Because I'm cooler than Miss cleo
 

Trust me, I'm a professional. *hands you cards to shuffle*

Don't be afraid, child. The cards don't lie! /cleo

just make sure its vague enough to apply to anyone, and has enough positive things for me to want to believe it.


pretty sure thats how it works

Vagueness is for hacks, I'm the real deal. ;)

news flash, they're all hacks girly ! :D

Are you going to ask me a question or what? :mad:

ok...


are you bisexual ?

..

Alright, I'll play your silly game.....


I work at a shitty job right now, when am I gonna get a better one?

What am I eating for lunch right now.








.....c'mon.....I'm waiting

thats the same as telling the past ...


uhm chicken salad sammie ??

SHE'S A FAKE
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@URGE.......no

a steaming plate of rams nipples ?

Your job now is not horrible, perhaps it's the people you work with. However, it's more like the bridge between the mundane and the spectacular. You're in the middle right now, but what lies ahead is better.

You actually great power, even excessive power at times, in both love and hatred. This power is double edged, nobody will stand in your way of a better job except yourself. Could it be that your attitude is holding you back? Flowers cannot bloom if the land is full of weeds which choke the ground, and likewise, your spiritual enlightenment will be held back by doubt and fear. Let them go now or risk having them painfully ripped away when Death inevitably returns.

Well, I actually have sort of good news.Get ready for huge change. This change won't come without sacrifice though.

0o0o00o0o0

That was yesterday.


Your the Scottish one....I'll leave the sheep food to you.

Don't doubt my powers! :mad:

lololllo

Prediction: play my game or bad things will happen to you in the near future. ;)

I'll give you one more try....whats my real name?

I don't know. I'm getting mixed signals because most people call you shithead behind your back.

behind his back .... hardly,


right shithead ? :D

must resist....urge to post rising....

LOL.......close

pssht whatever, shithead. I'm still cooler than Miss Cleo. :cool:

okay, do you forsee me doing anything with my stupid ass life in the future.:)

ok

there's somebody who I passionately want to go Dirty Harry on, if I do will I get caught? if yes then will I be convicted?

Your "director"....

OH YEAH....CALL ME SWAMI SHITHEAD.

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Mike

shouldnt that turban be brown and soggy ? :)

that would be the douchebag I speak of.

See murderdoll....here is someone who pays attention to other post.

I read tarot cards, Urge, and I'm definitely not a hack. I don't charge people anything. I just help them along their path.

Would you like some mayo with that foot?

You're so mean with that foot thing!

Do me, do meee! I haven't had my Tarot read in ages. Please?

urge thinks everything is fake(supernatural things that is)

bah! to hell with ya :mad:

to late

He's gone, seems like the perfect time to get the last word to me. :D

ehhhhh ... no

there is nothing in the world that can convince me of the credibility of fortune telling ...


my foot remains on the ground ...

NEVER
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LOL!

actually you never know if he's here or not, there's something you can do so that the online thing in the profile doesn't come on.