Worst Movie youve ever Seen
 

Ive yet to see any of the imfamosly bad movies, but as yet, End of Days is the worst shit pile Ive ever seen. Incoherant as Modestas, and I thinmk the director was as drunk as ShankS

And the plot was as retarded as you.

Just kidding :) It was pretty bad though. my opics for the worst, at least worst that THOUGHT they were good:

Dungeons and Dragons
Spawn.

North, but Polish Vampire in Burbank is close

Regarding horror, it was The Blair Witch Project.

Speaking on any other genres...it would have to be Boondock Saints. (I'm sure there were worse...but I was told by so many people to check this out because it's similar to this and that...and if you liked such and such, you'll like this...well, it SUCKED).

I loved end of days! god would smile heavily on anyone who took the fight to the devil like that!

Plus, Arnold is holy in my book.

However, Godsend could not have been a more inappropriate title. Im sure there is a spot in hell reserved for Mrs Stamos.

I enjoyed Spawn more than most people. Sure, the acting made Killer Klowns look good, but I went in with no expectations, and I throughly enjoyed it. It was alsoo the 1st "R" rated movie I saw, although looking back, I have no clue why it got an "R".....

Because they went to hell. that is very disturbing. it hought it was a great good s evil movie. I like seeing dark ones turned toward the light.

he didn't. He turned towards the middle.

I have to say this ,and risk losing respect from our fine Mr. Vod, but ..........I didn't hate Spawn.......there....I said it.

me neither. Spawn was actually one of my favorite superhero movies.

Mine would have to be Howard the Duck......oops....did I type that out loud.

Good job......thats all I can say, good fucking job:p

Hey, i never said you couldnt like spawn. I like Virtuosity. i think i married the only other human who doesnt think its a pile of shit.

I just said spawn sucked. Swollen donkey cock.

What was that Vod? Something you want to tell us?

I really think implying that the donkey's cock was swollen would make it any more offensive.

All things are more offensive when swollen :D

Now you sound like my wife.:rolleyes:

The Village.
Secret Window


i didnt think Spawn was the worse but it wasnt great ..

The title sequence wasnt bad .. or the clown ..

(everytime someone farts a demon is born ... fart, fart .. Twins !!)

I thought the Devil CGI was unbelievebaly bad .. sort of like Lawnmower Man era. It didnt match the CGI from the cape effects ...

Could have been worse, could have been better.

Obviously it wasnt well liked enough for there to be a Spawn II

Secret window was easily more satisfying than spawn.

Unless, of course, i shat upon a spawn dvd, then shot it after yelling "Pull!"

That sounds like fun :D

has anybody here even seen North or Polish Vampire in Burbank?

i hated every second of secret window.
it was one of those movies where i just couldnt understand why anyone got involved after reading the screenplay.

not i

Me either,but IMDB had a trather scathing review. The same person who did PViB also did a movie called curse of the queerwolf.....

Re: Worst Movie youve ever Seen
 

hahaha you funny little bugger...


I thought End of days was ok.

toxic avenger 2, the first was bad enough, but I only managed to get through the first ten minutes of the second one.

I won't watch that one.

Polish Vampire in Burbank has to be seen to be believed. Like, five minutes in you're like "hey, this might be so bad it's funny!", then halfway into it you're looking for a blunt object with which to kill yourself.


North just shouldn't be seen period.

isnt that the one with Eddie Deezen ?

he begs to be turned off.

yeah, Deezen was in PViB

anyone seen a movie called
Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh ?

i have it but havent watched it .. it looks like it could be lame.


on a different note ...

anyone seen Forbidden Zone ?
(i actually love it - most people hate it)

Full Moon Video's 'Killjoy'...nothing beats that one on the suck-o-meter.......





@Vodstock...In reference to the first page of this thread:

MWAHAHAHA......They shall ALL be mine...

Spawn rocked:p :D

zombie
 

lucio fulchi's "zombie" was definitely the worst movie i've ever seen. I admit some of the gore was decent but man 95 percent of the movie was the mindless characters talking. My other choice would be "one night in paris" rick solomon you are no steven speilberg.

Darkness Falls + They > Any bad movie in the world

These have to be nominated for ayestmost boring and cheesy movies of all time

i definitely agree with darkness falls. when the friggin town in named "darkness falls" maybe that could give you an inkling that something fucked up is happening there. They was just horrific but not in a good sense. Wes Craven presents my ass. He had nothing to do with that movie, he was just cashing in on what is popular these days, "hot teens being run down by a murderous but equally hot killer"

I wish I would have read that before I rented it today....Oh well, it was free. Havnt watched it yet, but not looking forward to it quite as much. Oh well.

The worst movie I've seen is def. Sleepy Hollow High, words can't describe what a total piece of shit this movie is.

HAHA...You just told me that you have NOT seen Full Moon's 'Killjoy' :p

hm...........the village,virus and the scare crow slayer

Darkness Falls

Feardotcom was pretty fucking rubbish, turned it off about 20 minutes in, after realising "No, this isn't gonna get better"
Goes to show hoe much BETTER they can make a film look in the trailer - the guys who put THAT together sure earned their money...

I also thought "Talos: the mummy" was a pathetic, boring peice of shit. Had some "ok" effects, but....eurgh, the film was just CRAP.

Just finished They. Sure, it wasnt a masterpiece, but Ive seen lots worse. I enjoyed it.

worse: North and Polish Vampire in Burbank

More boring: The Brain that Wouldn't Die



I still and will forever believe that the combination of North and Polish Vampire in Burbank out-bad any amount of shitty movies thrown at them.