2 down, 1 to go. Who dies next?
 

Well as we all know, Dimebag Darryl, guitarist for Pantera and Damageplan was shot and killed on stage last night. A couple weeks ago, O'l Dirty bastard, from the Wu-Tang Clan, dropped dead in the studio.

Now we all know that these things come in 3s, so the question I'm posing to you is, 'Who's next?'

Since I really liked ODB and Darryl, I'm hoping it's someone I'm not a fan of. Having musicians you like die sucks, but 3 in a month would just be ridiculously shitty.

My guess is Yanni.

Re: 2 down, 1 to go. Who dies next?
 

celine dion would be nice

Re: Re: 2 down, 1 to go. Who dies next?
 

OUCH!!

Willie Nelson


I was gonna say Keith Richards, but I'm pretty convinced that he's immortal by now

Re: Re: 2 down, 1 to go. Who dies next?
 

I'm pretty sure that this is the ONLY context in which this phrase will ever be uttered...
Hell...Keith Richards died a LONG time ago...He just hasn't noticed yet...

john denver

Pretty sure he's already dead. I think his plane went down a few years ago.

pretty sure that was the joke...

Dick *older than dirt but has a great makeup person* Clark

he is already in the hospital from a stroke. its only a matter of time for pneumonia to settle in, next thing ya know some nurse has a flashback from American Bandstand, and that she had no friends, and grew up being called things like Sally Rottencrotch, or Sperm Gurgler. One thing leads to another, the plug "accidently" falls from the socket for the heart monitor, and they wont find the air buddle that was injected into his vein from the needle she grabbed before checking on him, until she at least has a good 4 or 5 hour head start to Mexico




SHIT.....*hangs head in shame* I just read bwinds signature

Nickelbag Nelly.

That shooting was crazy. Just playing on stage and someone gets pissed off and shoots your ass dead. Must have been playing really crapy music.

Damage plan was sooo hardcore they went all out and died on stage..

I don't like dimebag but getting killed for playing sucky music is sad.

WHY GOD, WHY NOT SIMPLE PLAN!

I hope Jessica Simpson dies a slow and horrid death

wacko jack gon go.

i hope these go next:
ashley an jessica simpson
toby keith
micheal jackson
lindsay lohan
hillary duff
clay aikens
ruben studards
william hung
avril
r kelly
shania twain

please let it be avril lavigne

i think the same can b said for cher

i think cher is a stepford wife .. all plastic and gears ..

it'll be the rats, the roaches, and cher .. after world war 3

lol

Madonna.

that IS wishful thinking ...

britney spears,jessica simpson,ashlee simpson,hillary duff,lindsey lohan,modanna,nick lache back street boys,nsync,paris hilton,nicole richie and r kelly.

I was thinking Dick Clark also. This dude was a teenager for like 40 years......and now its like BLAM.......he's about 80.

LOL...I love the way that this thread went from "Who do you think is gonna die?" to "Who do you WANT to die?":cool: :D

i think it pretty much started that way with Yanni in the very first post :)

here's how a few of them should go:

1) michael boulton - chokes to death on a hairball
2) Zamphir - picks up and attempts to play 3 sticks of dynamite by mistake.
3) Kenny G - accidently hits the 'brown note' and is beaten to death my embarrased foul smelling fans at a concert
4) Celine Dion bends over to pick up her mike and breaks in half
5) Whitney Houston, Janet Jackson, and Mariah Carey get into a massive catfight and topple over a cliff onto jagged rocks.
6) Phil Collins commits su-su-suicide-io when he finally realizes he is bald and unnatractive to women.

Every famous person outside of Trent Reznor, Kirk Hamet and James Hetfield.


They will start a new uber techno-metal band called "Metallic Nails".

Lars's skull will be sampled for percussion. trent is Such a genius, they can use 2 guitarists, but he will take care of the bass and drums :D

1. Or is beaten to death with a fax machine by David "Michael Bolton" Herman from Office Space.

2. Or Mistakesa "metal Storm" gun for flute and blows off face.

3. Or Trips while playing his alto sax, impaling his head. Continues to live 2 more weeks until blood loss makes him realize his hair sucks and he offs himself with some rat poison.

4. Or... or nothing, that was fucking hilarious :)

5. Or, they all get into a "Highest note" contest. the combined soundwaves of their shrieking causes the ground beneath them to shatter like glass. A massive earthquake results, and the three become the first humans to see the erth's mantle. There is a soft, comforting "poo" as they are enveloped in magma.

6. phil is tragically killed along with elton john during their collabrative scoring of Disney's "Calligula".

please. Keith Richards would outlast Cher by far

I think Magnum P.I. is next. Or maybe Travolta.

...and I think the line about Disney making Caligula is inspired comic genius

Courtney Love. That chick is pure skank.

NO SHIT...She'll probably end up dying of some completely new STD that originated inside of HER......*shudders*

I agree 100%!! And the name of her so called band HOLE how fitting!! LOL

What about Johnny Ramone? He died around the same time so basically this thread is useless :D