Getting lucky in the dark?
 

So I have a hot hot date tonight....which is really just my droog, Gerald, whos taking me to see Alone in the Dark tonight(I woulda paid for myself but i only got 4 buxx and despritly need it for gas). Anyways i can allready picture this being a stinker of a film, but then again it does have Christen Slater in it, but on the other hand it is based off a video game, which is also directed by that House of the Dead malchick director. Aaaaanyways After its all done for and over which, Ill hop back on this forum and tell you my brothers how the movie was. But I think we all know whats gonna happen heh heh heh.

What!?!


No offence....but are you gay, or a girl?


Im probably going to this tomorrow night....

Did that make any sense to you?

I thought IDrinkYourBlood was a guy, so if they're going out with someone named Gerald, that means that IDrinkYourBlood is either gay or female.

I am a malchick who loves the ptitsas

:confused: :confused:

You better come complete with a fucking glossary for your date (whatever gender they may be).

droog?????

malchick????

ptitsas?????

I didn't mean did you make any sense. Does he make any sense?

No matter what gender IDYB is...this movie is getting real shitty reviews.

the STE can understand me. anyways the flick was awful. 1 out of 5 (which is at least a step up better from house of the dead, this one didnt end in a sword fight) anyways, o my brothers, i shall just copy and past random things i told one of my droogs earlier.

apperntly in this movie had a big enough budget to have a shoot out between these terribly animated monsters and a goverment agencey dedicated to (get this) paranormal activities (kinda like the ghostbusters but more official) to a rob zombie song

and it seemed the director couldnt decide wether it was gonna be an action movie or a horror movie, i mean it was called Alone in the Dark yet no one was ever alone cuz there was this big ass millitary unit part of the parinormal agency of the government

and this agency was ran by a 25 year old, swear to god no one in this movie was over 30

i cant believe christan slater actually did this movie

man in one part they had this random sex scene where they tore off the cloths and had lame sex with the worst music playing, then after they get dressed again but there cloths are fine and do some research

o and did you know that even with your brain removed your body can still move and twitch

i can go on and on my brothers, but i just dont wanna talk about it, if you understand.

Lame sex, for some reason that made me laugh. Never heard sex called lame before.

You should have known better, did you see the trailer??

Did you know Tara reed was in it???

what is wrong with you?

Sounds totally AWSOME!!! :D



By the way, i think Slater is over 30 by now.


:cool:

Im trying to get some friends to go to this tonight....I just want to see it cause it's supposedly so crappy....I seem to enjoy "bad" movies, lol.

ha

droog=friend/friends

malchick=male/guy

ptitsa= female/girl

/ = and or

I always thought Saskatchewan was a made up place.

Just goes to show how wrong you can be.

hahaha WHAT!?!?

It's true - like Timbucktoo (or whatever), and France.

man how could you not know of saskatchewan, do you not know your geography. O wait your probably american and only care of your own country, i understand.

Do I sound like a yank?

Hot diggety!

LMAO. :p


FREAK OUT!!!




:cool:

Are you a guy, Angra?

hey, its what we were taught in high school. Grad 12 Social was all about American bashing and how they only care for themselve. It was great.:D

Blame Canada (Trey Parker/Matt Stone - 1999).

Shut the fuck up! :cool: LOL

Just bloody tell me.

Can you feel the love tonight......something something lion kiiiiing

I hate Elton John.

well he hates you.
he told me so last night. He said "man do you know who i hate?"
"tell me Elton John, who do you hate?"
"I hate that EXTR3MIST guy."
He was drunk of course....then he started to rub my leg....which creeped me out.....so im never hanging out with Elton John ever again.

Are you David Furnish?

you wish;)

Hold it!

You never cleared up the whole "gay" thing, as The Return so eloquently put it.

And now all this talk about Sir Elton and leg-feeling...

Tell us!

O but I did my brother, back on the first page. As you can go back and viddie what I jawed. I beleive it was along the lines of "I am a malchick who loves the ptitsas
" which means, o my brothers, that i am as straight as a line.

But this is a female or homosexual-only forum - I have to ask; what are you doing here then?

I think YOU are at the wrong forum, miss Gay!


I have to ask you to leave.:cool:

indeed.

What the fuck has Canada ever done?

America is only 51% retarded