It's time for a thread because I'm bored
 

This question is mainly for the athiests, would you let me eat your body when you die? I'll send you like 5 bucks in advance. Come on, it's 5 bucks and it's not like you're going to need your body when you die. I hope you're fat because I'm poor and I need food that goes a long way.

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Question #2 Do you think we should recycle people to feed the poor?

(Disclaimer: I haven't given much (any) thought to this. I haven't thought about extra toxins, costs or anything. It's pretty much a joke, but I'll still give you 5$ to sign your body over to me)

you can eat my meat for free, if you like.

bwahahah you should win some sort of internet prize for that one.

As far as the meat I was talking about goes. You're all skin and bones, it wouldn't be worth the effort to clean ya. I need a fatty. :p

I'm a bit cuddly

How much do you weigh?

how would you know.....


*looks round the house for hidden cameras..

Ok, maybe the reason why I'm not getting any offers is because it's not a very tempting offer. I'll give you 7.50$ as long as you're not too skinny.

looks like you're gona have to tempt some down-and-out in an alley, with the money....the unwashed skin might add a bit of kick to the flavour. :p

just when you're in the basement and you think it cant get any grosser, shanks finds a hole in the floor leading to a whole new level :D

this thread started off in the basement....I'm only throwing supplies down the hatch to keep it going. :p

I'm down for 7.50

I gotta get groceries...

God damn Shanks took my line...

I learn fast boyo :p

Let me know when the price gets up to $10. I'm on the chunky side myself, plus you can probably get a decent buzz from me with all beer I tend to drink :D
CK

Nice :cool:

So how can we do this?

My question is why would you wanna eat someone?

hell, it's one of my favorite passtimes :D

slowly backs away.....

maybe i'd better explain ...


lets just say - there's 2 things i'm good at ..
and one of them is volleyball :p

nutt volleyball whist smokin a meat cigar lol:p :D ;)

......keeps on backing away...

hahaha. your a dirty old man :)

jesus christ ... i thought it was your turn to hold the camera ??!!

fuckin cracker !!! hahahahah :p

lemme see ..


i'm dirty ...thats for damn sure.


and i'm old - no denying that ..


hell he's right - i AM a dirty old man.

no turning back now :D

enjoy it... life begins at 40


lol

How do you know? lol. I have no fucking clue how old you are even.

You can eat mine; I have plenty of extra fat.

form an orderly queue....behind me

Uhh, well I could jump on a plane and head on out to ya.

Then we go to a Steak N' Shake or Hardee's or somethin and get me a lil' plump.

Then the feast begins I guess.:D

its a Uk saying.... "life begins at 40"

I'm in my early 30's.

i'm tying a napkin around my neck right now :D

I just had a thought.

What about the folks who die due to health complications? I wouldn't want MurderDoll eating my cancer-ridden corpse....

The poor girl.

well geez I'm not a monster, I was going to wait for you to die first. but if you insist... :D

Anyway my real question was "what's so bad about eating dead people if you're an athiest"? Is it any different than eating another animal?

i think there are a couple of italian football players that were able to come to terms with it :)

Probably, because if I was an atheist I still wouldn't eat someone (based solely on the fact that I don't wanna be arrested and given the chair)

I mean ignoring the fact that it's against the law.

well now you say that......yum yum

Agreed.

I........HUNGER!!!

they would have to be a healthy eater.

i wouldnt want to eat anyone who was on a steady diet of big macs..


well, hell you dont know till you try ..

i'll work my way up to it ..

any ladies here want to volunteer to let me nibble on their bum for a bit ?