Your Headstone
 

Okay, another if you knew you were gonna die soon thread.

If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would your head stone say?

Mine would say "I told you I was sick"



:p

"As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death."

"so long, and thanks for all the fish"

"I'll see ya in five days."

"I'm not dead, I'm just sleeping" With a little picture of someone going "shhh"

or maybe something really obscure and random like, "Don't let it escape" or "I built a robot"

as sand through an hour glass so are the days of our lives

no

marroe i love you

no


i dont know but it would have to do with marroe and hatebreeder and me you know sence hate breeder is a damn sexy chick

I wonder... you think a woman would be flattered or really creeped out if a person dedicated their tombstone to her?

thats good question i would probley be flattered but upset because the person never told me and now they where dead

creeped out .. if it said 'wish you were here'







actually i think thats what i want on my headstone :

'Wish you were here'


or, 'Better you than me'

Or just, "I'll pick you up at seven"

I'm with stupid would be hilarious, but cemetary's have rules against allowing that sort of thing on your headstone.

i'm with stupid ... with the arrow pointing up, down, or the corpse next door ?


the latter would be the funniest - especially if you didnt know the stiff ...

That's why you get buried in your backyard and do it.

Or at a high school track field.

exactly, the corpse next door. The other family would be pretty angry, I'd imagine. :p haha

how about :


'Hey ! The bugs REALLY ARE playing pingpong on my snout !"

or in the park or the big field behind kroger

Or just have your body hung from a tree branch by your leg, and there's just a sign stapled to your chest that reads "My family hates me"

i thought ut would be funny to be buried straight down .. with your legs half way up the calves sticking out.

your family could change your shoes to suit the season.

old ladies could sit on them as a nice resting place when they are visiting.

i have big feet, i could comfortably seat a couple of the old dears.

I'd like to see a graveyard where all the bodies hangs from a tree. You think cemetaries are scary? come check this shit out...

big windchimes made out of meat.

that dont chime

"What are you looking at"

hahaha I'd be there every storm.

DEFINITELY a gross image.

I guess you could always nail bells to the arms and legs or somethin.

Into darkness I now walk…
Amongst the graves where crows give call…
I did it for might…
I did it for fame…
But now I fear it was done in shame…
I cannot face the world anymore…

Remember my words as you walk by,
as you are now, so once was I;

As I am now, you soon will be,
prepare for death and follow me.

"Get the fuck off my lawn!"

that would be my dads

"What a retard"

He's that stereotypical?

My dad's would be "Live long and prosper".

You should see the walls that line my dad's den. NOTHING but Star Trek.

Youch.

Uh, if we were actually allowed to pick them like that, either:
"I see you" or "Look behind you"

the movie lover in me wants "See you next Wednesday", but the asshole in me wants "Santa Claus". Someone in there wants "Had lots of sex with Marroe" in there, no idea who, though;) :p :D

That'd be the part of me in you Sammy, cause I have had lot's of sex with Marr........Ummm, nevermind:D :p

LMAO!!!! :D Bad Girl!!!!!!!!!:D

Something like:


"The girl everyone hated...everyone is happy now that she's dead."

um something like this

except for the people on horror ....who dont have an issue with her .


............yet :D

"Coming soon to a theatre near you!"

"Im coming to get you Barbara!" [Would be even funnier if I actually knew someone named Barbara, lol]

"Im with Disco!"

Or maybe something like they did to this poor bastard [Sorry the pic is big] :

http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave1.jpg


Didnt catch that?


http://www.snopes.com/photos/graphics/grave2.jpg

did you go around looking for a pic that said that?

You mean you can actually see them on here? They wouldnt load for me....And Id seen that pic before, this just reminded me
:)