WANTED: Horror Chick!
 

Hey if youre a hot Horror Chick and into the things im into drop me a PM and well talk! This site is about as scary and full of horror as a Hillary Duff concert! Come with me and learn true horror.....and true pleasure! Only REAL women wanted. And guys relax I have no interest in the 3 girls who post on this ahem! site like Marroe or Hatebreeder, you can have them! I mean a cool lurker whos looking for her chance to pounce! Nows the time!:D

Re: WANTED: Horror Chick!
 

ya thats what i want hatebreeder

again .. i'm starting to suspect that this is a regular goofing around.


this cant be for real ... its like 'the dark side of Modestas'

Me, a MAN,
Me make fight with many police
Me make good fuck with you hot ladies.

If you want to make good fuck with me, and you are a hot ladies,
PM me for good times.

I haff no time for you other MEN ... you get in my way and i'll show you what for.

Calling all hot horror chicks for good time.

PM me now or you will losing hot time with a real man.

Yeah, me and HB will jump on that. Since he is a girl now too, opps I mean she:rolleyes:

I think mr. Crazy is mistaken Horror.com for a dating central??

Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow....

i wanna be the cowboy !! dibs on the cowboy !

Tonight it´s "SING ALONG NIGHT" here at Horror.com.


Stay tuned. ;)

Oh, for fucking crying out loud, give me an effing break please. I can't believe this silliness. I try to be friendly to everyone who shows up here, but I can't, in this case.







I don't like all this cuteness.

It's POOTIE!!!!!!!:D

Yeah, THAT! THAT cuteness, that's what I'm talking about! We'll have none o' that here, if you please!

Some people think I am crazy! YOU don't think I'm crazy, do you? I get ANGRY when people think I am crazy.....I love your beautiful long hair---don't evair cut it!!

Ummm, me or Pootie?

*batting eyelashes*

I POOTIE TANG and Carmen Elektra but that's a story for later

Oh, you're okay, Marroe, to be sure. But POOTIE likes you even more--he wants to know if he can give you a little potato chip. He CAN????? Great! Here he comes...

(Pootie runs over with a potato chip in his teeth, drops it in Marroe's lap, and scampers away and hides, because he's shy.)

Aww, come back pootie!!! I don't bite.

Pootie says nuh-uh, he's scared of the pretty girl. No wait, he's having second thoughts. He's crawling out. No, he's hiding again. Pootie, Jesus, it's just a girl...she'll probably give you a peanut or something. Peanut? Want a peanut? Aw, he's bein' weird.

but I have teady grahams, pootie!!! Come here you silly rat, I will scratch your chin.

That's not what you told me :D
CK

Yeah, that's Darth Bane


soon he'll be telling of how we'll all be "SUFFERING!!!"

those pinheads :rolleyes:

FINAL POST!!!!
 

Actually young man, its I who is suffering! I can see that Horror.com is filled with nothing but silly homosexual boys! I knew it was a little strange how you guys protested me lookin for a Horror Chick. No wonder any ladies didnt take me up on my King Diamond offer,THERE ARE NO LADIES ON THIS FUCKING SITE!! So kiddies this is my final post, yes you read that right ill leave you little boys to yankin ' your crank to that guy on the WB or whoever gay kids think is hot. Now in the words of King Diamond....Thats the end of another lullabye, time has come for me to say goodnight!!!

fuck King Diamond

Whoa! His eyes are closing now, and he's purring! PURRING! Have you ever seen a rat purr? He's, like, vibrating.

I can make anything purr.

*cuddles Pootie* I love you Pootie.

Re: FINAL POST!!!!
 

no i'll miss you who will i cuddle with

DON'T LEAVE BROWNEYE....I WANNA GOOOO..........

http://www.totallyla.com/Interviews/...hics/kdpic.jpg

Re: Re: FINAL POST!!!!
 

Me and Pootie are perdy cozy over here.

[quote]
ElectricEye72 wrote on 02-11-2005 08:46 PM:

certainly bane

Re: FINAL POST!!!!
 

Whether you guys like this dude or not...I gotta agree 100% with this...We are blood, guts and gore horror mavens...NOT little dainty females...



No "ladies" here:p

He talks about us sissy but look at the pretty boys this King Diamond hangs with.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.it/nfo/...ng-Diamond.jpg

filmmaker2: "Dude!!"

Pootie: "Purrrrrrrrrrrr!"



Gotta go, work to do this evening.

Kisses!

Is that Slash and Sabastian Bach in that pic?:p

Re: Re: FINAL POST!!!!
 

Why couldn't you have been here when this guy was still here?

Re: FINAL POST!!!!
 

Take a fucking hike and don't come back jerk-off, and King Diamond fucking blows!!!!!!!!!!

wasn't there a member named king diamond?

Okay, but that rat is staying with me

Re: Re: Re: FINAL POST!!!!
 

Sorry, Sweet Hotness...I've been extremely busy lately...Gotta keep my dude happy ;)