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well im looking for a new job. Just woundering were i should apply too.
So far Im thinkin
Dry Cleaners (lazy lazy job)
Theater (could be fun)
Video Store (same as theater)
Electronics Boutiqes (Would be supper fun working with video games)


any other suggestions. And give me suggestions on places NOT to work. give some experiences youv had.

toilet brush

Photo lab is fun:D

Not to work: Cleaner at the Playboy Mansion.
To Work: Cleaner at the local gaybar.

where to work:
barback in strip club

not to work:
marshalls

theatre .. you get to wear a really cool uniform..and carry a flashlight.

did you know, George Michael used to work in a theatre before fame..... now he wears leather gear uniform and sucks 'flashlights' in public toilets.

sucks those batteries dry :D

bet that alkaline corrosion, aint much good for his teeth.

i think his friends would enjoy his 'performance' even more if his teeth were to fall right out :)

I'm gonna suggest working at a zoo.

I can't tell you how uplifting it is to be forced to eat your lunch in front of monkey island, where the monkeys circle-jerk.

*que the ste*


"and they'll be mouth fucking him all day long"

Mart, Shop S mart.;)

Theatre- you get to see movies for free

this is true. I have two friends whow work at the theater and get to see movies for free befor there even released to the public.

I briefly worked at a theatre awhile ago and I got to see Red Dragon before it was released and I saw a few other ones free.

Well
I would suggest you to Blockbuster You get to see all the new releses be for they even come out.Video games to!!!:p

but you have to know absolutely nothing about films to work there.... actualy IDrinkYourBlood would be able to then :D :p ;)

if i was old enough i would probably be manager in a day

that's not completely true, there's one person at the blockbuster I go to that knows his stuff, but then again he recommended Happy Hell Night to me.

The Horror video store (features Action,Comedy and Drama selections also our wide selection of 2 horror films)

the blockbuster I got to has a row and a half of horror and I've seen it all except for a few that I have no desire to see. the action section has about 6 rows back and front, comedy has about 3 back and front and drama has about 12 back and front, and theres a whole wing of the store completely filled with video games. I'd say there's roughly about 60 horror movies among the 4000 items(pretty close estimate) in the store.

Pffff I know my movies. Id would never work at Bluckbuster, I would work at Rogers Video which is soooo much better and has 2 SHELVES dedcated to horror.

you should get a job as a fluffer. It'd be great :D

if you're trying to get a job unless your principles or pride is being push you go for the job that's going to pay you the most not the one you admire the most.

i feel your pain....i am jobless....I am trying at the AMC theater here tho....still waiting....and also blockbuster and wow video.....i'll get there soon.....I promise it!

Walgreens:D :rolleyes:

Well I could apply for a job at the hospital working in the kitchen. it pays 10 dollars an hour. but I dont wanna work with food of anysorts I still work at mcdonalds so....yeah. I would rather make minimum wage and have fun rather then making ten dollers and hatting my job and just dredding it (like i am with mcdonalds). So tomorrow I shall hand out resumes.