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My Pet Rat Pootie
This is my pet rat, Pootie. He likes to watch monster movies and eat potato chips! But he stayed up late one night watching TV, and woke up with the sniffles. Anyway, he wants you all to send him five dollars, so he can pay the rent again.....I mean, so he can buy cold medicine.
Send to: Pootie c/o filmmaker2 26 Nine Beers Lane Bananaland |
You are a weird, weird guy. Good For you!
here ar emy rats: Ripley: http://scaredyet.net/pics/ripley.jpg and Pippin: http://scaredyet.net/pics/pippin.jpg They dont have any cash, but they will chew on your rat's nuts, if he would like. They are little rat whores.... |
the best pet ever .. too bad they only have a 3 year life span .. or i'd still have one
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Shut up about the life span.... i have had mine fo rover a year, but they will live forever, godammit. FOREVER!
I seriously love my rats, possibly even more than our dog. Its gonna kill me when they die.... |
Awwwwww, I love little rats.
Here's a cool rat page for you rat fanciers out there: http://www.geocities.com/susanlikesrats/cutebody.html It's true: Some people see a rat, say, in a horror movie, and they scream, "Jeezus! Get that thing away from me!" whereas other people see that same horrible rat, and say, "Awwww cuuute!" |
It kill sme when they show rats in movies. They always use the same domesticated norwegian rats we all have as pets (The Graveyard Shift springs to mind as the most recent example i have seen)
There is this horrible squeeking, and the people are usually screaming in terror, meanwhile, when they show the "vicious beasts", they are cleaning themselves, staring, cleaning each other, shewing on something, or doing that cute little lick their chops, i look like im talking thing they do. it is impossible for me to feel even slightly threatened by them. They dont even bite.... |
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Yeah, but they dont use them in movies.
Except for The Bone Collector. Those ones were pretty vicious. |
Yeah...a friend of mine went down the wrong alley one night back in the 80's...and these things came leaping out of a dumpster like miniature maniac wolves, he said...they were totally planning of having his ass for dinner, but he outran them. Yes, they chased him.
And then there is that trailer for "The Rats Are Coming, The Werewolves Are Here" which features caged white rats, clearly nibbling on sunflower seeds and suchlike. They look pretty friendly! Wonder what the werewolves were like...... |
Rats are severely underrated as pets....People have in mind that their diseased vermin, when really they are very clean....They're great pets for kids as well.....Very gentle....I've loved all the rats I've owned.....I used to have one that hung out with me wherever I went (Except work of course)....It would ride around in my shirt pocket.....
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I used to let mine sit on my shoulder while i playe don the computer. Around the 9th or 10th time she pissed on me, i decided to give it a rest.
Those little bastards can hold a ton of piss.... |
Oddly for as much as that thing was in my pocket, she only pissed on me one time......
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i never got pissed on .. had 4 different rats ..(including a big white lab rat saved from certain death from the University of Toronto medical department.
they have to be the smartest, most gentle 'small animals' ever. i wanted to say that gerbils were also very gentle but a certain hollywood personality has tainted their image. stained it .. so to speak. |
(here we go again)
Sounds shitty.... |
You see? It always goes back to that. Always.
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i was just anticipating what you clowns were going to add next :D
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Re: My Pet Rat Pootie
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Your rat looks more like a squirell though, you might wanna have him checked out. |
A rat named Aspirin! (lol)
As far as Pootie's being a squirrel, yeah, I just looked under his tail, and yeah, I guess he is a squirrel... He is watching "Horror of Dracula" right now..... |
I LOVE animals. They are a passion of mine. There is not one type of rodent that I dont like (except for naked mole rats lol) I have two kitties.:D
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Naked Mole Rats are cool, but the little fuckers can practically burrow through steel....
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holy shit those teeth are crazy. they should make a horror film about them lol.
here's a pic of my kitty's. The one in the front is Buster. the one in the back is sunny. http://imagehost.biz/ims/pic.php?u=5...=239820&c=.gif |
Naked Mole Rat!??!
It looks like some kind of pink salamander/shark hybrid, holy jeez, I hope I never run into one of those in a dark alley. It looks like it would clamp down on you like a Gila Monster. |
we have those little fleshy tubes with teeth at the toronto zoo ..
it was funny when they brought them in .. as with any new animal the Zoo runs an AD campaign to generate interest .. with the naked more rat they were getting people going with the morbid interest angle .. promoting the fact that 'they eat their dead' the ads were like "hey !! I'm just sleeping!!" |
my rat nancy died earily this week rip nanc
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You have our sympathies.
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:( :( :( :( :( this one time my next door neighboors had a hampster. I was holding it in my hand, when it started pooping on my hand. I was currently standing over a trashcan, and accidently dropped it. I felt SOOOOO bad. poor little guy. he was ok though.
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hamsters are mean as hell too ..
they bite like crazy .. gerbils are way better pets |
we've had 2 mice, a hamster and a dwarf hamster die in the past year. very sad, all of them :(
Im sorry to hear that lbm... I honestly think i will be more broken up over my rat than i will the dog. of course, weve had the rats a year longer.... And the rats never shit on the floor ;) We have alittle black mouse who has a tumor now. She appears healthy, but its on her shoulder so she looks like quasimoto now. |
Pootie's Lament
Pootie woke up early this morning. Pootie likes oatmeal! Pootie watched "Dawn of the Dead" today.
He started jumping up and down on the couch when the bikers were ransacking the mall. When he does this, he springs up on his feet and really flies up into the air. It alarms me. I had to calm him down, told him the movie wasn't real. He said, "I know it's not real, but I like it anyway!" He's over his sniffles, but his room got messy and needs cleaning up. He wants you all to send five dollars, so he can pay the utilities down...I mean, so he can buy cedar shavings. Send to: Pootie c/o filmmaker2 47 Furryhead Lane Bananaland |
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IV drug use is bad. Please, put away the needle... |
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Pootie poses with his favorite food, a fresh strawberry, just after watching THE HAUNTING.
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POOOOOOTIE!!!!!
You left me for a strawberry, and the Haunting???!!!:( Stoopid rat. |
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Marroe: Pootie says he can fit you in for lunch next Thursday. He's on a plane to Florida for a business meeting but he says he'll come right back and then he wants to take you to to see "Dawn of the Dead." He says, "Marroe is frieeeeendlieeee! She's a pretty girl cat!"
I have no idea what he means by this. I just type what I hear... |
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Pootie thinks Pootie scared Marroe with the picture so Pootie said take away the picture so I did.
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I want that squirrel. really badly. where can you get a domestic squirrel like that?
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