poll:which way to direct my film
 

well, here's the question, as an horror fan audiance, should i direct a horror film containg a strong hip hop theme(gangs,hip-hop cameo's,weed,gore) or should i direct it toward a horror porno(porno,gore,)?


which kind of movie would have you in a frenzy to spend your money

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Both.

Smoking weed while having sex.... than some crazy tweaker comes in and starts smoking crack and fucks up the whole party.

allright
 

thats actually quite good, but it has to be a pair of crackheads, pairs are always more funnier. thanks for the input:D

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No problem. Thats why I'm here. :p

I don't like hiphop and porno gore's been done before.

you should change the wed smoking gansters to hay chewin hillbillies.

why not forget about the idea.

Ummmm...choosing the theme of the movie is part of the writing of that movie, not the directing of it. Thought I would mention this....

I would prefer you did something that's neither hip-hop nor porno gore. Too much of that stuff on the shelves already! I'm sure you'll come up with something that satisfies both you and your audience.

porno gore

The crackheads will be played by Calista Flockheart and my Architecture teacher Mr. Kucharski

Anyways you should make the potheads and sex fiends live and have all the yuppie bastards die!

I have no idead what that would look like.

pornographic, but with Shakespearean (Shakespearian?) dialogue

Don´t forget Coolio and Busta Rhymes.;) :D

They can be the stereo typical small role, just because they want a black guy in the movie. Where in the end everyone becomes friends, even though in the beginning they were enemies. And we cant forget how they drive 2fast 2furious cars all the time haha

thanx alot
 

great info from all of you, thanks.:D im pretty shure everthing's been done before with everything there is to do, but that doesnt mean im going to make the same thing. i whole other person who will show my idea's the way i see them in my head, and yeah, i was aking for a direction to write towards. thank you filmmaker2 for clarrifying that for us.:D

keep it going...

Do it backwards and in Pig Latin

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yeah, thatll bee cool for like a ending credits, instead of the normal scrolling up of all the crew ill have some sort of bloody sock puppet reading out to the audiance, backwards in pig latin.
thanks for the idea ste.

Are you a director who will have a big budget?

If not then having hip-hop cameos is gonna be difficult. Unless you got connections.

yeah, but im sure i can get an old rapper or two like luke and vanilla ice for a cheap price.:)

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ha, that's pretty funny. I like Mr. Van Winkel is tryin' to shy away from his alter ego. Haven't you seen the Surreal Life?

i dont think hell ever pull that off, to me he's vanilla ice forever boyyyyyy!

As long as folks keep payin' him...

yes sir,..
 

yeah, i-c-e gotta earn that two hundred and eight dollars im offering for a special appearence. he's got nothing to lose, hell be doing himself a favor. im offering him more on screen exposure.

hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............
 

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centered, i feel much better.

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Lets be honest. You'll never direct a movie ever

i've directed a couple !!

'now move your butt up a bit,,,, no higher, yeah ! like that !! perfect !!

now, pretend you're lovin it, great !!

Next Scene!!

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no, i will.:D

so which direction, hip-hop horror or porno horror:)

so far it's hip hop over the porn.

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here's a thought, how about you direct it in a way that people will like.

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Damn right. Or how about Metal horror?:D

It´ll be a hit in Sweden. I promise.;)

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Doesn't do much good if nobody's gonna see the movie

thats good, i want my viewers to feel the movie.

can't feel a movie you haven't seen



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Mr. Van Winkel (aka Vanilla Ice) is a good actor. Have you seen "Cool as Ice"? It rocks.

What you should do is make a movie about a "Killer in the Woods". haha. maybe have a few girls tied up to trees.

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ste, you douchbag, when they do see it.;)

have Game and Eminem in it

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but they won't

Im a bit late to the party...

porn=good

drugs= bad *points to av*