My first computer
 

For an early graduation present I got a computer. Until now I'd been using my dad's computer in the basement, but now I've got my own. In my room. That I can use whenever I want. And it's fast as hell, too (although the other computer was a bit old). :D :D

Time for POOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN

that wont be new... he's been watching his dads.

As in the porn his dad has, or the porn his dad is in?:D

he just hides in their wardrobe, peeps through the slats to see his dads live action porn.

Nonono, you've got it all mixed up. My dad has porn DVDs hidden in the wardrobe.

so you take the Pc into the wardrobe and watch DVDs there.

And I don't even have to be secretive about it or delete it really quick anymore

after you've been 'fapping' in the basement, do you wipe the keyboard and mouse, before your dad uses the Pc again.

haha..I thought guys knew how to be unmessy about it once they reach a certain age........NO sticky fingers!

I really wouldn't wanna reuse them....getcha some Wet Ones

I wait and go to the bathroom to finish up

I have to say this is a weird discussion...

now that we know how you choke your chicken....



congradulations on the new computer, doesn't free stuff rock?

free is what he thinks, his dad has plans to make him do stuff to his Pc.

"Makes" is what he thinks, the compy's mine, he's not making me do shit

cleaning the gutters can be fun, and taking out the garbage is healthy.

he's gona make you hump the power supply fan intake.

My cousin lost an eye doing that.

how did he manage to lose an eye humping?

his dick got wound into the fans so tight his whole body got pulled in, and before things got messy both eyes started popping out, when his head got crushed.

Oh, is that how it went?

Congratulations, STE, here's to many more posts at Horror.com!

So I see there's another victim among us...

:(

THX:D I love not having to share a compy

these were the days - where are all my old friends - STE, IA75, haunted (oh well she's back but you get the idea)