Help needed!
 

Hi everyone, i was wondering if you guys could help me!... basically i'm makin a horror at college and for my research i need to ask horror fans for some information!... I have to choose a horror label to distriute my film and i have chosen VIPCO! all i need is to ask you guys some questions about it really! Please help a horror fan out! will be much appreciated and of enough help! cheers!

1)Does everyone here purchase vipco films and enjoy them?
2)Why do you think that labels such as vipco decide to release films of this genre?
3)Do you think it would be a good idea if an old label like vipco would release a new collection, a more modern approach of horror i.e experimental/fucked up shit?
4)what do you think it takes to make a modern horror that would still be enjoyed by real horror fans?
5)who do you think vipcos target audience are?
6)whats your favourite vipco film?
7)what makes a good horror in general?
8)how many horrors have you watched in the past month roughly?
9)why do you like horror?
10)would you rather purchase a horror on a true horror label such as vipco rather than one on warner brothers or universal?

do you work for vipco?

1)Go to hell
2)fuck off
3)Eat shit and die
4)fuck your mom
5)what is the capital of go fuck yourslef?
6)"eat shit and live bill"
7)fucking die
8)you are a load that should have beed swallowed
9)fuck your grandma
10)"and most of all, fuck you!"

great, na i dont work for vipco!

cheeese can't even ask some fellow horror fans to help me out!

help you out?


ok, stay clear of vipco

lmao

1)Does everyone here purchase vipco films and enjoy them?
might've seen some of their stuff but don't have any knowledge of doing so.

2)Why do you think that labels such as vipco decide to release films of this genre?
because people buy them

3)Do you think it would be a good idea if an old label like vipco would release a new collection, a more modern approach of horror i.e experimental/fucked up shit?
who cares

4)what do you think it takes to make a modern horror that would still be enjoyed by real horror fans?
somebody who knows what the hell they're doing

5)who do you think vipcos target audience are?
how the hell am I suppose to know

6)whats your favourite vipco film?
like I said never heard of 'em but still might've seen something from them though

7)what makes a good horror in general?
like I said before, someone who knows what the hell he's/she's doing

8)how many horrors have you watched in the past month roughly?
if you mean ones that I haven't seen before then none but in general- anywhere from 20 to 35 I guess

9)why do you like horror?
I like all genres of film so there's no special reason I like horror

10)would you rather purchase a horror on a true horror label such as vipco rather than one on warner brothers or universal?
If it's good I could care less if the guy down the street made it.

the whole thing was funny but this is just F'n hilarious.

oh yeah I almost forgot

FUCK YOU

lol, thanks

1: yes
2: yes
3: no
4: yes
5: no
6: no
7: no
8: yes
9: no
10: no
11: yes
12: yes
13: no
14: yes
15: yes
16: yes
17: no
18: no
19: no
20: yes
21: no
22: yes
23: yes
24: no
25: no

I'm sorry, but this has "market research" written all over it, right down to the cheesy fake misspellings. Let's agree on a price, pay me up front, and then you and your Vipco buddies can quiz me for the period of time we agree to.

i have some questions for you:
1:what the hell is a VIPCO?
2:why havent i ever heard of it before?
3:what are some VIPCO movies
4:why the fuck am i posting on this thread?
5:why is fuck is ANYONE posting on this thread?

this has been a public servise annoncement from yours truly
thank you, and goodbye

LOL! sleepaway camp.

if you are a serious horror fan from the uk, you know who vipco are..........so why the hell you think they would be a good outlet for your film beats the hell out of me.

personally, i think you have something to do with them, maybe not working for them but maybe marketing


and as bill said,

By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers. Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking makinations. Machi... Whatever, you know what I mean.




we try not to talk about "them"

LMAO!!:D

btw, have they done any good films or is it all just shit?

1)Does everyone here purchase vipco films and enjoy them?
- no

2)Why do you think that labels such as vipco decide to release films of this genre?
- gee, i dont know .. to sell them ?

3)Do you think it would be a good idea if an old label like vipco would release a new collection, a more modern approach of horror i.e experimental/fucked up shit?
- swearing will get you nowhere

4)what do you think it takes to make a modern horror that would still be enjoyed by real horror fans?
- marketing guys being murdered by the dozens.

5)who do you think vipcos target audience are?
- the feeble minded

6)whats your favourite vipco film?
- no fucking clue.

7)what makes a good horror in general?
- scary stuff happening.

8)how many horrors have you watched in the past month roughly?
- 2

9)why do you like horror?
- guess.

10)would you rather purchase a horror on a true horror label such as vipco rather than one on warner brothers or universal?
- i couldn't give a flying fuck through a rolling donut.
Come back when you're Anchor Bay .. then we'll talk.

this thread is hilarious.

''Couldn't give a flying fuck through a rollin donut''

damn near fell out of my chair laughing at this one.

they distribute films, not make them. they have released some good films but the quality is poor. which is why i stick to other labels

"vipco" ..."vipco" ..."shove it up ya vipco"........

Re: Help needed!
 

Oh, and by the way:

Oh, so you're "makin a horror at college"......mmmmm. Well, that clarifies EVERYTHING.

(grumble, grumble)...market research...(grumble)...liars...overpaid advertising executives...(glowers at screen, continues drinking)...

You've got CITY HANDS, Mr. Hooper...!