Funniest PM's!
 

Heres a PM that made me want to start a thread about this.

Metal Man: Are you THE Daron Malakian?
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Damn people are gullable on the internet :rolleyes:

hahahahah I'll check mine, one sec.

ElectricEye72
Hellraiser



Registered: Jan 2005
Posts: 27

The Offer Extended........

I see youre a female by your Barry Watson is hot post for Boogeyman. So how about it MurderDoll? Wanna come and see the King? Step up, dont be shy!

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"I keep a real close watch on this heart of mine...I walk a line." - Charles Manson

"They're banning all toy guns...BUT THEY'RE KEEPIN' THE FUCKIN' REAL ONES!!!" - George Carlin

What the fuck?

I bet you get a LOT of Pm's..

It was from that crazy guy who wanted someone to go to a king diamond concert with him. :D

Oh....that guys fuckin nuts. I think it was the same guy who went on Zombie Nation forums and asked all the girls there to hook up with him..

ragge123
Scares Little Kids



Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 17

hey!

hey, are you an cannibal or not, if you are I let u eat me......

hehehehehehe

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Hello!!!!!!!!!!

X¤MurderDoll¤X

You've just convinced me to become a vegetarian.

ragge123
Scares Little Kids



Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 17

hehe

hehe thats to bad... I taste like chicken!!! your lost...

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Hello!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Apparently your lost somewhere...i hope i dont ever meet anyone who tastes like chicken, i might get lost. EH!

Funiest PM?

Most definatly Jean Cretien.:D [Canadian humor]

this thread is so open to fabricated pm conversations. lol

ShankS
"Just a Flesh Wound!"


Registered: Feb 2004
Posts: 6090

Is www.extremerestraints.com a good place to buy? I'm running low on bondage tape. :(


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Alan: "How long did you put it in for?"
Lynn: "8 minutes."
Alan: "It's hotter than THE SUN!"


"Can't we get you on Mastermind, Sybil? Next contestant - Sybil Fawlty from Torquay, special subject the bleedin' obvious."


After unwittingly taking cocaine on air......... "I've got the biggest TV in the world. It's six foot across, and it's like a big eye and it stares at me. It scares me, I don't like it, I don't wanna go home tonight!"

Horror DVD Collection

my PMs are almost always the same :


'leave me alone creep !!'

hmmm, i wonder why:)

i dunno, you'd think that these girls would WANT to go to a Barney concert with me ... ?

hells no!

weirdo!

at least u didnt call me a creep !

creep is too fancy

X¤MurderDoll¤X
The pins stick farther in


Registered: Feb 2005
Posts: 812



look ShankS, if you want some good bondage gear, don't bother with spending lots at extremerestraints.com, I can send you some of my used stuff...it's good 'n soiled, the leaters a bit sweat cracked, but It should do the job. I'll even throw in a free whip.

let me know if you want the gear and I'll send it by FedEx.

:)


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Don't waste my time, come on get what you come for.

look, if you want to go with me just say so and stop being so coy :D

well...

how about

NO

lol I've got a straitjacket for really cheap too. :D

ok, you be the kitty, i'll be PePe LePew..

now stop playing so hard to get mon cherie :D

is that leather? tell me it is, leather is more restraining than fabric.

i'm far from computer literate,
you would not be too embaressed
aboutother people reading your
private thoghts to them:)

le pant
le sigh

I'll give it to you for 200$

$150

Fine... You're lucky I need the money. :mad:

typical BC girl .. they'll do anything for money !!

cool, so when you comming over with the gear?

umm saturday good for you?

yeah, what time? I'll be tied up in the morning.... hah haha bu-dum-tish.. so it'll have to be afternoon.

tied up with Paladin marks all over his ass :D

painful

http://www.hallofhero.com/paladin/tm/paladin.gif

it's not that funny but it's weird.

one of those memebers who register and don't ever post or maybe post 2 or 3 times then leave, don't really know if it was a girl or guy but they sent me a pm filled with Us and Hs, the whole page just had a bunch of Us and Hs just somebody being an asshole I guess.

Kitty
Bit me white trash!



Registered: Dec 2004
Posts: 648

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Divided we Fall,Even If we were uninited we still manage to fall on or fat asses!




heh. Me and Kitty were in a bit of a tussle.