10 Questions
 

I saw James Lipton getting asked his own questions by Will Farrel, playing James Lipton this morning and laughed my ass off, so i figured i would ask you guys:

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


here are my answers:
1. Breast
2. Molest
3. Big Breasts
4. Anything Scatological
5. Any noise my wife makes.
6. A phone ringing
7. Fucking Christ!
8. Acting
9. Proctologist
10. We have free beer on tap in every tree, and George W doesnt get to come in.

1: Monspotinupoglami!
2: Crisps (makes you sound like a lispy retard)
3: Female hips, fire, storms,
4: Surgery videos, pus
5: Thunder, hail, rain, the high pitched racecar-going-by sound.
6: Insistant "feed me" meows, various broken machinery
7: motherfucker
8: Thai Boxing Instructor
9: Geriatric Nursing
10: Ok, you're the new boss, I'm off....cya.

I like the last one.:D

1. Bitch
2. Lol
3. A light switch.
4. Same light switch, only this one has loose, exposed wires and a puddle under your feet.
5. Screaming, though it can get ignoring at times.
6. "So I was all like, no way, and he was all like, yeah, then I was all like..."[Teenage telephone talk]
7. "Holy buttfucker, Batman!" Or just "bitch".
8. Sniper, damn fear of hights.
9. Homosexuality.
10. What are you doing here?

1. What is your favorite word? Free
2. What is your least favorite word? Lets just say .. it starts with N and its racist.

3. What turns you on? a turned on woman
4. What turns you off? stupidity and ignorance
5. What sound do you love? rain and thunder
6. What sound do you hate? baby crying (it distresses me)
7. What is your favorite curse word? fucker
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
filmmaker - or photographer
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? politics

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


'so... you didnt believe in me eh ? no fucking problem !!! come on in, have a beer and meet the girls'

...
 

1. What is your favorite word? Fuck
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist
3. What turns you on? Storms (physically it would be nice smile and nice shoulders)
4. What turns you off? Arrogance, Bad Breath
5. What sound do you love? Fire crackling
6. What sound do you hate? Phone ringing
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck, of course
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Acting
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Teaching
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? You know...Out of all my children, you're my favorite.

1. What is your favorite word?..VACATION
2. What is your least favorite word?..WORK
3. What turns you on?..A NAKED WOMAN
4. What turns you off?..SMOKING
5. What sound do you love?..BEER POURING INTO A GLASS
6. What sound do you hate?..HIGH PITCHED DOG BARK
7. What is your favorite curse word?..SHIT
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?..BEER TASTER
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?...PLUMBER
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?...WELCOME TO THE TOGA PARTY, THE KEGS ON YOUR RIGHT.

The answers to question 10 are the best :)

1. What is your favorite word? Catharsis
2. What is your least favorite word? Oops
3. What turns you on? Midgets
4. What turns you off? 70's Porn Bush
5. What sound do you love? Psssst.....The sound of a beer opening
6. What sound do you hate? Baby Crying
7. What is your favorite curse word? All Of Them
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Musician
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Gynocology
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? Did you enjoy your vaction? You said you would be back eons ago and I've been stuck doing YOUR job...

Re: 10 Questions
 

1. Fuck- as a verb
2. Tax
3. a womans ass
4. a mans ass
5. silence
6. the phone ringing
7. Asshead
8. Indie film director
9. OB/GYN- now think about this guys, why is a woman going there in the first place, it aint for social issues. Other than that Steeplejack.
10. Your at the wrong place, the elevator going down is over there.

1. What is your favorite word? lil one *yeah I know its two words but the go together*

2. What is your least favorite word? Cunt

3. What turns you on? Aggressiveness

4. What turns you off? Inhibition

5. What sound do you love? Whimpers

6. What sound do you hate? Bones Cracking

7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Donald Trump’s Apprentice

9. What profession would you not like to participate in? The person who is responsible for sniffing arm pits to check and see if the 24 hour protection really lasts.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? So you are the fucker that’s been getting all those women to say my name!

1. What is your favorite word? moron
2. What is your least favorite word? i dunno.
3. What turns you on? nothing
4. What turns you off? everything
5. What sound do you love? music(metal)
6. What sound do you hate? uhh...country music.
7. What is your favorite curse word? i dunno.
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? actress/horror movie script writing/being in a metal band
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? what i'm doing now, and any other job i've had in the past. and anything where i had to deal with the public, because i'd probably end up killing somebody.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? "hi shauna...welcome to heaven."? though i don't think i'm a good enough person to get to heaven.

wow .. thats sad

1. What is your favorite word? kristin
2. What is your least favorite word? ...i dunno
3. What turns you on? beautiful white boys who r good with their hands!
4. What turns you off? the oposide of #3
5. What sound do you love? sexy man voice
6. What sound do you hate? that sound that plastic makes when it rubs hard against plastic
7. What is your favorite curse word? fuck?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? teacher
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? anything behind a desk with too many puters
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? harrow!

1. What is your favorite word?
it's close between quagmire and masticate

2. What is your least favorite word?
sporadic

3. What turns you on?
asian chicks

4. What turns you off?
hair

5. What sound do you love?
I dunno

6. What sound do you hate?
someone popping their gum

7. What is your favorite curse word?
meecrob

8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
Gigolo, or the guy in Guam who goes around traveling the countryside deflowering virgins

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
goat ball licker

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You were right about everything"

I didn't know that was profession

1. What is your favorite word?
Fuck

2. What is your least favorite word?
Republican

3. What turns you on?
Creativity

4. What turns you off?
Boring people

5. What sound do you love?
Guitar feedback

6. What sound do you hate?
Most music

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck you

8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
Painter or artist

9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
working in a office for a Corporation

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"you don't need to worry anymore"

In those really rural areas of the world, you've gotta keep the goats happy. Best way to do that is to work the balls

haha, only from you man. I would never think of that shit

why?

Re: 10 Questions
 

1. What is your favorite word?-Rawr
2. What is your least favorite word?-Rawn
3. What turns you on?-the on button
4. What turns you off?-the off button
5. What sound do you love?-the on button
6. What sound do you hate?-the off button
7. What is your favorite curse word?-button
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?-on button operator
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?-off button operator
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?-i think it's time you told me what's in those spices,kearnal

1. What is your favorite word?
Fuck.
2. What is your least favorite word?
youoweme.
3. What turns you on?
Very light blue eyes, long hair and a nice ass!
4. What turns you off?
Paying bills
5. What sound do you love?
Drums
6. What sound do you hate?
Screaming kid(s)
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
Professional Scuba Diver
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Janitor
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I'm gonna send you back as an inmortal...ohh, and here's 200 million dollars to get you started!


:D

Re: Re: 10 Questions
 

1. What is your favorite word? Yeesh!
2. What is your least favorite word? pootang
3. What turns you on? Arms & Aqua di gio (*drooling*)
4. What turns you off? Stinky people
5. What sound do you love? Wind chimes
6. What sound do you hate? Trains
7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuckered
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Wanna be a rock star, baby!!!
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything that involves getting dirty
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Nice to see you made it!"

What is your favorite word?- yes/quon(Jerry Maguire)

What is your least favorite word?- can't

What turns you on?- lips

What turns you off?- arrogance

What sound do you love?- rain

What sound do you hate?- babys crying

What is your favorite curse word?- fuck(I usually just settle for a middle finger.)

What profession,other than yours,would you like to attempt?- filmmaker/writer

What profession would you not like to participate in?- politics

If heaven exist,what would you like God to say,when you arrive at the pearly gates?- yeah right,don't even waste my time...... wait wait wait I'm just fucking with you,go get a drink and make yourself at home.

1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What turns you on?
4. What turns you off?
5. What sound do you love?
6. What sound do you hate?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt?
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?



1 - After seeing Napolean Dynamite its currently "Gosh"

2 - Its more a phrase "Now what I mean"

3 - A keen argument

4 - Stupidity

5 - Clicking

6 - My sister in laws Voice

7 - Fucker

8 - President! BOOYAH!

9 - sewer diver

10 - Heres the keys to the car, and the angels are at your disposal!

...
 

Actually I changed my mind. I'd rather have god say "Welcome to Heaven, Feel free to come and go as you please"

not that it matters... damnit. :p

nothing turns you on ???
and you dont find that sad ?

its the whole point of being alive !

LOL
that's a good one.

1. What is your favorite word? smile
2. What is your least favorite word? finished
3. What turns you on? big brown eyes
4. What turns you off? boringness
5. What sound do you love? old Red Hot Chili Peppers
6. What sound do you hate? commercials
7. What is your favorite curse word? goddammit !
8. What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? massage therapy
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? cortroom artist
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates? It's about time I can take my break. Do a better job this time than I did.
CK

what's wrong with that?it usually means you're done working.

and about your sig,who was the idiot that disagreed?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like God to say, when you arrive at the pearly gates?


"So Angra.... What´s the meaning of life??:confused: "





:cool:

I bet DraculaInDallas could find a way to turn you on :p ;) :D

Sometimes being done making love to a beautiful woman, writing some killer music fir a film, having a chocolate shake, etc is "finished". The ending of something good is never what I like to hear about.
As for the sig, that was a goof on Gren/Fluff. In case you don't know, we go back quite a bit and were jokesters in our day. Sorry if you missed our "fight", but it was probably the most watched about event here in a long time. It was all staged really, but I couldn't have done it without her :)
CK

I get what you're saying about being finished with things you have fun doing and the thing I said about the sig was a joke.

so gren is fluff and you must be vamp right? or I'm I just really confused, I remember the staged fight you're talking about and I could've swore that was Vampenguin/The Return.

Re: 10 Questions
 

1. Hey
2. Closure
3. A beautiful woman with dark hair, dark eyes, sexy full lips and she knows how to use them :p :D
4. Complainers
5. A woman having an orgasm
6. Alarm clock in the morning
7. Fuck
8. Professional hockey player / Astronaut
9. Any office job
10. Welcome to heaven, this is Ingrid Pitt, she's all yours, do anything you want to her :p :D

Nope. DarthVonPokemon, more known as DVP for short. Several bannings and identity changes have brought me to my current name now LOL
CK
fuck ! I'm hungry for a burrito at the moment...

its 10 out of 10 u schmuck

HAHAHHAAH!! ^_^

austin - me and dvp did the first fight. the return/vamp did a mockish type of fight with.. furball of thrils? or whoever it was, me forgets ^_^. me sleepy

Who cares ? Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery and no one has ever pulled off the public fight of public lovers like we did LOL. The world is now a safer and more boring place since. I weep for the future. Some day, if you all are lucky, we'll stage somethingg that good again ;)
CK

I remember now, I was completely confused.

^_^ happens to me all the time