waiting
 

does anybody know when a decent horror is going to appear ive heard rumours of a new "SAW" movie. probally wont be anywhere near as good as original but just wanted to kno of this or any other great ones coming out

You enjoyed this?

I thought it was only saw-saw.

Re: waiting
 

The original was good?

And that was a terrible joke EXTR3MIST. "saw-saw" *sigh*

What about this one -

What do you call a woman with no mind?

what

Single!

LOL!

LOL awsome. ok i got one.
What do tell a women with two black eyes?

hello?

I know this one... is it, "shut the fuck up, bitch!" or something like that?

"Don't ask me anymore questions?"

Nothing, you allready told her twice.

"I like your new eyeshadow?"

Ha ha!

That's it.

.................. are you a writter for Jay Leno?

That 2 black eyes joke was actually kinda funny...................But I should be mad so here:mad:

Oh shush, you liked it.....now go make me a sandwich.....or do i have to tell you twice.
hahaha

:( White or wheat, sir? Uh, or Ma'am.....was that cleared up or not, lol:confused:

It was cleared up, and as for the bread, o my brothers, I changed my mind. I now want some eggy wags.

What the fuck is an eggy wag?

eggy wags....you know....they come from chickens....you can cook them several ways, o my brothers, such as scrambelled or fried or omlet style.
Alot of times i like to take eggy wags......AND SMASH THEM!!!!:D

12 smashed eggy wags coming up!!!!!!

I dont like eattin them after there smashed. I just do it for pure horrorshow. so make me a........ham and cheese omlet, and some toast with some jammy wam on it please.

psshhtt......I don't know how to cook:p I said I'd make you a sandwich, now your ass is gettin greedy.

your a sassy devochka arnt you, Well come with uncle Jay and I'll set you straight. Yes yes, come with uncle. We shall have a little bit of the ol in-out in-out.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. c'mon then, we'll see who sets who strait.


*15 minutes later
Uncle Jay: how are those eggy ways my queen of the futon?
Marroe: Get back in there! I asked for scrammbled witn cheese! *smack*

hahahaha you, a queen?!?! hahaha im laughing to hard it hurts my gulliver. *sigh* haha but seriously though, get to work on them eggy wags. Its time to stop this rubbish thats comming out of your weepy devochka mind of yours.

I am now holding up the "WHATEVER" sign. I am going to bed now, and btw....I take my coffee with cream & sugar.



Ya might wanna get that gulliver thing checked out sweetie;)

:confused: :confused: :mad:

Well then, you best be off to bed then. Its getting late for young lasses like you to be up. As for me im feeling a bit in the mood for some of the ol ultra-violant. So i be off then, be off to the streets, and o my brothers, i shall have a real horrorshow of a time. Maybe find a drunken ol geizer singin songs of his for-fathers going blurp blurp in between. Beat him up and steal whatever cutter he has on him. And fine, Ill make your coffe with cream and sugar.

Cor!

I got just the thing for that!

Oh, yeah?

Upset with me dracy butt?:(

I am so lost my brothers.

I found you!:p

o ha. ha. ha. n such. Your just a funny ptitsa arnt you.:rolleyes: