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Large Breasts. I think i may have been a little shy about this in the past, so i figured i would speak up on it :)

these forums.

touché

that place right between a persons shoulder and neck. Feet.;)

lips

lips, legs, stomach, back, butt, neck, ankles, the part that can't be named .... etc...

i like breasts - but they arent a fetish

They are fo rme... My first girlfreind in highschool called me "BFM". (Breast Fetsih Man)

She was a rather busty girl, and i place a great deal of blame on her. If i hadnt enjoyed hers so much, i may not have developed such a fixation.

Go get yourself some implants and then you can play with them all day long. Just be careful a co worker doesn't see you fondling yourself. That would probanly a very uneasy feeling for the second party involved. LOL:p

vod with implants.


i dont often use the word 'unsavory'
but it just popped into my mind.

Unfortunately i dont care much for fake breasts, plus i dont imagine i would care for hairy ones very much either. I am too lazy to shave my face every day, so it's not like i would be grooming my moobs all that often.

i like kisses sweet slow sensual kisses
all over my body.:D :p

even your bum ?

ice cubes and whip cream, thats the ticket!;) :D

around it like on the lower part of my back
and the upper part of my thighs, a little tongue
to give it that extra tickle is so erotic.:)

Alllllllllllllllllllllllllll Righty Then

i sure hope you're female ! hahahahahah !!!

The differance between erotic and kinky (not my creation)

Erotic is sex using a feather

Kinky is sex using the whole chicken.

I did that one time with the chicken but it gave me goosebumps LOL.

I feel dumb as hell for saying that now.

Ya'll just forget it.:D

btw, I was jokin for real.:)

so the difference between kinky and sick would be :


Kinky - the whole chicken

Sick - your dad in a chicken suit.

please tell me those are metaphors.

all woman, not the chicken the only time when fetish
and chicken go together is when i'm finished enjoying
all that good luv'n and get hungry, then i might eat some
chicken.

it's a day job

i said upside down - and it didnt do anything ..

stupid chicken

LOL, that idiot really punched himself.

I once knew a girl, her batteries in her dildo ran out.... she was using it whilst sitting on a vibrating washing machine on full spin, the nearest thing to hand was the fridge, so she carried on with a cold chicken leg.

And the difference between sick and just plain ole nasty would be:


Sick-Your dad in a chicken suit

Nasty-Your dad in a chicken suit, doing a strip dance on the kitchen table for your mom.

Was this girl tripping on ACID dude?:confused:

Sick-Your dad in a chicken suit

Gross-Your dad in a chicken suit, doing a strip dance on the kitchen table for the whole family

chicken n fish :D


i've heard the washing machine deal before ..

girls are lucky - they can get off anywhere anytime ..

motorcycle, water circulation valve on a swimming pool, showerhead, etc


a little tougher to hide what a guy has to do ..


'uhhhm, i'm starting my gas lawnmower'

I'd just say "Dad, Get a fuckin life". Then as fast as I could I would RUN out of the damn room. Ugh!:eek: :)

Not easy as you think. You guys can use Vacuum cleaners, do it while sitting at a table under the table etc. It takes us a lot of time and effort................................sometimes.;) :D

looks dangerous :p

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...er-diagram.jpg

thats a one way - incredibly embarrasing - ticket to the emergency ward right there..


and no shanks, i havent tried it :D

It was just a thought. If I was a dude, I'd do it just to see what it was like. J/K. LMAO bout the vacuum pic. That was totally what was needed at the time.!:D

look ...

i'm not bigger than average ... but there is no way its fitting into a small metal tube ...

and thats really not the kind of suction that would feel good .. trust me

LMAO!!!! Try a pillow!J/K;)

It's much softer.

I bet you've thought about what it could be like, or considered it.:p

ShankS, have you done it or thought about it...............tell us the truth.;) :D :p