Whats sex with a________like
 

whats sex with a blow up doll like?

Depends on the quality of your doll I guess. Somewhere between a balloon and a corpse? Hmmmmm rubber corpse *drools*

Whats sex with a dead body like?


I would think it was close to the same thing

Re: Whats sex with a________like
 

Chicken.

^^That's your answer to everything! *wonders if Idrinkyourblood has just found his parents doll or something and is going to try it out*

bagel

Fuck a blow up doll

Fuck the evil doll.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...563008457&rd=1

Show it who's boss ;)

look at it's pretty mouth *drools*

that thing is fuckin disgusting. but i have a hard time believeing the whole trying to get rid of it but i cant thing... nice gimmick though...!!

Yeh it's gotta be bullshit for sure they just found it in their garage and painted it up hoping some kook would pay top $ for it. They should have made a fake newspaper article (from a strange country so it wouldn't be so easy to check up on) about it being responsible for many unexplained deaths to make it more belevable. You'd think they'd try and destroy it if it was so evil not sell it on to strangers...... maybe they doll kills whoever buys it then it returns to the original owner so they can sell it again.

;)

Maybe I'm the only one to admit this, but I wouldn't mind trying it out with the "realdoll".

I've SEEN a cheapass blow up doll, in fact a friend and I bought one for another for his 17th b'day. We blew it up, but I think too much, and it's pussy "canal" inverted and looked like a penis.
We ended up pulling wrestling moves until one of us dived out of a pergola with it, and busted it up...
As for the quality, very bad.
the parts where colours came together were joined with sharp plastic, I'd say using it woul'dve been uncomfortable to use.

i think half way through i'd start to cry..

omg Lmao.

Fuck! is anyone surpised with this remark?

I thought you would the real thing :rolleyes:

lol, yes.

^^ :D That's pretty freaky!

mmm...removable cock....


:p

The creepiest thing about that is the "Inviting Anus" part

lol never heard of an "inviting anus" befor. but my question is.......who would want to remove the cock, and why does it remove in the first place?

Hey sedated...I GET the real thing...so all is well.
But, that's not to say I WOULDN'T check out a "realdoll", can't say I'd want to pay that much for one though...

Ah...nothing like an immature attempt at a dig to show how you're all "over it" huh?
...see? nothing but bullshit with you....EVER.

It's not more bullshit or a dig. We just both think having sex with a doll is a little weird, whatever floats your boat though. :)

Not that I was referring to you anyway...
But, I see how this goes.
I forgot, it's OK when one of you self absorbed crybaby losers wants to throw insults around, just not me...'cos I "hurt peoples feelings"...awwww...

It's not an insult. :confused:

Like I said, it was an attempted dig...which I find insulting, or, an attempt to be anyway.

Clearly the two of you wanna just keep this thing going...so,whatever...seems it makes you feel a tad better about yourselves, but hey, we've both known that about SEDATED for quite a while, and now you fall in the same categorie by trying to defend his transparent BULLSHIT.

Can't say my expectations have exactly been shattered or anything...

"yeah, we're all over it...let's just try and make him look like he's starting it again"
Same fucking story...again and again.

Fuck here we go again :mad: Get over it Cheeba.

Thanks for proving my point E_C...
For the record, YOU'RE no longer involved...so howsabout taking your own advice?

Get fucked asshole don't tell me what I can and can't do. Stop being so uptight. Everyone's not out to get you so fucking calm down and stop being so high and mighty.

Why are you guys even starting in on him again? All was cool until sadated had to go make a remark, and now you......so I think you need to tell yourself to calm down.

Gees..... This is getting old and tiring..:rolleyes:

To the entire three of you idiots:

I WAS over it. See the pics thread? Didn't even reply to sedateds desperate attempt to get the last word in, all while saying "yeah, I'm over it".
See?
THAT is over it.
So now, the three of you will post your snide, sarcastic remarks again, and again, in an attempt to get a rise outta me.
WHY?
You think I'm gonna say something about you that I haven't already? If that's what you want? Here it is folks.., since none of you have the balls to be direct and straightfoward about things, allow me:

You three are a pathetic bunch of wannabe outcasts that clearly listen to too much alternative music, and have drummed into your thick little skulls that this is the only way you'll ever be SOME KIND of cool. You're pathetic, shallow, self absorbed cuntrags that will see fault with everything but themselves.
This is the way you are, this is the way you'll stay.
You like trying to make ME look like the bad guy by making your "it's not an insult" remarks...this is obviously how you muster support from weak minded, ignorant individuals like yourselves. Followers, not leaders.
Go right ahead, say how much I'm hated here...I'm not hated by anyone that MATTERS. You just are a bunch of pretentious fucking nothings.

MD - You're a filthy looking bitch with no seft respect - whether or not YOU want to admit this, I know it's the case. You'll probably end up getting taken advantage of again and again...abusive relationships are all you'll ever find unless you change your ways. You wanna look like a whore, you get treated like one.
Wake up to yourself, and read a few books or something...because you are also a really ignorant little cocksucker too. But go ahead living in your sad little world, getting any kind of admiration you can...from any kind of assholes.
If they respected women, they'd tell you to throw some freakin' clothes on...I've seen junkie whores that wear more.

SR - You're just about the biggest DICKHEAD loser I've ever come across. How you act indicates to me that you'd be the kinda guy tht mouths off behind someones back, then quickly turns away if they hear it.., or perhaps saying "it was just a joke" or "I wasn't talking about YOU"....later saying "theyre lucky they walked away" under your breathe. A sad little cockless bitch.
The type that WILL one day say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and end up with your teeth stuck in the back of your throat...whinging to your mother 'bout how it wasn't your fault, and the other guy started it. You're 20 already huh?
You ought to grow the fuck up.

EC - My main problem with you right now is simply that you're siding with these two, when what theyre attempting to do here is as plain as day. I've spoken to you before, and I think you enjoy shit-stirring people, usually in a relatively civil, and non-condescending manner...and I had no huge problem with you whatsoever. But, if you speak against me, I will speak back.
Until then, consider this over.
I'm not telling you what to do either, just saying that you're pretty much contradicting YOURSELF.

OK, and that was pretty much all I had to say...so, now you guys don't need to try and start any fights...etc in your OBVIOUS (to anyone with half a brain) chickenshit ways. That's what I think of you, that's all I have to say.
So, if ever you feel like mixing it up again, don't bother.., it's a waste of space. Just refer to what I've said here, 'cos its not going to change...there will be no new information given.
Now, in the tradition of the loser that has not much more to say, please feel free to tell me how much y'all DON'T care...

You're all "over it" are you?
Then BE over it, and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Have a nice day.

I didn't completely understand the second half of Sedated's post. Maybe he was trying to start shit, I don't know. The first half "Does anybody find this surprising" is what I replied too.

As far as defending his transparent bullshit, I have no clue what you're talking about. What else is new eh?

LOL!

I was keeping out of it all I said was get over it because you were getting uptight and I could see another dumb fucking argument starting again.....which did.

What the fuck? That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. You ramble on all this shit and wonder why people have a problem with you :rolleyes:

Well I gotta stick up for my fellow outcasts or else who would I have to listen to too much "alternative music" with? They also seem like cool people unlike you. *Waits for another big rant he can't be fucked reading (good to see your writing class paid off this must be good practice)*

No, no more rants...like I said, that's it, but yknow...keep talking as long as you all like, I have a feeling it won't make much of difference.

Don't even bother with him. His head is so far up his ass he's bound to implode all on his own.

Why does anyone bother wasting their time to insult someone in a forum for over 30 mins and constantly going back and forth?? Let it go.

I wanted to see how sex felt like with a doll and its just rambling... haha

It's all good, I got my "WOOOSAH" on...
*rubs temples*

Wooooooo-sah....

:D Heh... hopefully but I thing not he likes a reason to write his big rants. He's one of those "academic" types :rolleyes: