, lemme give ya a hint: it ain't pretty. given that, I'd hate to imagine the kind of shape his, ahem, "parts" are in.

I doubt he woyld have to use the toilet.

His bowels have probably rotted away by now.

My perspective: If he DID (even though he doesn't) need to evacuate anything, I figure him for a "shit in the pants" kinda guy, might explain why he walks to stiff-like,kinda like he's chafed...but not quite...

It's not as though the smell would bother him, what with his whole being a decomposing body deal, that and I'm betting that lakewater woulda been pretty dank, and pissed in many a time...rotting away AND smelling like a urinal?
No chance he'd care.








































...Aint like the bitch even washes his clothes....filthy fucker.

This is deep....

Someone needs to do a mockumentary of what these guys (Michael, Jason, et cetera) do when they're off camera.

*Jason's eating at Harry's Burger Depot, notices he's on camera*

Jason: Ack!

*Stumbles to find his machete, slashes a passing waiter*

well consideringthat he has beenwearing the same blood and gore soaked clothes forthe past 20 odd years, and gets around covered in maggots and shit. i dont think he'll care about pissing himself

Dead people who eat humans I guess have to take a shit...but Jason dont eat/drink anything...sooooo :p

maybe not pooing is why jason is so frustrated all the time. Maybe instead of running from jason someone should give him an enima.

Maybe he was shitting himself even before he died. It's probably nothing new now that he's dead.

red fish ate jason's penis

God, you really have nothing to contribute EVER

and all you contribute is slobber all over my balls, dam get off my penis bitch.

Jason was a wandering-around-the-lake retard until he became a zombie.So I would assume that 2-5 he ate weird forrest shit.He had to take craps, he was only human.

But i have...


Yubba-hubba-hibba-dubba-jabba-heppa-zappa-dappa-dippy-dappy-doooo...

jason was always a zombie in the movies....remember the point of the first one, pamela was getting revenge for her sons death

There's definately not enough casual pissing and shitting in movies -

Even scenes in so-called raw/gritty films seldom include a break in the procedings while someone nips off to the john - not talking about pervy focus on the act itself, but even the merest hint of someone sitting on the bog as part of their "character development" is avoided like the plague.

sweet badassssss song,

and Spun ..

there is nothing better then the out house scene in sleepaway camp2 when that kid is drowned in the shitter.

Trainspotting has a nifty diarrhoea scene too, in the Worst Toilet in Scotland.

YES!!! I almost forgot about that.

The answer is yes I shitted next to him at a Lakers game--

Basquiat
Visitor Q (The dad watches while those three kids make his son take a shit on the side of the road)

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agreed

Theres always been a massive debate over whether Jason was actually dead during part 1.

Dumb & Dumber

http://www.80stees.com/images/produc...oilet_link.jpg

He wasn't dead until part 6...well, he died in part 4 at the end, so he was dead during the end of four and all of five, too, but he wasn't a reanimated corpse until part 6

thanks to Horshack and his friend.

what about part 3 when he had a ax slammed into his forehad I think he was dead then.....don't you.

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Not that it isn't accurate, or that I don't enjoy that avatar

No, I don't. Jason is a big dumb freak, his skull is probably really thick, and he had a thick plastic hockey mask on. The axe didn't go far enough in to do any fatal damage

correct. Jason is a fag

back to the origional thread question ...


if he did, i bet his shit could kill ya

Jason's Turd:

i bet by tomorrow, Newb will have a hockey mask on that guy.

it looks like the thing on JGTH part 9. when he was hung on part 3 was pretty nice that had to have broken his neck.