i'm going to remake the "lost boys"
 

well, I was so disappointed in that movie... and now I'm going to remake it! I think I will do really good movie... I will remove some scenes and I will add some new scenes... I think the scene, where boys took water guns will be replaced by scene: "boys will take big big knifes... not the simple knives, butthe knives will be as lazers!!!! " so, what do you think about that?but before the making... I wanna to know your opinions: if you will buy my remake of "lost boys"?

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I think you have a better chance of forming a boy band, and getting caught by the Enquirer taking it in the ass from a polar bear, while snorting coke and pouring motor oil into the city storm drains. Just my opinion though, dont let your dreams, no matter how retarded, be held back by the opinion of others... Hell even ellen degeneres got her own show.

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how about sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads ?

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he would but he's not *moves the fingers in the quote motion thing* EVIL enough......

he's evil alright ..
he does damage to my brain with every one of his posts.

its like looking at a bad road accident ... you dont really want to see it but you're powerless to turn away.

It needs no remake....but alas....we are getting a FEMALE version remake....

Not sure if it will be called "the lost girls" but i cant see a more fittingly-unorginal title....ugh...

no, i would not buy it. everyone in it would speak gibberish and i wouldnt be able to understand any of it.

well, i'd much rather see a studio remake of the lost boys with a female cast than whatever mind numbing idea our thread starter comes up with.

The Lost Girls.....

A story about vampire like group of girls on their period, running amok in a quiet town trying to aquire the unholy grail "Statue of Midol"

End of movie, grandma slams her Dodge Aries K car with the tissue box in the back window through the side of the double wide trailer, slides in like Kramer off of Seinfeld and mumbles on her way to the bathroom. "One thing Ive always hated about the stores in this town....... none of them carry an absorbent enough tampon."

It'll obviously be from your mother-land of Lithuania. Therefore, it will be foreign, and thus, more artistic and smarter than anything that could be produced in the US.



















Just kidding, Fuck You

instead of living the underground cave with the morrison poster .. it'd be the changing room of an abandoned Gap.

Re: i'm going to remake the "lost boys"
 

NO!!

I'd buy it.

well, after they destroyed all the prints the one you bought might be worth something ...

might be a good investment.

I'd buy a copy to take a crap on it.

Mullets and bad 80's music is awesome....

I liked The Lost Boys .. but its nice to see someone agrees with me re. the music ..

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Laser knives? That's just crazy enough to work.:D

Sneak preview of the Lost Girls

I guess I have too much time on my hands

Fuck you haters in advance

:p

let me guess it will include a giant farting alien that eats cow penis's to sustain his life force and rapes naked 12 years that like to ride pigmy goats?

i thought that was already in Yentl ?