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Horror.Com Addiction
May all bear witness to what happens to me, when I'm depressed, bored, and have so much shit on my mind that I give way to ANY sort of banality to try to escape it...
Be glad that I have developed a monsterous headache, otherwise this would have gone on forever... If I didn't mention someone (Great, now a few are coming to mind)...It wasn't because I don't love you;) , it's just that I had to stop before my head explodes... Anyway...If you guys would help me, by adding some verses, ESPECIALLY including people that I have left out, I would truly appreciate it AND...Before anyone tells me how lame, irrelevant or just plain stupid this is...I DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK...And, I already know that, anyway:rolleyes: ...It served MY purpose at the time...Just as this place does...It was a temporary escape for me... Horror.Com Addiction So many of us came here, Just to take a quick look, But, soon it became clear, That we were hopelessly hooked Some say they're gonna leave, But we know they'll be right back It doesn't take them long to see, That this place is worse than crack Even the members that we may miss, Still visit from time to time, Haunted, Moon, Nine9, DWM, Dirt and Ritualistic, Some personal favorites of mine Those who get banned, Keep coming back, too, Just look at poor Vamp, Had to 'Return', didn't you? The ones who seem to truly dissapear, Like Avenger, SFF, and others we know, Are more than likely, still right here, Lurking in the shadows, because they can't let go Its what we have here, that can be found nowhere else, Like Shanks with his beer, And Wufong's love of himself It's Zwoti's great knowledge of everything foreign, Discussions of politics, Religion and porn We discuss it all here, Vampires, Monsters and ghosts, Or things that we fear, Like Stingy's long posts Arioch's gender swapping, And Newb's chicken salad, Sam always scoffing, At some dumb thing a n00b did Vodstock's evident love of Bree's boobs, And Freddy's obvious psychosis, Cheeba's experimentation with food, How quickly we all come to know of this Phnomne's sadistic instigation, And DVP's protests of innocence, The pointless banning investigation, Why do we even dwell on this? My own affection for my evil spawn, MassacreMan, LBM, Wicked Lady, And Demon Seed, add to the fun, Even tho people think that we're crazy It's here that I have my family, Just as real as any other, The one's who I keep close to me, Like Creeper, my only brother We've even got real relationships, Lucid Dreams and VisionOfBlood, YourLastMistake and Gothic Chick, Our couples that share a true horror love Evis's teasing, With all his hot pix, Few will be leaving, With enticement like this HateBreeder's top hat, Rebel Yell's eyes, And Angela's cool tats, Keep Ege's pix thread alive Jay's goofy pranks, Help us all to unwind, And To Bwind, I give thanks, For often speaking MY mind Sergio and Rae make me happy, They are always here for me, Fuck You, I KNOW that was sappy, and where in the HELL is Nightbreed? We already like Voltron, He takes us back to the 80's, And Gore tries to mack on, All of Horror's hot 'ladies' Senior members, who now seldom post, Come back now and then to hang out, Like Orangestar, Malicious Mirth and Dabro, If you happen to catch them, give a shout LilMiss drives all our guys crazy, Yet, she seems unaware of this, Hellfire, Mayo, and Tachii, Always tell it, just like it is Michelle and Feral Cat, Sometimes visit from Reel, Friday13thfan and Hap, Certainly have their appeal MichaelMyers and NirvanaNole, Sign in AT LEAST once a week, Even THEY are here, enough to know, This forum is NOT for the meek Bloody Gurl and George are, Wicked Lady's best friends Nice to have you back, Centaur, Make a post now and then ;) Hey, Filmmaker 2, Where's Filmmaker 1? I'm watching you, Doppelgangers are fun :D Fluff's constant post whoring, And AMK's addled brain, It rarely ever gets boring, When it does, I ALMOST miss Bane We've got chicks with dicks, Dicks with spinal cords, And Monsterdick pix, All over the fucking board We never know what each day will bring us, If we're lucky, we'll get cool new members, Urgeok, FairyKorpes, Jello, DracInDallas, And TaylorsMommy are already remembered It's difficult to explain this crazy addiction, But we all have to admit that it's true, We who have been here, KNOW this affliction, Horror.Com gets a wicked hold on you |
You forgot my favorite...Bloodrayne.:)
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there once was a goth gal called rayne
who liked guys with long hair - and vain she would pull out her cam, and they'd say 'take this one ma'am' untill along came Urge - being a pain :) ok that wasnt great but it took me 60 seconds :) |
when up on the roof came a thundering crash !
its another fake vampire who fell on his ass ! he thought he'd come in and give me a bite but he lost his fake fangs down his throat in the fight. i'm all dressed in black ! i'm cool and can fly ! so i tossed him out the window and said 'ok, try' as his face became closer to the hard gravel ground, i saw he was right - he could fly - straight down ! so let that be a lesson to you wannabe vamps it works in the movies and similar camps, but if you come tapping on my window glass, i'll get down with my Van Helsing, and hand you your ass :) i think i'll rework 'twas the night before xmas properly for Horror .. try to get it done in time for the holidays :) |
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Now, I want more...Keep going... @YourLastMistake...*kisses* :) |
i dont put you to shame ! hahahaha
why is it that teasing someone is the best catalyst for my non existent creativity ? :) |
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what is there to add :
this says it all ! We've got chicks with dicks, Dicks with spinal cords, And Monsterdick pix, All over the fucking board |
We have a couple of poets here.
very nice. |
All this poetry is sooooooo cute! Awwwww! I tried to write some of my own, but it was awful.
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hahha :) bloodrayne thats awesome :)
you realy do have the knack for writing Verse. :) |
I don't have a knack for writing verse:
On A Day Dark and Dreary Here I sit Eating Chocolate covered Cherries. |
I feel ill with gay happiness.
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I thought my line was lame, but the fact that there was a line dedicated to my big spicy beef dong forgives all
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Yeah, thanks for mentioning me! What do I gotta do...post a picture of my CACK! to get noticed around here!!???
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having trolls named after you helps. I had 2
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Hooray! It is addicting!
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:D :D :D
Very nice work Blood! You must have been very bored, cuz that suckers long! Thanks for the shout out. Urge, I liked yours too! Very funny.;) |
I was always partial to the "There once was a man from Natucket..." poems/crap;)
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But what of ol' kpro?
Lo and behold... Mr. Propain just got lost in the fold Whether banning or flaming, He should not be forgot Cuz doing this could get you shot! :) |
what im not metioned..you hate me *runs away crying :'(
:D great poem it sums it alll up for the mems here:D |
i like horror dot com
becuase horror dot com is grea.. DOH! :cool: (homer) |
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AND...Thanks you guys...You are so good to me...BUT...I still need more verses...As you may have noticed, I did leave out a few people...Sorry Friday13thFan, Haphazard, and others..I AM still working on it...I just really felt like shit this morning...:(
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I guess after you leave for a couple weeks, people just start to forget about you.
I cant believe I missed my one year anniversary here. :( :( :( |
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Muhhahaha!!!
Thanks so much Rayne! Almost a whole verse for me....That awesome! Im not much of a poet, so Ill just tell you my idea You should have some metion of the nazis that invaded that time.... Ya know, AngelMengle and them? Even the Nazis They kept coming back But all of us here Hoped he'd OD on crack I tried, lol |
yea it kinda sucks you did leave some out.....like me :( i was sure that i was in.....guess not lol
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:to bloodrayne You scared me for a second. When I started reading your post, I thought you were leaving. :p |
Kind of hard to rhyme "MichaelMyers".
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Bloodrayne's the mother she keeps us all in line sometimes I'll act up on purpose so she'll spank my behind We've had Gore with his polio and Evis with Aids Turns out they both were mistaken twas attention they craved. Bodacious loves the big ones Kpro loves nine9 Fluff used to love VonPokemon at least when on-line. Zwoti and Shanks Are our brothers from the UK One loves movies the other drinks all day. Vod is a site pimp a better guy you've never met Cheeba's got a split personality are you Scared Yet Urgeok is a noob and a bit of a post whore but he's wise and funny and never a bore Hatebreeder's a cool kid as is massacreman and f13fan Lucky likes her picture someone please take away the vid-cam Juanhacko is one of our elders Drac-in-Dallas is old as hell filmaker2 is catching up to the geriatric crowd as well. We have some real beautys on this horror forum site there's Rebel,Fairy,Bloodrayne and try as I might I can't fit them all in in one verse so I'll continue over here we have Angelkill,Gothic-chic Orangestar and whats worse this is the third verse of hot chicks I know I'm leaving some out Like Littlemiss,Fluff,Wickedlady and Tachi Hey, has anybody seen Ginger about. Haphazard is our HDC clown Feral and Darkwing never stay could someone get me a interpreter what the fuck did Modestas just say |
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Okay...I just added some for:
Orangestar Malicious Mirth DabroMain Michelle Feral Cat, Friday13thfan Haphazard, Bloody Gurl George Centaur Filmmaker 2 Hellfire Rae Sergio LilMissScareAll MichaelMyers NirvanaNole NightBreed Mayo Tachii Gore I KNOW that I have STILL missed some... |
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@Angela...Thanks for the concern...But, I CAN'T leave...I've sold my soul.... :) |
Twas the nightmare that is Christmas, when all through the site
Not a creature was stirring, not even out of spite, The stockings were hung by the crypt with care, In hopes that no one was banned and their accounts were still there. The members were sleeping all warm in their bed, While their eyes rested before their monitors burnt them out of their heads, And some mods in their 'boots’, others in shiny things that snap, Had just settled their brains from deleting all the crap... When out of the blue there arose such a clatter, The members sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the site they flew like a flash, Tore open the thread before their computers had crashed. The “moon” in the picture, possibly of someone they know. Gave the impression of how things this evening surely would go, When, what to their disgusted eyes should appear, But a new troll poster, about the 200th this year. With a new post arriving, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment someone would say “Suck my dick”. More rapid than eagles the cursers they came, They whined, and shouted, and called some by name: "Now, Dammit! now, WTF! now someone help please! Oh, Come on! oh Quit it! oh, LMAO, and You’re such a sleaze! To the top of the forum! It just wouldn’t fall! Now Ban them! Ban them! Ban them all!" As sure as the dry heaves that after the wild parties fly, The troll poster meets many an adversary, both girl and guy, So up to the top the post counts they flew, With the thread full of hatred, and edited photo’s too. And when the banning started the posts went through the roof The nagging and whining of each wanting proof. As many popped in their head, and was turning around, Down the chimney a rouge moderator came with a bound. They were pissed and their speech was all in a slur, What happened after that was all such a blur. A bundle of obscenities they had flung at the pack, What’s wrong with this guy, is he smoking crack?. His posts how they stung, even called a few a fairy! His words they did hurt, over the internet that’s scary! This was his attempt at humor, the members didn’t know. All that they wished for was his brains out he would blow. With a toke of their pipes, they held with their teeth, As the thread got off track and they started searching for reef. With a frown on their faces, occasionally turning to look at the telly They got flustered when he laughed, which could explain why some replies were smelly. He was rude and obnoxious and in love with himself, But before long the mods put him on the shelf. A blink and a nod, and another scroll through the thread Soon gave me to know I had nothing to be read. He typed no more words, the mods did their work, And filled all the requests by banning the jerk, And laying my finger on the X in the corner to close, And giving a chuckle, of the drama that arose. About to close the thread and continue my slumber, I noticed the posts had increased by one more number. I resisted the urge to take in the sight, and quietly said "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!" |
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sob stole my idea .. well, i'm gonna do it anyway so i wont read this until after i do mine ... |
That unoriginal bastard!
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Urgeok is a noob
and a bit of a post whore but he's wise and funny and never a bore post whore ! i just like to think of myself as 'involved' :) |
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