there is always a naked zombie
 

seems like in all zombie movies there will always be a naked zombie. Sometimes you see a midget zombie, a zombie nurse, harry chrishna zombie, zombie girlfriends and zombie dads, zombie babys and zombie grandmoms. I like buck toothed zombies and killer acrobatic mutant zombies.

Thanks for your time.

"harry chrishna "

LOL! i love it!

yeah

this was said in the new member thread and i think its a pretty good explainati0on for why

i stilll cant get over the harry chrishna LOL

If you like buck-toothed zombies then you better make sure you check out Redneck Zombies. Its one of Troma's funniest!

That quote basically sums it up. Notice that it is always a nake FEMALE zombie.

If they are going to be "accurate" and show that these people were going abotu their daily life when it happened, why not aim it at the horror movie demographic? Guys. :)

zombi cock
 

if you want to see a rotting penis, you HAVE to go to rotten.com, you can't just visit your local video store.

Not always.

http://www.mallo.co.uk/sick/images/f...ator/chest.jpg

did you guys forget Return of the Living Dead ?

naked male zombie running out of the meat locker ??

I guess my brain just isnt the database of zombie cock that you all have. I bow down to your superior knowledge. :D

lets not forget, where we may remember it, you were the guy jones'n for it :D

No i was not. As i recall, i was pointing out that the naked chicks were there for people like me.

Nice try thpough. i really do applaud your effort. Seriously.

Judging by how long it took you to respond, you must've put a lot of time and effort into your response, so i dont want to devalue it in any way, despite the fact that it was completely inefectual. ;) :D

HAH !
me thinks the lady doth protest too much :D:D

hey lets keep it clean,
besides, the zombie cock was for me.
my self esteem is low enough with out you kids making me feel twisted.
anyhow, you can't see the green man's penis.

Some guy gets it bitten off by a zombie in 'Dead Life' (of course he was jerking off at the time :D )
CK

OMFG!! Why is it that creatures in horror flicks hate it when someone is having a good time?:p

Worst part is the fact he was jerking off to the zombie since she was naked. Not sure if he knew she was a zombie myself, but... um... weird scene LOL
CK

I know what I'm renting this weekend

speaking of anthony micheal hall
http://www.fleshbot.com/archives/gay...est-024465.php

Don't know if it's rentable as of yet (unless you're in Asia). It's an indie film that just got picked for distribution not too long ago. The director gave me a copy at a horror convention a few months ago. Then we got drunk on Southern Comfort :)
CK

:rolleyes: oooh well, aren't you special?:rolleyes: :D ........Lemme borrow it.

Still doesnt beat the scene i created for one of my films little dorrgies. Its near the beggining about 5 minutes in. This guy digs up a grave of a freshly buried women and starts doing the ol in-out in-out in her mouth right befor she turns into a zombie, and then, o my brothers, all's you could hear is a great big CHOMP.

You thunk that up huh?




Wait, weren't you also the one who had the necro dreams?:eek:

..........................i ugh....i got to....................go now.........*running footsteps, door slams, car drives off, car comes back, door swings open* forgot my eggy wags*running footsteps, door slams, car drives away*

You gonna send it back ?
CK

Ah, the bringer upper of old skelectons:D

Oh, sure sure

like she would give it back to you brother. Shes just a praty unjust brother. She needs to come with Uncle and Ill set her straight again.

You just can't get enough huh? But not this time, I may not come back.

PM me addy, Marroe.
and IDrinkYourBlood, do you always talk in 'Clockwork' jargon ?
CK